Kyle Tague
@kyletague.bsky.social
Writer/director.
Sometimes I help design theme parks.
DON'T PEEK is out on Tubi and other digital platforms now!
Sometimes I help design theme parks.
DON'T PEEK is out on Tubi and other digital platforms now!
Oh! And a Mole Person that’s seen better days.
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Oh! And a Mole Person that’s seen better days.
I can give you a Thing, a dapper doctor, and this foot.
(Dark Universe rules, of course.)
(Dark Universe rules, of course.)
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I can give you a Thing, a dapper doctor, and this foot.
(Dark Universe rules, of course.)
(Dark Universe rules, of course.)
Epic Universe is a theme park full of cute lil guys
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Epic Universe is a theme park full of cute lil guys
You guys… I have an update.
11 months later, Universal Home Entertainment has acknowledged the error, fixed it for the forthcoming 4K disc re-release, and is sending me an updated copy!
Good things can happen!!
11 months later, Universal Home Entertainment has acknowledged the error, fixed it for the forthcoming 4K disc re-release, and is sending me an updated copy!
Good things can happen!!
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
You guys… I have an update.
11 months later, Universal Home Entertainment has acknowledged the error, fixed it for the forthcoming 4K disc re-release, and is sending me an updated copy!
Good things can happen!!
11 months later, Universal Home Entertainment has acknowledged the error, fixed it for the forthcoming 4K disc re-release, and is sending me an updated copy!
Good things can happen!!
Saw the immortal John Carpenter and his tremendous band take us on a ride through his illustrious film career. What a gift. Happy Halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Saw the immortal John Carpenter and his tremendous band take us on a ride through his illustrious film career. What a gift. Happy Halloween!
Between a one free general admission ticket and a 50%-off-any-ticket coupon -- both from Midsummer Scream -- I paid $33 for two tickets to the LA Haunted Hayride this evening.
Reader, I was prompted to spend more money for perks and add-ons *five times* before I was permitted to actually check out.
Reader, I was prompted to spend more money for perks and add-ons *five times* before I was permitted to actually check out.
September 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Between a one free general admission ticket and a 50%-off-any-ticket coupon -- both from Midsummer Scream -- I paid $33 for two tickets to the LA Haunted Hayride this evening.
Reader, I was prompted to spend more money for perks and add-ons *five times* before I was permitted to actually check out.
Reader, I was prompted to spend more money for perks and add-ons *five times* before I was permitted to actually check out.
How I'm feeling these days
September 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
How I'm feeling these days
In fact, if you dig deeper into their FAQ, you'll find they go out of their way to avoid giving you a direct answer about the length of the play. They keep emphasizing that you'll want to spend time in the "improved lounge experience."
September 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
In fact, if you dig deeper into their FAQ, you'll find they go out of their way to avoid giving you a direct answer about the length of the play. They keep emphasizing that you'll want to spend time in the "improved lounge experience."
The DELUSION website advises that you should allocate two hours to enjoy the themed bar ("themed" is generous) and the show itself. I would argue this language is meant to obscure the obscenely short length of the actual performance.
September 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The DELUSION website advises that you should allocate two hours to enjoy the themed bar ("themed" is generous) and the show itself. I would argue this language is meant to obscure the obscenely short length of the actual performance.
I won the TRON // TRON: LEGACY 4K release lottery. Thanks, Barnes & Noble!
September 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I won the TRON // TRON: LEGACY 4K release lottery. Thanks, Barnes & Noble!
Revisited XANADU on Kino Lorber's fabulous new 4K disc release.
The film itself is a mixed bag, but it also gifts us several bold, bonkers, and transcendent musical sequences that have never looked or sounded better. Gene Kelly's metatextual final film performance is a wonder and fitting sendoff.
The film itself is a mixed bag, but it also gifts us several bold, bonkers, and transcendent musical sequences that have never looked or sounded better. Gene Kelly's metatextual final film performance is a wonder and fitting sendoff.
August 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Revisited XANADU on Kino Lorber's fabulous new 4K disc release.
The film itself is a mixed bag, but it also gifts us several bold, bonkers, and transcendent musical sequences that have never looked or sounded better. Gene Kelly's metatextual final film performance is a wonder and fitting sendoff.
The film itself is a mixed bag, but it also gifts us several bold, bonkers, and transcendent musical sequences that have never looked or sounded better. Gene Kelly's metatextual final film performance is a wonder and fitting sendoff.
This afternoon’s viewing.
August 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This afternoon’s viewing.
Excellent review and analysis! Thank you for sharing.
Just a heads up - you've got a missing "Life" in the title of the attraction late in your writeup.
Just a heads up - you've got a missing "Life" in the title of the attraction late in your writeup.
July 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Excellent review and analysis! Thank you for sharing.
Just a heads up - you've got a missing "Life" in the title of the attraction late in your writeup.
Just a heads up - you've got a missing "Life" in the title of the attraction late in your writeup.
So glad we caught BOOP: THE BETTY BOOP MUSICAL before it closes on Sunday.
Its plot is patently insane. Your brain will break if you try to make sense of it. But Jasmine Amy Rogers’s turn as the title character is so effervescent - and the Pudgy puppet so adorable - that you just don’t care.
Its plot is patently insane. Your brain will break if you try to make sense of it. But Jasmine Amy Rogers’s turn as the title character is so effervescent - and the Pudgy puppet so adorable - that you just don’t care.
July 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
So glad we caught BOOP: THE BETTY BOOP MUSICAL before it closes on Sunday.
Its plot is patently insane. Your brain will break if you try to make sense of it. But Jasmine Amy Rogers’s turn as the title character is so effervescent - and the Pudgy puppet so adorable - that you just don’t care.
Its plot is patently insane. Your brain will break if you try to make sense of it. But Jasmine Amy Rogers’s turn as the title character is so effervescent - and the Pudgy puppet so adorable - that you just don’t care.
My dad finally watched my movie, DON'T PEEK (now streaming on Tubi, Found TV, and another great platform to be announced soon!)
Here are some of my favorite reactions.
Here are some of my favorite reactions.
June 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
My dad finally watched my movie, DON'T PEEK (now streaming on Tubi, Found TV, and another great platform to be announced soon!)
Here are some of my favorite reactions.
Here are some of my favorite reactions.
I think the world was better when there were shorts before Pixar films
June 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I think the world was better when there were shorts before Pixar films
INDIANA JONES AND THE GREAT CIRCLE is a triumph.
It somehow avoids feeling like an UNCHARTED knockoff (I know I know) by emphasizing stealth & precision over gunplay. Troy Baker's Indy performance - in collaboration with the animation team - is a startling marvel. Tony Todd is perfection.
It somehow avoids feeling like an UNCHARTED knockoff (I know I know) by emphasizing stealth & precision over gunplay. Troy Baker's Indy performance - in collaboration with the animation team - is a startling marvel. Tony Todd is perfection.
June 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
INDIANA JONES AND THE GREAT CIRCLE is a triumph.
It somehow avoids feeling like an UNCHARTED knockoff (I know I know) by emphasizing stealth & precision over gunplay. Troy Baker's Indy performance - in collaboration with the animation team - is a startling marvel. Tony Todd is perfection.
It somehow avoids feeling like an UNCHARTED knockoff (I know I know) by emphasizing stealth & precision over gunplay. Troy Baker's Indy performance - in collaboration with the animation team - is a startling marvel. Tony Todd is perfection.
An alarming number of people in the LinkedIn "community" have convinced themselves that "AI stigma" or "AI bias" is a moral failure that should be denounced. You can't make this stuff up.
June 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
An alarming number of people in the LinkedIn "community" have convinced themselves that "AI stigma" or "AI bias" is a moral failure that should be denounced. You can't make this stuff up.
In happier news, I finished the initial draft for my next feature film, which we're hoping to shoot later this year.
If you haven't seen my first, DON'T PEEK, you can watch it on Tubi!
If you haven't seen my first, DON'T PEEK, you can watch it on Tubi!
June 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
In happier news, I finished the initial draft for my next feature film, which we're hoping to shoot later this year.
If you haven't seen my first, DON'T PEEK, you can watch it on Tubi!
If you haven't seen my first, DON'T PEEK, you can watch it on Tubi!
I can’t emphasize enough that @nofilmschool.bsky.social shouldn’t be encouraging AI use for screenwriting or script analysis. Come on.
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June 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough that @nofilmschool.bsky.social shouldn’t be encouraging AI use for screenwriting or script analysis. Come on.
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This comment on the LA Times article about the damage the curfew is causing really sums it up perfectly. Alt text is in there.
The curfew is holding the people of Downtown Los Angeles hostage. Tying its termination to the ICE raids makes no logical sense. It must end now, @mayor.lacity.gov.
The curfew is holding the people of Downtown Los Angeles hostage. Tying its termination to the ICE raids makes no logical sense. It must end now, @mayor.lacity.gov.
June 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This comment on the LA Times article about the damage the curfew is causing really sums it up perfectly. Alt text is in there.
The curfew is holding the people of Downtown Los Angeles hostage. Tying its termination to the ICE raids makes no logical sense. It must end now, @mayor.lacity.gov.
The curfew is holding the people of Downtown Los Angeles hostage. Tying its termination to the ICE raids makes no logical sense. It must end now, @mayor.lacity.gov.
New York Times already did.
June 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
New York Times already did.