Out at the library having the time of my life reading with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, reading too.
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Out at the library having the time of my life reading with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, reading too.
Schumer got his shutdown deal!
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Schumer got his shutdown deal!
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I'm still waiting on my February DOGE dividend check from this fucking charlatan.
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I'm still waiting on my February DOGE dividend check from this fucking charlatan.
"I have absolutely zero understanding of risk distribution, but I'm going to USE ALL CAPS so you don't realize it."
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"I have absolutely zero understanding of risk distribution, but I'm going to USE ALL CAPS so you don't realize it."
U.S. Sends Attack Aircraft to El Salvador Amid Regional Troop Buildup
www.nytimes.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
The guy hasn't even started the job and he's already getting rid of predatory businesspeople and asshole cops!
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The guy hasn't even started the job and he's already getting rid of predatory businesspeople and asshole cops!
"Can the workplace be saved by requiring lady workers to make sandwiches for the real workers?"
By Ross Douthat and some lady worker
By Ross Douthat and some lady worker
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"Can the workplace be saved by requiring lady workers to make sandwiches for the real workers?"
By Ross Douthat and some lady worker
By Ross Douthat and some lady worker
Maybe he's talking pre-1624.
Imagine thinking immigrants are a recent novelty in New York City.
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Maybe he's talking pre-1624.
"In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea, loser of election."
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea, loser of election."
This is a Monty Python skit, isn't it?
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is a Monty Python skit, isn't it?
Chief spokesperson for the Millerites prognosticates.
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Chief spokesperson for the Millerites prognosticates.
"Vote for me, Philippe Pétain"
November 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
"Vote for me, Philippe Pétain"
First draft of headline went with Leviticus 'til they looked it up.
Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll
Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll
Hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers are prepared to bolt from the Big Apple if socialist candidate Zohran Mamdani wins Tuesday's mayoral race — potentially setting the stage for the largest population flight in US history, a new poll warns.
nypost.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
First draft of headline went with Leviticus 'til they looked it up.
They want us to make babies to feed the Machine but they don't want the brown babies, just the white babies, but they don't want to pay a living wage so we can feed the babies and they don't want to fund schools so we can educate the babies.
November 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
They want us to make babies to feed the Machine but they don't want the brown babies, just the white babies, but they don't want to pay a living wage so we can feed the babies and they don't want to fund schools so we can educate the babies.
Stupid or liar? We report, you decide.
RAJU: Last week you were very critical of Biden's use of the autopen. But Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Stupid or liar? We report, you decide.
Longest long game Soros Dem Socialist plant in human history.
October 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Longest long game Soros Dem Socialist plant in human history.
"These brave patriots gave their lives, fighting for your right to own the libs."
Can't overstate how fucked up it is that unraveling what is arguably the greatest achievement in the history of humanity is now a motivating issue of one of the two dominant parties in the U.S.
FL is moving forward w/ plan to end all childhood vaccine mandates. Starting with hepatitis B, chickenpox, and the bacteria causing meningitis and pneumonia. Then next year GOP FL legislature is expected to revisit 1977 law re: whooping cough, measles, polio, rubella, mumps, diphtheria, and tetanus.
October 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"These brave patriots gave their lives, fighting for your right to own the libs."
ICE Barbie dressing up as a Nazi asshole piece of shit.
FOX: Pritzker has asked you specifically to pause immigration enforcement operations in Chicago so kids can safety celebrate Halloween. Do you have any plans to alter activity tomorrow?
NOEM: No. We're gonna be out on the streets in full force and increase our activities to make sure kids are safe.
NOEM: No. We're gonna be out on the streets in full force and increase our activities to make sure kids are safe.
October 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
ICE Barbie dressing up as a Nazi asshole piece of shit.
"My cousin delivered pizza to the lab one evening. I rack up my first Nobel Prize!!"
October 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"My cousin delivered pizza to the lab one evening. I rack up my first Nobel Prize!!"