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chemist and musician 🇦🇺 pfp by @portaltohades.bsky.social webbed site http://www.kyrla.xyz weague @kyrla.akkoma.mellivora.social

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kyrla @kyrla.bsky.social · Dec 31

2025 YEAR OF EARLY / YEAR OF TODO

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lex @lexistenti.al · 7h

how does brennan find time to do literally anything

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Andréa, Princess of Sky @konkondragon.bsky.social · 16h

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Richard Moss @mossrc.bsky.social · 20d

The delightful 1980s Mac game Continuum is now playable in a browser. Originally released under a joke "send us beer if you like it" licence after issues with its publisher, it's a Gravitar and Asteroids-inspired black-and-white space game that even John Romero told me was awesome. continuumjs.com

A screenshot of the beginning of the first level of Continuum.

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lex @lexistenti.al · 23h

"im fine with ghost hunting as long as you use every part of the ghost"

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Femcel Succubus 🔞 @boobkiwi.bsky.social · 2d

A comic where a woman is forcing kiwi to sign a contract.

The woman says.
“YES DOLL! SIGN THAT CONTRACT AND BECOME WHAT YOU WHERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE
MY PROPERTY!!!”

Legal Eagle appears and says

“Actually, here's why that probably wouldn't hold up in court.”

And the girls respond
“LEGAL EAGLE!!!”

@BRYNKIWI

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Io @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 1d

they can make you get out of bed but they can't make you stay out of bed

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Io @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 1d

they're making me get out of bed again

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kyrla @kyrla.bsky.social · 2d

i feel like whatever side people land on just depends on have they seen more of techbros insisting that being mean to chatgpt is Problematic, Actually, or more of randoms who seem concerningly excited about "george droid"

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sammy dog com @sammyshaska.bsky.social · 3d

the other day i hit the fucking 🧍‍♀️ into the Gone Forever

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kyrla @kyrla.bsky.social · 2d

sunday night foot ball

The first quarter of Patriots @ Bills: Punt, Fumble, Fumble, Punt, Punt, Fumble, Field Goal

kyrla @kyrla.bsky.social · 3d

jake clowning

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alyaza ΘΔ @alyazabirze.bsky.social · 3d

the long arc of history bends toward every user of Cohost saying "I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE SITE DOG!!!! I TOLD YOU SO!" while yearning for the fifth good website

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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 3d

halloween party (2020)

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kyrla @kyrla.bsky.social · 3d

i really appreciate how the singapore gp tv direction clearly only noticed gabi had his front wing stroll'd when they saw the wing replacement pit stop, and had to scramble to find the replay

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Were-Meadow @winguthings.com · 3d

I WAS HERE FOR WHEN KURTJMAC REACHED THE FAR LANDS

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kyrla @kyrla.bsky.social · 3d

All I'm saying is that when you write "I am alive" on some paper and put it in a photocopier, judging by the output we don't know that there's *not* a very small man in there. And maybe he deserves rights

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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 4d

Frame #44550 from S03 -E06 - Suckling Pig-628418

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falel obver @mabeloid.bsky.social · 4d

21 jump tweet

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kyrla @kyrla.bsky.social · 4d

me and "weague" (website league)

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 5d

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Navi ♡☆ @fulltimefeline.com · 5d

people have asked me what I think of the new taylor swift album, as the biggest swiftie they know

i made this hope it helps

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kyrla @kyrla.bsky.social · 5d

Original

Tumblr post, transcript via OCR:

forcesense:

>klutzmer:

>>major-jamie-hill:

>>Slutshaming women is not ok

>>Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok

>>Tumblr logic

.he cheated. on his wife.

he's also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

fave things about this post:

the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut

calling any founding father a slut

the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS

that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife that the OP thinks "slut shaming" and "Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife" are the same thing

Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210

210 slutty, slutty years

the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they're talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS

the fact that the words "Slutshaming" and "Alexander Hamilton" have been used in the same sentence

i mean just apply what we'd traditionally think of as "slut shaming" to Alexander Hamilton.

His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock

i barely know who alexander hamilton is

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kyrla @kyrla.bsky.social · 5d

i can't believe the best taylor swift song of 2025 was how bad do u want me

kyrla @kyrla.bsky.social · 5d

Turns out we actually *did* get Reputation Taylor's Version

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26d

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Nov 10

The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up

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