Lauren
@l-pac.bsky.social
Succession obsessed NYC girl. You can find me at your local bar sipping on a martini while hating on the Sixers.
I know I am late but whoever came up with this shit must do jail time
May 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I know I am late but whoever came up with this shit must do jail time
NEW YORKKKKKKK LETS GOOOOOO
May 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
NEW YORKKKKKKK LETS GOOOOOO
Celtics caught the 3 FATIGUEEEE
May 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Celtics caught the 3 FATIGUEEEE
It’s my lunch break, why wouldn’t I be sitting here watching AI 1,000,000 ostriches Vs Obama?
May 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It’s my lunch break, why wouldn’t I be sitting here watching AI 1,000,000 ostriches Vs Obama?
Failed my company phishing test twice now, get me in the White House
April 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Failed my company phishing test twice now, get me in the White House
Had to pause Pound Town 2 remix for elevator small talk with old lady 🙄
April 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Had to pause Pound Town 2 remix for elevator small talk with old lady 🙄
Depressed people will look you straight in the face and ask you to run a marathon together……
April 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Depressed people will look you straight in the face and ask you to run a marathon together……
The movie Father Figures is basically Mamma Mia for bros
March 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The movie Father Figures is basically Mamma Mia for bros
Hulu was the worst app ever, can we agree on that?
March 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Hulu was the worst app ever, can we agree on that?
Having one long overgrown eyebrow is a sign of intelligence
February 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Having one long overgrown eyebrow is a sign of intelligence
I cold brewed a little too close to the sun. It’s 6:40pm and I’m still tweaking from 9am. @WholeFoods you have some explaining to do 😅😅😅😅
February 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I cold brewed a little too close to the sun. It’s 6:40pm and I’m still tweaking from 9am. @WholeFoods you have some explaining to do 😅😅😅😅
When reflecting on the new Kingdom we have found ourselves in, a few people come to mind 😅
February 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
When reflecting on the new Kingdom we have found ourselves in, a few people come to mind 😅
I need more AI text replies, AI is a better texter than I am.
February 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I need more AI text replies, AI is a better texter than I am.
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wire-to-wire W 😤
December 2, 2024 at 1:22 AM
wire-to-wire W 😤
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President Joe Biden has pardoned his son Hunter Biden, who was convicted earlier this year of federal gun and tax crimes.
President Biden pardons his son Hunter Biden | CNN Politics
President Joe Biden announced Sunday that he pardoned his son Hunter Biden, who was convicted earlier this year of federal gun and tax crimes.
www.cnn.com
December 2, 2024 at 12:41 AM
President Joe Biden has pardoned his son Hunter Biden, who was convicted earlier this year of federal gun and tax crimes.
At a bar with 9 non-alcoholic cocktail choices on the menu, we are weakening as a society.
December 2, 2024 at 1:28 AM
At a bar with 9 non-alcoholic cocktail choices on the menu, we are weakening as a society.
Polly deserved a better ending in Peaky Blinders
November 30, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Polly deserved a better ending in Peaky Blinders
It’s less about you fucking off and more about me being able to say fuck off!!!
November 29, 2024 at 11:58 PM
It’s less about you fucking off and more about me being able to say fuck off!!!
Quickly regretting volunteering to make Mac and cheese #thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Quickly regretting volunteering to make Mac and cheese #thanksgiving
Anyone try this?! Rabble sauvignon blanc. Light and citric perfect for #wine #wednesday @jon-sils.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Anyone try this?! Rabble sauvignon blanc. Light and citric perfect for #wine #wednesday @jon-sils.bsky.social
Defense is your offense
November 17, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Defense is your offense
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Fox Contrib Ben Domenech: “Gaetz is a sex trafficking drug addicted piece of shit. He smells like Axe Body Spray & Astroglide. He’s a hypocritical ass with the worst Botox money can buy, pushing an ever-thinner nose & higher cheekbones like a Real Housewife gone mad for fillers.”
November 15, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Fox Contrib Ben Domenech: “Gaetz is a sex trafficking drug addicted piece of shit. He smells like Axe Body Spray & Astroglide. He’s a hypocritical ass with the worst Botox money can buy, pushing an ever-thinner nose & higher cheekbones like a Real Housewife gone mad for fillers.”
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Twitter is dead. Long live Blue Sky.
The exodus is real.
iandunt.substack.com
November 15, 2024 at 12:04 PM