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kylie
@kyliebee.bsky.social
chaotic cosplayer ✌️stage/live entertainment management specializing in nonsense & chaos ✨ nyc
i can’t stress this enough: i have no idea what I’m doing.
December 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
wells for sensitive boys.
December 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
my fave tiktok phenomenon rn is teens lying about how they auditioned for percy jackson but didn’t get it to compare themselves to the seasoned child actor who got the part and also lying about having been in it but “my scene was cut” 10/10 adorable nice try buddy
December 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
another kylie theater hot take: pro shots; i do not want close ups that are so close. theater wasn’t meant to be watched that way and they didn’t create the piece to be watched that way. park the camera in the best seat in the house AND DON’T MOVE IT. orchestra center 5-7 rows back.
December 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
i’m extroverted in my hea
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
plot: i become a tiktok gaming streamer but i just play unpacking and its nice and calm expect during the evil boyfriend level and i explain why its exactly like my evil ex boyfriends apartment
December 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
the croghan bologna man.
December 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
people tell me so many things
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
current theater hot takes: ???? apocalypse stuff is over done, i don’t want to see any bare feet, referencing current gen z/alpha slang is cringe
December 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
hello?
December 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
“text me!!!” i scream as i forget to text back 80% of people i like
December 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
not to be dramatic but i think sometimes i need to remind myself that I’m probably not as important to my friends as they are to me and that’s okay
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
oh
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
every single one of my neighbors spawned from some demons butt crack good god
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
nick miller is the ideal man
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
haven’t been invited to the family
thanksgiving in about 4 years and i don’t think it’ll get easier to think about
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
current opp is people who @ everyone on discord for no fucking reason
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
no dr pepper at the bodega today :(
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
how does one tell the difference between when someone asks/says something to be polite vs a full conversation asking for a friend (the friend is me idk how to tell when people want to talk to me)
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
my current theater hot take is that “talk backs” after shows is the biggest self serving bs i’ve ever heard. be honest you just want to hold your audience hostage and ask them if they liked your show
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
trying to find peace looking at how much more likes/engagement i get from my clarisse la rue cosplay content, a character who is canonically described as ugly, fat and a bitch. i’ve been told by multiple people i look exactly how they pictured her when they read the books.
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i’m out here : trying
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
ex best guy friend popped up on my fyp dressed as nightwing. i wish i could scream sub tweet about how he had the worst grayson takes & was so toxic in his portrayal of him in cosplay in larp events in just general takes but i need to not be messy so i shall scream it here where no one is listening
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
percy jackson cosplayer meet up at new york comic con 2025 - what an excellent group! @camphalfblood.bsky.social @rickriordan.bsky.social
October 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
and the artistry and the fandom bla bla bla bla
October 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM