read the gay hockey book in like 3 days so ofc im obsessed w the tv series now 🙃🙃
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
read the gay hockey book in like 3 days so ofc im obsessed w the tv series now 🙃🙃
just watched pluribus on apple tv, sooo good
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
just watched pluribus on apple tv, sooo good
mamdani babyyyyyy
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
mamdani babyyyyyy
i'm convinced las vegas is a simulation
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October 31, 2025 at 8:28 AM
i'm convinced las vegas is a simulation
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i am so tired of multi-factor authentication !!!! just hack my shit already i am so sick of waiting for a code to my email
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
i am so tired of multi-factor authentication !!!! just hack my shit already i am so sick of waiting for a code to my email
feeling ~fancy~
wedding time 🤵🏻♂️
wedding time 🤵🏻♂️
October 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
feeling ~fancy~
wedding time 🤵🏻♂️
wedding time 🤵🏻♂️
going ✈️ chicago for besties wedding week
(the edible kicked in lmao)
(the edible kicked in lmao)
October 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
going ✈️ chicago for besties wedding week
(the edible kicked in lmao)
(the edible kicked in lmao)
i love making fun of my suburbanite coworkers who are genuinely terrified of going into portland lmao
October 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i love making fun of my suburbanite coworkers who are genuinely terrified of going into portland lmao
task has been great on HBO so far every sunday, really looking forward to the next season of the pitt in january + s4 of industry whenever it comes out 😮💨
October 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
task has been great on HBO so far every sunday, really looking forward to the next season of the pitt in january + s4 of industry whenever it comes out 😮💨
had a religious experience tonight aka trader joe's was basically empty and they were playing the big little lies theme song 🙇🏻
October 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
had a religious experience tonight aka trader joe's was basically empty and they were playing the big little lies theme song 🙇🏻
finally get to celebrate portland wing week this evening !!!
winnie the pooh is sitting at a table with a towel around his neck and a bowl of water .
ALT: winnie the pooh is sitting at a table with a towel around his neck and a bowl of water .
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
finally get to celebrate portland wing week this evening !!!
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this last week has been so emotionally draining
September 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
this last week has been so emotionally draining
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How can I make today about me
September 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
How can I make today about me
woke up and removed another group of undercover magats from my insta today !! yall almost had me fooled lol
September 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
woke up and removed another group of undercover magats from my insta today !! yall almost had me fooled lol
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I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game
palm springs for my 30th 🌴🌞
September 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
palm springs for my 30th 🌴🌞
portlanders will buy a brand new tesla and slap an "elon sucks" sticker on it lmfao
August 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
portlanders will buy a brand new tesla and slap an "elon sucks" sticker on it lmfao
spent the weekend in phoenix, manifesting that i never will have to be back down there again 🧘🏻♂️
August 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
spent the weekend in phoenix, manifesting that i never will have to be back down there again 🧘🏻♂️
if you bring a carry on on the plane and it takes you over 10 seconds to get it down and start moving you should be required to sit in the back idc
August 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
if you bring a carry on on the plane and it takes you over 10 seconds to get it down and start moving you should be required to sit in the back idc
oh god taylor swift is back
August 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
oh god taylor swift is back
nothing is more corny than announcing you're taking a social media break, just go lmao
July 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
nothing is more corny than announcing you're taking a social media break, just go lmao