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This game cover went so hard. You legit felt like a Bond villain playing it.

Wordle ain't got shit on Mastermind.
"If you put a kid on the cover, you’re telling buyers it’s a kid game. If you put adults on the cover, you’re telling kids it’s a gateway to adulthood. This is basic aspirational psychology. They’ll feel like tiny professors. Or tiny villains. Both sell."
The Mastermind Box Cover: What the Hell Were They Thinking?
- - -INVICTA GAMES, LTD. Packaging Team — Official Minutes Project: Mastermind / New Cover Presentation MARTIN SMITH (Marketing Senior Vice Presi...
buff.ly
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Welp. Time to walk the dog!
December 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
This has to be AI-generated rage bait

Someone tell me this is AI-generated rage bait
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I just love the little preemptive chastisement in this "Eulogy Protocol" doc the priest sent us
December 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Look at this puffy lad! Look at him!

#squirreloftheday
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
After covid, canine, and caring for my parents put a six (!!) year kibosh on my continental carousing, I am *elated* to finally be getting back out into the world next year.

And I'm gonna be making up for lost time in a big way:
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Lost a glove. Retraced my steps and found it on the ground, halfway through the route I'd walked Spiro this morning.

Came to bluesky to celebrate, only to realize my glasses were missing.

I'm getting back into bed.
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Walt Disney's head is spinning in its jar
December 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This is not what I ordered. Send it back.
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Rewatching Stranger Things s4 and remembering what utterly pointless filler the entire Russia storyline was
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
A movie you watched sixteen times during the month it came out on HBO in 1982 because you were at your grandparents' for the summer and it was the only thing on in the afternoons that wasn't a game show
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
A banger not in English (or any human language, for that matter)

youtu.be/fU-wH8SrFro?...
December 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Well now I just feel even worse about myself
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Sly, no
President Trump with this year’s Kennedy Center honorees which include Sylvester Stallone, George Strait, Gene Simmons, and Gloria Gaynor.
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You know what I'd love? If, just as folks are learning to stop telling people to "calm down" (as it's unhelpful and condescending), we could do the same for telling people to stop "overthinking" things.

MY BRAIN ONLY HAS ONE SPEED. I'm sorry if that speed is "coked up jackrabbit," but here we are.
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
My favorite thing about Reddit is when you go there for technical support and are giving conflicting pieces of equally-upvoted advice from different people that are both yelling at you about how stupid you are.
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Kinda weird how Luigi Mangione is still headline news over a year since his shooting, and yet there's been pretty much nothing about the MAGA dude (who I bet at least half of folks couldn't even name) who shot Charlie Kirk just three months ago.
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I will never understand people that oppose free healthcare. "If you can't afford a doctor, you don't deserve to be healthy" is such a wildly sociopathic thing to be saying out loud with your whole chest.
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Is there a reason Tarantino has been coming for folks like Paul Dano and Matthew Lillard?

Other than that he's just an asshole, I mean. That one we all know. But why has he specifically been picking on these fellas?
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
lol
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Got: 1,2,3,4,8,9,10,11,14,15
Omg these bands.

I only got like half of them.
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Seen on Reddit, with the thread title "DIY shirt hacks for pear-shaped girlies"

Sharing for anyone out there that might appreciate the tips.
December 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Quote with your model of masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Reposted by mike
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM