Lacy
laacyabilene.bsky.social
Lacy
@laacyabilene.bsky.social
Earth-side since ‘92. I’m Atticus’ mom, Adam’s woman, Big Boss Man’s daughter. Please don’t piss me off - I’m here for a good time not a long time.
Depending on what day you hit me up, I might just be talking in cryptic parables.
May 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
@wild-daughter.bsky.social thank you!! 🥺🫶
@laacyabilene.bsky.social @zerpie.bsky.social Listening to The Bubba Cast 1st episode! Love it! Great job guys!
March 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’m an ethical hater. Rest assured if I’m hating on someone, it’s from a nuanced and multifaceted standpoint.
March 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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BIRTHDAY FLASH SALE!!
February 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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I’d like to see all these disaffected journalists committed to reporting the truth form an independent organization that operates similar to academia, where every news story is peer reviewed and given some kind of certification once published. Re-establish some trust, if it’s even possible.
January 29, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Why are men so self conscious about their height? There’s so many more important flaws to be self conscious about for example the lack of emotional intelligence
January 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.” I would, y’all aren’t real haters.
January 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Why do the #ProudBoys love cocks so much???
January 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English, a double negative is a positive. In some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But, there is no language wherein a double positive can be a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
January 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
January 22, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Enemies to lovers to comrades 🤔 #tiktokban #rednote
January 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I think Elon may have been born anally.
January 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Who is gonna tell all the straight men that being gay isn’t even in the top 40 gayest things you can do?
January 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Denny’s is Waffle House for people who don’t know how to fight
January 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
No one trashes your name better than someone who is afraid you’ll tell the truth.
January 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I don’t know what woman needs to hear this but someone else’s husband is not your soulmate.
January 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
You have to be tough if you’re gonna be dumb
January 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong
January 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
A person with a miserable soul can’t stand a person with a happy spirit.
January 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
God invented the left hook for a reason — you’re not trippin’ they got you fucked up, your feelings are valid and so are your fists
January 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I’m not praying for anyone’s downfall this year, I’m going to partake in and orchestrate them instead
January 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ladies! 2025 pro-tip: male attention means nothing ✨

Hope this helps 🫶
& spread the good word
January 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
When the police aren’t policing they should pick up trash on the streets, help janitorial and county maintenance staff, and run the food kitchens
January 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
You want religion in schools? I want the IRS in church, we are not the same.
January 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Did you ever think to yourself maybe he treated you so bad bc he’s actually gay?
January 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM