Lord Longface MacChin
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Something something from the land of snow something something winds hmm blow
Yeah, kids in my news is too much for me to take, be it Gaza or MN. Gonna take a few days off sm and spend them with my 2-year old.
January 22, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Yeah, kids in my news is too much for me to take, be it Gaza or MN. Gonna take a few days off sm and spend them with my 2-year old.
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Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
There might not have been the highly desired “electrical issue” today, but every day the chance for a real one rises exponentially.
January 21, 2026 at 8:02 AM
There might not have been the highly desired “electrical issue” today, but every day the chance for a real one rises exponentially.
I think the scary part here is what a chickenshit cop you have to be to go around people’s houses with this bullshit and not laugh into the face of whoever ordered you to do this.
A woman left a comment on Facebook criticizing the Mayor of Miami Beach,.
The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her home.
The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her home.
January 19, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I think the scary part here is what a chickenshit cop you have to be to go around people’s houses with this bullshit and not laugh into the face of whoever ordered you to do this.
Watch america bomb an empty field (again)
#BREAKING Armed gangs kidnap more than 160 Christian worshippers from two northern Nigerian churches: clergy
January 19, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Watch america bomb an empty field (again)
Trump invited Polish right-wing president Nawrocki to his peace council. He also invited putin. With friends like trump, who needs enemies?
January 19, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Trump invited Polish right-wing president Nawrocki to his peace council. He also invited putin. With friends like trump, who needs enemies?
We have a rash of burst water pipes in Warsaw now due to -15 C temperatures. How did this lead to the engine of a water company emergency response team van bursting into fire is a question for the ages. miejskireporter.pl/pozar-busa-w...
Pożar busa wodociągów na Mokotowie. Auto całe objęte ogniem - Miejski Reporter - wydarzenia Warszawa
O godzinie 7:11 na ulicy Czerniakowskiej na Mokotowie doszło do pożaru busa należącego do Miejskiego Przedsiębiorstwa Wodociągów i Kanalizacji w m.st.
miejskireporter.pl
January 19, 2026 at 12:44 PM
We have a rash of burst water pipes in Warsaw now due to -15 C temperatures. How did this lead to the engine of a water company emergency response team van bursting into fire is a question for the ages. miejskireporter.pl/pozar-busa-w...
We are almost at the point where the majority of people will say to billionaires: “we’re gonna need you to pair you fair share… or else” and the “else” will be a real thing.
January 19, 2026 at 8:34 AM
We are almost at the point where the majority of people will say to billionaires: “we’re gonna need you to pair you fair share… or else” and the “else” will be a real thing.
Everyone in the US should see this
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Everyone in the US should see this
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Poland’s FM Sikorski told India not to trust Russia, saying Moscow betrays its treaties and kills those it calls “brothers.” He warned of Russia’s growing dependence on China and arms links to North Korea.
January 18, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Poland’s FM Sikorski told India not to trust Russia, saying Moscow betrays its treaties and kills those it calls “brothers.” He warned of Russia’s growing dependence on China and arms links to North Korea.
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I’ve tried very hard to engage with people in this community over the last 36 hours, but it’s clear that the culture here is corrosive and not interested in debate. It’s too bad, because my “Doctor Gizmo’s Patent Snake Oil Cure-All” is well worth the money, especially in this midst of this plague
January 18, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I’ve tried very hard to engage with people in this community over the last 36 hours, but it’s clear that the culture here is corrosive and not interested in debate. It’s too bad, because my “Doctor Gizmo’s Patent Snake Oil Cure-All” is well worth the money, especially in this midst of this plague
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I’m a B2 or C1 in German, so to keep it fresh, I’m reading Perry Rhodan in the original language. since I’ve also picked up some Russian, I’m thinking of doing Metro that way too. #Booksky
January 18, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I’m a B2 or C1 in German, so to keep it fresh, I’m reading Perry Rhodan in the original language. since I’ve also picked up some Russian, I’m thinking of doing Metro that way too. #Booksky
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🔴 Für alle, die sich - völlig zu Recht! - über ICE empören: Die EU-Staaten mit Österreich und Deutschland lassen zehntausende Menschen im Mittelmeer ertrinken und in Nordafrika verdursten. Sie sind verantwortlich für Sklav:innenmärkte in Libyen und Folter-Polizist:innen am Balkan.
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January 18, 2026 at 9:46 AM
🔴 Für alle, die sich - völlig zu Recht! - über ICE empören: Die EU-Staaten mit Österreich und Deutschland lassen zehntausende Menschen im Mittelmeer ertrinken und in Nordafrika verdursten. Sie sind verantwortlich für Sklav:innenmärkte in Libyen und Folter-Polizist:innen am Balkan.
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Finishing up David Mitchell’s „Unruly”, it’s clear to me now Trump’s fascination with being a King comes less from literature (eg. Shakespeare) or history (say, the French Revolution?), and more from Mel Brooks’ “It’s Good to be the King” sketch. #booksky
January 18, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Finishing up David Mitchell’s „Unruly”, it’s clear to me now Trump’s fascination with being a King comes less from literature (eg. Shakespeare) or history (say, the French Revolution?), and more from Mel Brooks’ “It’s Good to be the King” sketch. #booksky
Wiadomości dla debili
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Wiadomości dla debili
If you want to know what's up in Iran, watch the skies and the sea. Shipping stopped going into the Hormuz Straight and three US tankers took off from Qatar. Things might be going down soon.
January 14, 2026 at 7:27 PM
If you want to know what's up in Iran, watch the skies and the sea. Shipping stopped going into the Hormuz Straight and three US tankers took off from Qatar. Things might be going down soon.
In the Polish novel “The Knights of the Cross” from 1900, which is a part of the Polish basic curriculum, the main character starts the day with 20 scrambled eggs and I just can’t stop thinking about his poo. #booksky
January 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
In the Polish novel “The Knights of the Cross” from 1900, which is a part of the Polish basic curriculum, the main character starts the day with 20 scrambled eggs and I just can’t stop thinking about his poo. #booksky
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Okay, all together now:
January 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Okay, all together now: