Uncle Tifa
labboypro.bsky.social
Uncle Tifa
@labboypro.bsky.social
Rage against the doohickey.
Mar-a-Lago face?
November 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Out at the library having the time of my life reading with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, reading too.
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Schumer got his shutdown deal!
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Effin Senate Dems timeline cleanse.

#DogsOfBluesky
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I'm still waiting on my February DOGE dividend check from this fucking charlatan.
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
"I have absolutely zero understanding of risk distribution, but I'm going to USE ALL CAPS so you don't realize it."
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Anti-woke
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The guy hasn't even started the job and he's already getting rid of predatory businesspeople and asshole cops!
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"Can the workplace be saved by requiring lady workers to make sandwiches for the real workers?"

By Ross Douthat and some lady worker
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Maybe he's talking pre-1624.
Imagine thinking immigrants are a recent novelty in New York City.
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea, loser of election."
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is a Monty Python skit, isn't it?
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
That's two.
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Chief spokesperson for the Millerites prognosticates.
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
"Vote for me, Philippe Pétain"
November 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
First draft of headline went with Leviticus 'til they looked it up.
November 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
They want us to make babies to feed the Machine but they don't want the brown babies, just the white babies, but they don't want to pay a living wage so we can feed the babies and they don't want to fund schools so we can educate the babies.
November 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Stupid or liar? We report, you decide.
RAJU: Last week you were very critical of Biden's use of the autopen. But Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you?

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Longest long game Soros Dem Socialist plant in human history.
October 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"These brave patriots gave their lives, fighting for your right to own the libs."
Can't overstate how fucked up it is that unraveling what is arguably the greatest achievement in the history of humanity is now a motivating issue of one of the two dominant parties in the U.S.
FL is moving forward w/ plan to end all childhood vaccine mandates. Starting with hepatitis B, chickenpox, and the bacteria causing meningitis and pneumonia. Then next year GOP FL legislature is expected to revisit 1977 law re: whooping cough, measles, polio, rubella, mumps, diphtheria, and tetanus.
October 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
ICE Barbie dressing up as a Nazi asshole piece of shit.
FOX: Pritzker has asked you specifically to pause immigration enforcement operations in Chicago so kids can safety celebrate Halloween. Do you have any plans to alter activity tomorrow?

NOEM: No. We're gonna be out on the streets in full force and increase our activities to make sure kids are safe.
October 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"My cousin delivered pizza to the lab one evening. I rack up my first Nobel Prize!!"
October 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM