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Uncle Christmas Cookie
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What actor’s facial expression in a film will stay with you for the rest of your life?
Tommy Jane as Todd Parker in Boogie Nights. A very sleazy mulletted mustached white man. He's actually red from strain and screaming. He's got like a snarl there. They came to sell some fake drugs and bail but then Todd went crazy and wanted to rob the guy and that was not the thing.
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I'm a man of peace. I'm done killing.
A figure of First Blood Rambo in a green army jacket carrying a tan bag. He is popping his collar.
December 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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It's the most wonderful time of the year
Gerard Butler in a santa hat super imposed into an animated film version of Santa's slay stuffed with presents. Santa and Butler and pointing at each other and smiling.
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Last Four Friday!

I've fallen into a Gerard Butler christmas movie rotation. And then tonight I am going to watch a Gerard Butler Christmas movie. Full circle, kids.
Angel has fallen rewatch 3.5 stars, Surviving Christmas 2 stars, Rocknrolla rewatch 2 stars, Four Christmases 2 stars.
December 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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You'll pay for the Scottish heresy!
Screenshot from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. Three white guys in stereotypical Scottish attire stand in a foggy field with a mulleted Doctor.
December 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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WWF wrestling action figure for 1-2-3 Kid (X-Pac) that is a really ugly white guy figured in a blue singlet and black boots. The picture of the real guy on the box has no eyebrows because he went out drinking with other wrestling and they shaved off one eyebrow so he shaved off the other. Honestly only thing he could have done. Just bad timing and assholes. Also advertises a 1-2-3 Punch!
December 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Feelin Fine
Roy Scheider in Sorcerer. He's all dirty and bloody and dazed snd has a slight smile.
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Last Four Friday!

My action boys let me down. I'm not mad I'm just disappointed.
A Working Man 2 stars, About A Boy rewatch 5 stars, Boyka Undisputed 4 2.5 stars, Jeremiah Johnson 3.5 stars.
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Limp Bizkit's Break Stuff was one of my top songs and for some reason they made this weird cutesy pastiche, but it didn't feel right so I fixed it.
A youtube music pastiche made up to represent Limp Bizkit's Break Stuff. It's an orange and pink background, a picture of a house with a pink leafed tree in front of it, the NY skyline through some architectural hole with the moon over head, an illustration of a chemtrail plain flying against falling stars. They pics are probably AI idk. A youtube music pastiche made up to represent Limp Bizkit's Break Stuff. It's an orange and pink background, a picture of a bunch of cigarette buts in dirty sand, the saddest snowman every, and drywall with a first hole in it.
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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WWE's Big Show as the new years baby. Big bald white guy in a diaper, sash, and top hat surrounded by black white and gold balloons.
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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A painting of the bicep handshake from Predator. A muscular white arm and muscular black arm embrace.
December 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Screenshot from Taxi Driver. Al Brooks, in a very 70s tan suit and big frizzy hair, sit at a desk on the phone in front of a red pillar covered in stickers for a political candidate Palantine. He is arguing with a manufacturer that underlined the wrong word on their buttons
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Was glasses shopping and I'm not sure where I picked this up but when I see frames with the bar at the top I think they are serial killer glasses. I call that little bar the "serial killer bar".
A pair of glasses that has the bar at the top between the lens holders. It's an older style that's become popular again the last 10 years or so.
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Last Four Friday!

There is a theme if you squint and have a few drinks.
Thanksgiving 2 stars, Rocky rewatch 5 stars, Undisputed 3 Redemption 3 stars, Avengers Endgame rewatch 4 stars
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Oops
Weird horny PETA ad that is a drawing of a person that has been decapitated and presented like a cooking turkey on a dish. Their arms and legs and bound together with a bow and there is veggie sticking out the butt. "Imagine if you were the one being stuffed for Thanksgiving dinner."
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Creatures
2 orange guinea pigs chilling in a white dog bed with dramatic lighting.
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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My uncle won this in a radio contest, listened to it once, then gave it to me. I never recovered.
Track list for the Mission Impossible 2 soundtrack. Image is doves in fire because John Woo. 1 Take A Look Around - Limp Bizkit 2 I Disappear - Metallica 3 Scum Of The Earth - Rob Zombie 4 They Came In - Butthole Surfers 5 Rocket Science - Pimps 6 Have A Cigar - Foo Fighters Featuring Brian May 7 Mission 2000 - Chris Cornell 8 Goin' Down - Godsmack 9 What U Lookin' At? - Uncle Kracker 10 Backwards - Apartment 26 11 Karma - Diffuser 12 I Won't Leave You Alone - Buckcherry 13 Immune - Tinfed 14 My Kinda Scene - Powderfinger 15 Carnival - Tori Amos 16 Nyah - Hans Zimmer
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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They used to make real soundtracks for a movie
Soundtrack from and inspired by Mission Impossible 2. Tom Cruise in a leather jacket in front of fire.
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Give me Tiny Tank or go to hell!
Cover for Tiny Tank on the PS1. Little yellow tank guy, with 90s tude, blasting towards the camera and demolishing the Tank part of the title. It's such a cool game dudes.
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Brett Ratner does not get a come back. Not like this. Not ever.
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Me blocking the term Rogue One forever
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Rewatching Endgame and can't stop thinking about this stupid thumbnail.
Youtube thumbnail of Thanos, the large purple MCU villain, cooking a stew with the words "What was he cooking?" in the corner.
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Munchie Monday! Munchie is going to your alma mater to find out all the embarrassing stories about you.
Munchie
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM