Shit's fucked everywhere. Here's an emu unboxing.
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Shit's fucked everywhere. Here's an emu unboxing.
Apparently the Post's motto is aspirational
Just hearing that the entire photo staff of the Washington Post was laid off today. By one of the richest people in the world.
😐
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February 5, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Apparently the Post's motto is aspirational
"Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again" immediately came to mind
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
"Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again" immediately came to mind
These drums were spotless when I installed them less than a year ago.
I know it's purely cosmetic rust and doesn't affect the functionality, but god damn.
I know it's purely cosmetic rust and doesn't affect the functionality, but god damn.
February 4, 2026 at 6:23 PM
These drums were spotless when I installed them less than a year ago.
I know it's purely cosmetic rust and doesn't affect the functionality, but god damn.
I know it's purely cosmetic rust and doesn't affect the functionality, but god damn.
🪓 the rich
February 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
🪓 the rich
"There are two Rs"
- Cardassian ChatGPT
- Cardassian ChatGPT
February 4, 2026 at 3:52 AM
"There are two Rs"
- Cardassian ChatGPT
- Cardassian ChatGPT
How do we have TWO generations of Switches and still no new Nintendogs? What are you even doing, Nintendo?
February 4, 2026 at 3:31 AM
How do we have TWO generations of Switches and still no new Nintendogs? What are you even doing, Nintendo?
Gone in 60 Seconds vroomed so The Fast and the Furious could zoom
February 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Gone in 60 Seconds vroomed so The Fast and the Furious could zoom
This is 100% the face of a child molester
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
This is 100% the face of a child molester
"We've got him this time!" they said for the forty-seventh time.
When will people realize that he will never quit or take any sort of responsibility for his actions. The only solution is to force that responsibility upon him. Wait for him to do it himself and you'll be waiting forever.
When will people realize that he will never quit or take any sort of responsibility for his actions. The only solution is to force that responsibility upon him. Wait for him to do it himself and you'll be waiting forever.
February 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
"We've got him this time!" they said for the forty-seventh time.
When will people realize that he will never quit or take any sort of responsibility for his actions. The only solution is to force that responsibility upon him. Wait for him to do it himself and you'll be waiting forever.
When will people realize that he will never quit or take any sort of responsibility for his actions. The only solution is to force that responsibility upon him. Wait for him to do it himself and you'll be waiting forever.
I meant to get my van's underchassis washed after driving across the country in the Winter but I completely forgot and only today realized that it's been sitting in my driveway for six weeks with layers of salt just eating away at it and I really hate my brain sometimes. It costs me so much money.
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I meant to get my van's underchassis washed after driving across the country in the Winter but I completely forgot and only today realized that it's been sitting in my driveway for six weeks with layers of salt just eating away at it and I really hate my brain sometimes. It costs me so much money.
Best gas masks
“How did these people go out and get gas masks?” AG Bondi asked.
www.theverge.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I've made too many urns these past few weeks.
February 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I've made too many urns these past few weeks.
Much as I'm loving "Wonder Man," I hate what the MCU has done to my beloved Damage Control. It was one of my favorite Marvel titles and could've been a hilarious Office-style series of its own. Instead it's a stand-in pseudofascist agency that could've just as easily been any other department. Sigh.
February 2, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Much as I'm loving "Wonder Man," I hate what the MCU has done to my beloved Damage Control. It was one of my favorite Marvel titles and could've been a hilarious Office-style series of its own. Instead it's a stand-in pseudofascist agency that could've just as easily been any other department. Sigh.
When you're hooked on a new game and just wanna spend the day playing it but have work to do and it's important work so you can't even get mad at the work and just have to do it.
February 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
When you're hooked on a new game and just wanna spend the day playing it but have work to do and it's important work so you can't even get mad at the work and just have to do it.
Wasn't McCartney 19 when he wrote the song?
found this a long time ago from an artist (tommy siegel) who turns people into candy hearts lmao, this is unfortunately on topic
February 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Wasn't McCartney 19 when he wrote the song?
Stephen Miller, continuing the Republican trend of describing good things (derogatorily)
February 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Stephen Miller, continuing the Republican trend of describing good things (derogatorily)
Just got back from Florida with my sisters, one of whom caught covid while she was there. I was only spared because I'd gotten my booster just days prior.
Vaccines work, folks.
Vaccines work, folks.
February 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Just got back from Florida with my sisters, one of whom caught covid while she was there. I was only spared because I'd gotten my booster just days prior.
Vaccines work, folks.
Vaccines work, folks.
Reposted by mike
Anyway, good morning from this evergreen quote from a guy we teach the kids is a great American hero
April 30, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Anyway, good morning from this evergreen quote from a guy we teach the kids is a great American hero
This post made me realize I'm four years away from being a senior citizen and I am not okay
The Denny’s senior menu is a mere 4 years and 8 months away.
Just wait until you get a senior citizen's discount at a restaurant. It's like being a god for a few seconds.
January 31, 2026 at 5:56 PM
This post made me realize I'm four years away from being a senior citizen and I am not okay
Wait wait wait wait wait
How am I finding out The Muppet Show is back from a GUARDIAN review?
How am I finding out The Muppet Show is back from a GUARDIAN review?
The Muppet Show: this thrilling return is so great I can’t even count how many times I laughed
The Muppet Show: this thrilling return is so great I can’t even count how many times I laughed
Sabrina Carpenter fangirling Miss Piggy, Beaker losing his eyes … yes, Kermit and co are back for a trip down memory lane – and it’s a perfect, saucy joy
www.theguardian.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Wait wait wait wait wait
How am I finding out The Muppet Show is back from a GUARDIAN review?
How am I finding out The Muppet Show is back from a GUARDIAN review?
Pouring out a fruit wine for the absolute legend we lost today
January 31, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Pouring out a fruit wine for the absolute legend we lost today
One of the Lesser Bummers of solo life is when you finally solve a DIY head-scratcher that you've wrestled with for weeks, and have no one to share the victory.
You can recount it to a friend and they'll be happy for you, but it's not the same as they won't have shared the journey getting there.
You can recount it to a friend and they'll be happy for you, but it's not the same as they won't have shared the journey getting there.
January 30, 2026 at 10:00 PM
One of the Lesser Bummers of solo life is when you finally solve a DIY head-scratcher that you've wrestled with for weeks, and have no one to share the victory.
You can recount it to a friend and they'll be happy for you, but it's not the same as they won't have shared the journey getting there.
You can recount it to a friend and they'll be happy for you, but it's not the same as they won't have shared the journey getting there.
Not for nothing, but everything on this list also applies to MAGA humans
January 30, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Not for nothing, but everything on this list also applies to MAGA humans