Uncle Christmas Cookie
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If the thing happens on Christmas I'll go to church.
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
If the thing happens on Christmas I'll go to church.
They should invent a way to figure out who got you sick so you can sue them.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
They should invent a way to figure out who got you sick so you can sue them.
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Eywa respects the haters. They show great titstew.
December 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Eywa respects the haters. They show great titstew.
Avatar fans are like football fans. Theyve won, the thing they love is insanely popular & makes ton of money, but any hate must be stomped out.
The super bowl basically shuts down the entire country but god forbid someone says sportsball. The movies make billions, it can withstand some haters.
The super bowl basically shuts down the entire country but god forbid someone says sportsball. The movies make billions, it can withstand some haters.
December 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Avatar fans are like football fans. Theyve won, the thing they love is insanely popular & makes ton of money, but any hate must be stomped out.
The super bowl basically shuts down the entire country but god forbid someone says sportsball. The movies make billions, it can withstand some haters.
The super bowl basically shuts down the entire country but god forbid someone says sportsball. The movies make billions, it can withstand some haters.
As an old person that now has to cut doctor prescribed pills I have found a new appreciation for my college friends who could split oxys like they were playing fruit ninja.
December 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
As an old person that now has to cut doctor prescribed pills I have found a new appreciation for my college friends who could split oxys like they were playing fruit ninja.
Seasons STABBINGS and a Happy New DEATH
December 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Seasons STABBINGS and a Happy New DEATH
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Jucika Prepares for the Ball
(Sound design by hypnadot on NG)
(Sound design by hypnadot on NG)
December 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Jucika Prepares for the Ball
(Sound design by hypnadot on NG)
(Sound design by hypnadot on NG)
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Pizza crust so thin you can read through it.
December 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Pizza crust so thin you can read through it.
Office dog racist.
Did it in three Hemingway.
Did it in three Hemingway.
December 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Office dog racist.
Did it in three Hemingway.
Did it in three Hemingway.
*Racks shotgun* Christmas is cancelled, you ho-ho-hoes.
December 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
*Racks shotgun* Christmas is cancelled, you ho-ho-hoes.
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
What actor’s facial expression in a film will stay with you for the rest of your life?
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
What actor’s facial expression in a film will stay with you for the rest of your life?
I got the ammo to destroy someone at work over a stupid game they've been playing but then I asked them nicely in a one to one email to please stop. Weirdly feels like personal growth that I did that and I'm proud of myself for showing restraint and trying to extend grace.
December 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I got the ammo to destroy someone at work over a stupid game they've been playing but then I asked them nicely in a one to one email to please stop. Weirdly feels like personal growth that I did that and I'm proud of myself for showing restraint and trying to extend grace.
Last Four Friday!
I've fallen into a Gerard Butler christmas movie rotation. And then tonight I am going to watch a Gerard Butler Christmas movie. Full circle, kids.
I've fallen into a Gerard Butler christmas movie rotation. And then tonight I am going to watch a Gerard Butler Christmas movie. Full circle, kids.
December 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Last Four Friday!
I've fallen into a Gerard Butler christmas movie rotation. And then tonight I am going to watch a Gerard Butler Christmas movie. Full circle, kids.
I've fallen into a Gerard Butler christmas movie rotation. And then tonight I am going to watch a Gerard Butler Christmas movie. Full circle, kids.
Watched the video game awards AMA
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Watched the video game awards AMA
I have a pretty good problem. I don't know which Gerard Butler movie to watch.
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I have a pretty good problem. I don't know which Gerard Butler movie to watch.
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I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing that I need
I don’t care about the presents, underneath the Christmas tree
I just want this for our own, more than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
I don’t care about the presents, underneath the Christmas tree
I just want this for our own, more than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
December 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing that I need
I don’t care about the presents, underneath the Christmas tree
I just want this for our own, more than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
I don’t care about the presents, underneath the Christmas tree
I just want this for our own, more than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Liam Neeson digitally replaced by Christopher Plummer in Naked Gun film.
December 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Liam Neeson digitally replaced by Christopher Plummer in Naked Gun film.
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we simply don’t deserve dogs
December 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
we simply don’t deserve dogs
You think Weyounsday is dead and buried then BAM 7 days later there's always another one.
December 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
You think Weyounsday is dead and buried then BAM 7 days later there's always another one.
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