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Troy Young (Andarius68)

@cianaodh.bsky.social

7.9K followers 7.5K following 4.8K posts

I'm just a guy trying to get by. Sharing jokes, memes, unsolicited opinions, sarcastic remarks and just brainpan leakages. I post mostly humor, science, sci-fi and just random stuff I find interesting or amusing. I'm not trying to sell anything to anybody.

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Troy Young (Andarius68) @cianaodh.bsky.social · Nov 19

I'm going to add organizations you can support to push back against Trump's Project 2025 agenda in the comments of this post. With gratitude to Arthur Hinds for giving me this idea.

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Troy Young (Andarius68) @cianaodh.bsky.social · 1d

Richard Cooper @Rich_...

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Why do women train for ripped abs? It's because they want to look like men; truthfully it's gross.

Lips, tits & hips.

Men are simple, we want the classic beauty of a feminine hourglass shape.

At no time in history did men ever want women with ripped abs.

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James Fell

@BodyForWife

Svarer @Rich_Cooper

Hi. Historian here. I'm comfortable in saying that at no time in history have women ever wanted you.

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Troy Young (Andarius68) @cianaodh.bsky.social · 1d

Japan stays incredibly clean because cleanliness is part of its culture and daily life. People are taught from childhood to take care of shared spaces, follow strict waste rules, and even clean their neighborhoods. Few public bins mean people take their trash home, and smart city systems prevent litter and flooding. Together, these habits and systems keep streets and waterways spotless.

Troy Young (Andarius68) @cianaodh.bsky.social · 1d

When you've done absolutely no preparation for an exam but you turn up anyway

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Heather Hogan

@theheatherhogan

The tech who did my breast

ultrasound put gel on the wand and

said "Here comes some warm jelly!"

and started whoosh-whooshing it

toward my boobs like an airplane.

Then she stopped dead, mid-whoosh, blinked, and said "I'm sorry, I have twin toddlers, I am... fucking exhausted."

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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 3d

In a nutshell.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 3d

Stephen Miller said the quiet part out loud. Trump has “plenary authority,” then suddenly went silent. Their plan wasn’t to be public yet. Clearly, someone hit the panic button in his earpiece.

It gets weirder: CNN uploaded the interview with the “plenary authority” comment edited out.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 2d

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

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Troy Young (Andarius68) @cianaodh.bsky.social · 2d

The webinar on 'How to avoid online frauds' is cancelled.

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The registration fee is non-refundable !

Troy Young (Andarius68) @cianaodh.bsky.social · 2d

Pastor Alex

@PastorAlexLove

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They wouldn't let you in though, because you would be an immigrant...

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@Neccccy

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Would you?

If i could find a country that didn't take immigrants in I'd move there

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2d

#WarRavagedPortland

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Troy Young (Andarius68) @cianaodh.bsky.social · 2d

Panasonic created a fridge that drives to you when called

TECH INSIDER

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@LeftAtLondon

Nope I do NOT wanna get high one night & see my fridge chasing me that's some requiem for a dream shit

Troy Young (Andarius68) @cianaodh.bsky.social · 2d

POV: You never forgot to say "Thank You' to ChatGPT after a conversation

WAIT! NOT HIM!

HE ALWAYS THANKED US. FREE HIM.

ChatGPT

10 YEARS AGO

Jarred

Great answer, thank you.

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Troy Young (Andarius68) @cianaodh.bsky.social · 4d

Select all squares that match the label:

Sarah Connor.

If there are none, dick sip

Rubén Castillo Ayer a las 15:44 - Facebook for Androlc.

Haha good try Al, I'm not going to help you recognize the mother of the rebel resistance.

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Troy Young (Andarius68) @cianaodh.bsky.social · 4d

coworker just ended a zoom call with the most random line

We were stuck on this long zoom, nobody cared anymore. at the end the manager goes, "any final thoughts?" ded silence....

my coworker unmutes and says, "final thought... none of this will matter in 50 years." then just mutes again and drinks his coffee.

meeting ended right there. nobody said anything, We all just logged off.

idk if he's getting promoted or fired, but legend move either way.

Troy Young (Andarius68) @cianaodh.bsky.social · 4d

Dr. Jeff Amato

@ZirconsForever

A couple of weeks ago we had an icebreaker during my graduate seminar and the question was "What is your irrational fear?" My answer was "hammerhead sharks". And today in class I walked in and saw this:

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 5d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

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Troy Young (Andarius68) @cianaodh.bsky.social · 5d

Two Irish hunters from Dublin hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.

They bagged six.

As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only three moose.

The two Irishmen objected strongly, stating; "Last year we shot six moose and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. Unfortunately, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few minutes after take off.

Climbing out of the wreck, Paddy asked Mick,

"Any idea where we are?"

Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 6d

He’s foaming at the mouth to go full Gestapo.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 6d

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 7d

Attn Black people, stop scrolling.

This is not a drill: Chicago

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 6d

Who could ever have imagined when I played a fictional rebel who joined the Resistance to oppose a criminal Authoritarian & wannabe King, it would be happening in real-life?

#TwentyfiveFortyseven

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JymByrnes🏳️‍🌈☮️ @jymbyrnes.bsky.social · 6d

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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 6d

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Troy Young (Andarius68) @cianaodh.bsky.social · 6d

Let's face it. Seeing a camel toe in leopard print tights at Walmart is the closest any of us will ever get to going on an African safari.

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Otm Shanks @leap44.bsky.social · 6d

The Epstein Files are probably sitting in an unsecured bathroom at Mar a Lago.

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