If you have to holiday grocery shop, reminder to have an ice cold emotional support diet dr pepper waiting for you in the car

dear cat owners, never spread out the electric blanket unless you are already under it. sincerely, a cat owner bereft of an electric blanket

the NERVE of my cat waking me up for sleeping too much/long

That feeling when you have to resurrect your design portfolio and realize you hate the majority of everything you’ve ever worked on

also if I woke up as easily in the morning as I do from sedation, I would be unstoppable

far thee well, wisdom teeth (well, 2 out of 3 ((yes, 3))

one library hold comes in: awesome!
second library hold a few data later: oops haha
third AND fourth holds another day later: oh no what have i done

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Oh my it’s… a Misleading Compliment ✨

Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.

Nothing says Good Morning! on a Saturday of major depression like random texts from mom paraphrased to “So when your father and I die…”