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As an introvert, I was forever grateful that for most of my jobs I had to commute, and could therefore avoid all work parties.
Oh no, sorry, last train home is at ten, can't stop for a drink, can't risk missing it, wish I could goooooo 🥹
Oh no, sorry, last train home is at ten, can't stop for a drink, can't risk missing it, wish I could goooooo 🥹
December 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
As an introvert, I was forever grateful that for most of my jobs I had to commute, and could therefore avoid all work parties.
Oh no, sorry, last train home is at ten, can't stop for a drink, can't risk missing it, wish I could goooooo 🥹
Oh no, sorry, last train home is at ten, can't stop for a drink, can't risk missing it, wish I could goooooo 🥹
I'm already seeing a lot of fellow lefties using the same responses that were being used by the right over seeing their heroes being connected to the Epstein Files. We have to prepare for the fact we're going to see people we love in there. Don't double down. Be better than them.
December 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm already seeing a lot of fellow lefties using the same responses that were being used by the right over seeing their heroes being connected to the Epstein Files. We have to prepare for the fact we're going to see people we love in there. Don't double down. Be better than them.
I think maybe I don't have SAD because it appears that every season makes me depressed.
December 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I think maybe I don't have SAD because it appears that every season makes me depressed.
One of the most common types of ghost sightings in the USA is that of previous presidents.
Dear God if You exist, please no, keep him down there where he belongs.
Dear God if You exist, please no, keep him down there where he belongs.
December 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
One of the most common types of ghost sightings in the USA is that of previous presidents.
Dear God if You exist, please no, keep him down there where he belongs.
Dear God if You exist, please no, keep him down there where he belongs.
I'm still furious over my history textbook at school paying only a couple of lines of lip service to the Irish Potato Famine, and of course none of those lines mentioned the shitty behaviour of England during that period.
December 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I'm still furious over my history textbook at school paying only a couple of lines of lip service to the Irish Potato Famine, and of course none of those lines mentioned the shitty behaviour of England during that period.
The same people who said animation is for kids and adults should only watch live action media because it's real are now shrugging their shoulders at GenAI videos because hey it entertains them for thirty seconds who cares if this stuff can't really happen.
December 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The same people who said animation is for kids and adults should only watch live action media because it's real are now shrugging their shoulders at GenAI videos because hey it entertains them for thirty seconds who cares if this stuff can't really happen.
I hardly ever order online because from the moment I click through I suffer severe anxiety until I get the item, and then take at least a day to recover. Because of shit like this. Tell me the date when I order. Tell me the ETA on the morning of that date. Do your best to not be late. All I need.
STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I hardly ever order online because from the moment I click through I suffer severe anxiety until I get the item, and then take at least a day to recover. Because of shit like this. Tell me the date when I order. Tell me the ETA on the morning of that date. Do your best to not be late. All I need.
The digital snobs that had the rhetoric of "well if you can't tell it's GenAI then you deserve to be scammed" are suddenly backtracking now that it's getting so good even they can't tell. Leopards are potentially going to eat their face instead of other people's. NOW they're calling for regulation.
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The digital snobs that had the rhetoric of "well if you can't tell it's GenAI then you deserve to be scammed" are suddenly backtracking now that it's getting so good even they can't tell. Leopards are potentially going to eat their face instead of other people's. NOW they're calling for regulation.
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The Cola ad debacle is a bigger shame than we realise, because this could have been broadcast television's comeback. If channels promised, and stuck to it, that they would never allow GenAI in any of their commercials, I'm sure a lot of people would go back to watching it again.
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
The Cola ad debacle is a bigger shame than we realise, because this could have been broadcast television's comeback. If channels promised, and stuck to it, that they would never allow GenAI in any of their commercials, I'm sure a lot of people would go back to watching it again.
I think for age verification we should be allowed to send screenshots of all the NSFW adverts on our feeds. If you believe I am underage, then why are you showing me this? The default advertising for all should be SFW until individual age is verified, surely? 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I think for age verification we should be allowed to send screenshots of all the NSFW adverts on our feeds. If you believe I am underage, then why are you showing me this? The default advertising for all should be SFW until individual age is verified, surely? 🤔
As a child I had a crush on half the cast of Bugsey Malone, and as an adult in my forties I feel nothing remotely sexual or romantic towards those same kids when I rewatch it, and for a large portion of my fellow adults that's an unfathomable state of being.
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
As a child I had a crush on half the cast of Bugsey Malone, and as an adult in my forties I feel nothing remotely sexual or romantic towards those same kids when I rewatch it, and for a large portion of my fellow adults that's an unfathomable state of being.
Fun prank for British people - pronounce doughnuts using every version of 'ough' but the correct one.
Would you like a doonut?
I really want a duffnut.
Oh look, they're selling doffnuts.
Do you prefer downuts or cake?
Who ate my dawnut?!
This butt pillow is shaped like a duhnut.
Would you like a doonut?
I really want a duffnut.
Oh look, they're selling doffnuts.
Do you prefer downuts or cake?
Who ate my dawnut?!
This butt pillow is shaped like a duhnut.
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Fun prank for British people - pronounce doughnuts using every version of 'ough' but the correct one.
Would you like a doonut?
I really want a duffnut.
Oh look, they're selling doffnuts.
Do you prefer downuts or cake?
Who ate my dawnut?!
This butt pillow is shaped like a duhnut.
Would you like a doonut?
I really want a duffnut.
Oh look, they're selling doffnuts.
Do you prefer downuts or cake?
Who ate my dawnut?!
This butt pillow is shaped like a duhnut.
Losing a stone in weight over six weeks is probably not a great move, especially when it's not down to exercise and controlled diet, and is down to not eating and shitting through the eye of a needle from anxiety.
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Losing a stone in weight over six weeks is probably not a great move, especially when it's not down to exercise and controlled diet, and is down to not eating and shitting through the eye of a needle from anxiety.
1/2 - I stopped watching #TheLastLeg when it became a platform for right-wing bastards who, despite the fact that they would happily sterilise and/or murder half the audience and take away any medicine or aides they need, because they're amusing they kept being given a pass.
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
1/2 - I stopped watching #TheLastLeg when it became a platform for right-wing bastards who, despite the fact that they would happily sterilise and/or murder half the audience and take away any medicine or aides they need, because they're amusing they kept being given a pass.
Love it when people preface any HP talk with "im seperating da author from the media im a gud person honest".
One, I didn't even ask.
Two, you're still putting money in her pocket and funding transphobic genocide, and if you feel guilty, fine. But don't try and excuse yourself.
One, I didn't even ask.
Two, you're still putting money in her pocket and funding transphobic genocide, and if you feel guilty, fine. But don't try and excuse yourself.
November 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Love it when people preface any HP talk with "im seperating da author from the media im a gud person honest".
One, I didn't even ask.
Two, you're still putting money in her pocket and funding transphobic genocide, and if you feel guilty, fine. But don't try and excuse yourself.
One, I didn't even ask.
Two, you're still putting money in her pocket and funding transphobic genocide, and if you feel guilty, fine. But don't try and excuse yourself.
I refuse to believe that there are people who don't have a flow chart styled script in their head rehearsed to perfection before entering any social situations. Sounds fake.
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I refuse to believe that there are people who don't have a flow chart styled script in their head rehearsed to perfection before entering any social situations. Sounds fake.
While I admit that it was a very long time ago, Labour being promoted as Left in my political lessons was the most ridiculous lie I ever experienced in education. They were Centrist at best at the time, and they've slipped further and further Right ever since. Go Polanski for calling them out.
October 23, 2025 at 9:29 AM
While I admit that it was a very long time ago, Labour being promoted as Left in my political lessons was the most ridiculous lie I ever experienced in education. They were Centrist at best at the time, and they've slipped further and further Right ever since. Go Polanski for calling them out.
I don't ship real people because I believe it to be disrespectful, but I would very much like Polanski and Mamdani to platonically hold hands. Just a little. As a treat.
October 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I don't ship real people because I believe it to be disrespectful, but I would very much like Polanski and Mamdani to platonically hold hands. Just a little. As a treat.
I've begun so many sentences with, "I'm not a furry but..." that I think it's time to explore the possibility of being at the very least furry-adjacent.
October 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I've begun so many sentences with, "I'm not a furry but..." that I think it's time to explore the possibility of being at the very least furry-adjacent.
The BSL sign for -him- is flapping hair. I'm howling, y'all are the best 😂
October 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The BSL sign for -him- is flapping hair. I'm howling, y'all are the best 😂
I feel bad about not joining the boycott - because I do not have any streaming services or tv licence. I can't take away money I'm already not giving 😂
September 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I feel bad about not joining the boycott - because I do not have any streaming services or tv licence. I can't take away money I'm already not giving 😂
And make it bubble!
September 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
And make it bubble!
Your friendly reminder that next Sunday (7/Sept) at 3pm UK time there is going to be an emergency phone alarm test. If you or someone you know relies on a secret phone for safety, seek out how to turn this feature off for the device.
#EmergencyAlarmTest #StaySafe
#EmergencyAlarmTest #StaySafe
August 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Your friendly reminder that next Sunday (7/Sept) at 3pm UK time there is going to be an emergency phone alarm test. If you or someone you know relies on a secret phone for safety, seek out how to turn this feature off for the device.
#EmergencyAlarmTest #StaySafe
#EmergencyAlarmTest #StaySafe