Cyparissus
@kyparissos.bsky.social
Electronic musician, he/they, I make music and you can hear it on cyparissus.bandcamp.com and dragonseyerecordings.bandcamp.com
A comprehensive list of the albums and comp tracks I've released as Cyparissus since 2018 that are NOT available on my bandcamp page, but ARE available on bandcamp.
March 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
A comprehensive list of the albums and comp tracks I've released as Cyparissus since 2018 that are NOT available on my bandcamp page, but ARE available on bandcamp.
It is INCREDIBLY cold in my office. Or I'm just cold. Either way...I need the sun.
March 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
It is INCREDIBLY cold in my office. Or I'm just cold. Either way...I need the sun.
I scalded my nose trying to smell boiling water this morning. I am...so good at what I do.
March 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I scalded my nose trying to smell boiling water this morning. I am...so good at what I do.
Call me a vampire the way I want to smell your body. What? Who said that?
March 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Call me a vampire the way I want to smell your body. What? Who said that?
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DER is excited to welcome @timothyfairless.bsky.social to our roster. Timothy Fairless is an Australian artist whose work explores themes from queerness to climate change, and reflects on our relationships with technology and each other.
📖 LEARN MORE → www.dragonseyerecordings.com/artist/fairl...
📖 LEARN MORE → www.dragonseyerecordings.com/artist/fairl...
March 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
DER is excited to welcome @timothyfairless.bsky.social to our roster. Timothy Fairless is an Australian artist whose work explores themes from queerness to climate change, and reflects on our relationships with technology and each other.
📖 LEARN MORE → www.dragonseyerecordings.com/artist/fairl...
📖 LEARN MORE → www.dragonseyerecordings.com/artist/fairl...
I learned recently that white sand beaches are really just parrot fish poop beaches.
March 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I learned recently that white sand beaches are really just parrot fish poop beaches.
Snoopy is pretty cool, but I think there was an era where he wasn't. Like, you know if you got coffee with him, he'd be talking about how not all cops are bad because his uncle is in Paw Patrol.
March 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Snoopy is pretty cool, but I think there was an era where he wasn't. Like, you know if you got coffee with him, he'd be talking about how not all cops are bad because his uncle is in Paw Patrol.
Someone who's mad that their boss yelled at them in front of people but doesn't know the phrasing: "And then she just started eating me out in front of everyone!"
March 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Someone who's mad that their boss yelled at them in front of people but doesn't know the phrasing: "And then she just started eating me out in front of everyone!"
IF we ever get a dog again, I want to name them "Esnupi"
March 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
IF we ever get a dog again, I want to name them "Esnupi"
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Please don’t compare me to a famous guy who sucks! I’m just a regular guy who also sucks
March 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Please don’t compare me to a famous guy who sucks! I’m just a regular guy who also sucks
Lucious Malfoy on White Lotus is so fucking good and so fucking hot. And he hung dong.
March 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Lucious Malfoy on White Lotus is so fucking good and so fucking hot. And he hung dong.
I want this to be a part of my new albums cover, but I don't know anything about copyright and I have a feeling it'd be a problem. But maybe not?
March 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I want this to be a part of my new albums cover, but I don't know anything about copyright and I have a feeling it'd be a problem. But maybe not?
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The jerk store called to say they miss you. Fred the manager was crying
March 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The jerk store called to say they miss you. Fred the manager was crying
Fell in a hole in a salt marsh today. It was cool though. One of the students said that the professor (who also fell) got up faster/better. So he's getting an F.
March 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Fell in a hole in a salt marsh today. It was cool though. One of the students said that the professor (who also fell) got up faster/better. So he's getting an F.
I did not take this picture but I like it
March 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I did not take this picture but I like it
Doing this in class. When I took this picture a student asked, "Can I be in it?" I quickly replied, "No."
March 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Doing this in class. When I took this picture a student asked, "Can I be in it?" I quickly replied, "No."
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March 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Remember when Zendaya was Michi? And that was all we had to worry about?
March 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Remember when Zendaya was Michi? And that was all we had to worry about?