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Kyle Posey
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we have to stop giving playoff spots to teams from outside the Power 7 divisions
January 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Real “him?” energy on Dante Moore. The Ann Veal of quarterbacks
January 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Notre Dame, more like she that Ho-ter Dame
January 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Help! My social media habit is not fulfilling my emotional or spiritual needs! Is the platform broken? Should I post more?
January 7, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Watching cowboys head coach Brian schottenheimer yell at his team about a three game losing streak is a real “who’s got it better than us?” moment.
January 2, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Le boule orânge
January 2, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row

Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
June 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Chase: doesn’t fuck (deeply closeted)
Marshall: fucks
Skye: fucks
Rubble: fucks
Rocky: doesn’t fuck (poor)
Zuma: fucks
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
There is pent up demand for jazzy ditties that builds throughout the year
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Watched the hunger games. Constantly reminding myself “this content is not for you. You are not supposed to like this.” It’s like my 65 year old uncle watching meek mill at the Super Bowl halftime show.
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
She eat ass (pirate booty)
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Ground floor hater. Series A hater. Angel investment hater. I read the napkin the initial pitch for hating Ronaldo was written on and got out my checkbook on the spot. Ten-x moment for the lads here. We’re going to Ibiza on this one.
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Don’t touch my phone with ya bean hands alice
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
They just gave away a one thousand dollar chilis gift card. What a curse
Lawyer ass ref “he exhibited all of the principals of verticality”
Season ticket holder for 20 years they done gave em $100 gift card to Chili’s
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Lawyer ass ref “he exhibited all of the principals of verticality”
Season ticket holder for 20 years they done gave em $100 gift card to Chili’s
Guy in a lakers jersey that says “Ex Mavs Fan”
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Season ticket holder for 20 years they done gave em $100 gift card to Chili’s
Guy in a lakers jersey that says “Ex Mavs Fan”
White Dwight. I forget his last name honestly
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Season ticket holder for 20 years they done gave em $100 gift card to Chili’s
Guy in a lakers jersey that says “Ex Mavs Fan”
White Dwight. I forget his last name honestly
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Guy in a lakers jersey that says “Ex Mavs Fan”
White Dwight. I forget his last name honestly
Peja Mavs Jersey. Great deep cut
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
White Dwight. I forget his last name honestly
Peja Mavs Jersey. Great deep cut
Running list of things I saw at the Mavs game:

Cowboys hats with suits. Like four dudes in a row. Too old for it to be ironic
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Peja Mavs Jersey. Great deep cut
Running list of things I saw at the Mavs game:

Cowboys hats with suits. Like four dudes in a row. Too old for it to be ironic
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Running list of things I saw at the Mavs game:

Cowboys hats with suits. Like four dudes in a row. Too old for it to be ironic
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Have back to back Super Bowl champions ever fired their coach?
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Eagles win again despite major questions vis a vis them being good still unresolved
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Flooper Cagg
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM