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mike @vagabondvivant.com · 5h

"John Steinbeck..."

"... werewolf novel"

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mike @vagabondvivant.com · 7h

SNL needs to throw as many bags of money at Oliver Platt as it takes to get him to come on as Pritzker.

mike @vagabondvivant.com · 7h

He really just ... says whatever spills out of the empty cavity in his skull through his saggy face-vagina and absolutely nobody does anything about it

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

mike @vagabondvivant.com · 8h

¿ a la ...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_03d...

Jonathan Richman - There's Something About Mary Song

YouTube video by Natabee Pluche

www.youtube.com

mike @vagabondvivant.com · 9h

Spark my balls, you capitulating hacks. Each and every one of you (and that includes you, Social Media Monkey) denigrates the name of your once-respectable institution.

Your mothers are ashamed of you.

mike @vagabondvivant.com · 10h

a metal fence with a sign on it that says ' closed ' on it

ALT: a metal fence with a sign on it that says ' closed ' on it

media.tenor.com

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mike @vagabondvivant.com · 10h

When I was 19, my friends and I (stupidly) set off some smoke bombs in tall grass by the beach and ended up detained by some cops but ultimately let go.

The only time I've been to a precinct was to pick up a friend from the drunk tank the next morning.

mike @vagabondvivant.com · 10h

That's one of mine. Skydiving is the other.

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mike @vagabondvivant.com · 15h

I'm neither religious nor particularly superstitious, but if a 7.4 earthquake hit right as my wedding was starting, I think I'd go somewhere quiet and have a good long think

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mike @vagabondvivant.com · 17h

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if Trump gave every Qatari troop diplomatic immunity, after all the payoffs he's been given

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mike @vagabondvivant.com · 17h

I'm sorry what now

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h

Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."

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mike @vagabondvivant.com · 1d

Grabe. It sounds like a storm, everything is rattling around so much.

Any damage?

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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · Jun 1

whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing

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mike @vagabondvivant.com · 1d

Uy! @mackyart.bsky.social okay ka diha?

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 1d

A major, 7.4-magnitude earthquake struck in the Philippine Sea, according to the U.S. Geological Survey.

Map: 7.4-Magnitude Earthquake Strikes the Philippine Sea

View the location of the quake’s epicenter and shake area.

nyti.ms

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mike @vagabondvivant.com · 1d

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Kindra Cotton @kindracotton.com · 1d

Y'all haven't LIVED! 😏

GIVE YOURSELF T POINT FOR EACH THING YOU HAVEN'T DONE
1. Skipped school 11. Gone zip lining
2. Broken a bone 12. Been on TV
13. Been on a cruise
3. Fired a gun
14. Gotten a peircing
4. Done drugs
5. Been in a limo 15, Smoked
6. Gotten a tattoo 16. Met a celeb
7. Ridden a horse 17. Been skydiving
8. Sung karaoke 18. Hada1night stand
9. Gotten a ticket 19. Skinny dippec
10. Been arrested 20. Been drunk é

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mike @vagabondvivant.com · 1d

Apropos of absolutely nothing, the arbitrary verb tense change in the headline is making me twitch a little.

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mike @vagabondvivant.com · 1d

These are the same people that lose their shit over whom other people choose to marry, or what they choose to do with their bodies. They have no problem telling them what they're allowed to read.

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mike @vagabondvivant.com · 1d

Yes I really wanna, yes I really wanna taste it.

(I know this is the s1 theme, but 'Oh Lord' doesn't work as well)

mike @vagabondvivant.com · 1d

This video, besides being hilarious, made me realize that if they ever make a movie about this whole thing, they need to get a facial prosthetic'ed Scott Bakula for Epstein.

mike @vagabondvivant.com · 1d

Pouched rats are the fucking coolest. They're also used to detect mines, and have saved innumerable lives with their sensitive schnozzes.

I would honestly love a pouched rat. Pet rats are the sweetest, but they have tragically-short 2–3 year lifespans. Pouched rats can live to be 8 or 9 years old.

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mike @vagabondvivant.com · 1d

We used to hang out with that guy!

(sorta)

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mike @vagabondvivant.com · 1d

I got so burned out on GoT (which I had adored) that I didn't even bother giving House a chance. But I am *psyched* for this. The Dunk & Egg novellas were my favorite Martin works.

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mike @vagabondvivant.com · 1d

Okay but calling it "sexual content," while technically correct, makes it sound like they were porn. Meanwhile it sounds more like they were just about sexual education.

Why does this feel like low-key bothsidesism?

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mike @vagabondvivant.com · 1d

An evergreen spoken word piece for non-evergreen humans

youtu.be/Uol6HRMryoo?...

William Shatner :: You'll Have Time

YouTube video by MiM Musicians in Mourning

youtu.be

mike @vagabondvivant.com · 1d

The voices won

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