Lauren DC
@ladocro.bsky.social
Lorem ipsum for something that I’m sure will be both witty and hilarious.
One of those days where I oscillate between needing a peppermint mocha and needing to light something on fire 🥰
December 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
One of those days where I oscillate between needing a peppermint mocha and needing to light something on fire 🥰
Might fuck around and watch Land Before Time just to feel something ya know?
May 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Might fuck around and watch Land Before Time just to feel something ya know?
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I’m gonna say it: The vibes this week aren’t like a Sort of Damacles, they’re like a Definitely Damacles
April 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’m gonna say it: The vibes this week aren’t like a Sort of Damacles, they’re like a Definitely Damacles
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That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Refusing to take a compliment
That's me in the spotlight
Refusing to take a compliment
April 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Refusing to take a compliment
That's me in the spotlight
Refusing to take a compliment
I could never do the Severance thing — I would spend every waking moment as an outie wondering if the innie was mad at me, and vice versa. Pass.
March 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I could never do the Severance thing — I would spend every waking moment as an outie wondering if the innie was mad at me, and vice versa. Pass.
This eclipse is giving very Live Laugh Lobotomy vibes
March 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This eclipse is giving very Live Laugh Lobotomy vibes
At least spending days crying over this tiny anglerfish seems way more worth my time than previous things I’ve cried about.
February 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
At least spending days crying over this tiny anglerfish seems way more worth my time than previous things I’ve cried about.
Life is sure giving a lot more WTF and waaaaay less LMFAO these days, amirite.
February 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Life is sure giving a lot more WTF and waaaaay less LMFAO these days, amirite.
Me and the girls (my cold brew, my childhood trauma, my inner demons) are heading out for what should be a fun little Saturday!
January 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Me and the girls (my cold brew, my childhood trauma, my inner demons) are heading out for what should be a fun little Saturday!
The feminine urge to connect with spirits via ouija board and ask if they’re mad at me.
December 27, 2024 at 1:49 PM
The feminine urge to connect with spirits via ouija board and ask if they’re mad at me.
My holiday gift to everyone is assuring you there is no way, no matter where you are or what you’re doing, that you could be half the chaos possum dumpster fire I am. You’re welcome! 🎄✨🪩
December 13, 2024 at 8:25 PM
My holiday gift to everyone is assuring you there is no way, no matter where you are or what you’re doing, that you could be half the chaos possum dumpster fire I am. You’re welcome! 🎄✨🪩
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looking forward to worrying about what more people think of me
December 7, 2024 at 11:29 PM
looking forward to worrying about what more people think of me
Since the possum in my backyard doesn’t have reliable contact information, I guess I’m taking applications.
December 9, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Since the possum in my backyard doesn’t have reliable contact information, I guess I’m taking applications.
Headed to bed so I can be fully rested and at my best for tomorrow’s mental breakdown 🥰
December 8, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Headed to bed so I can be fully rested and at my best for tomorrow’s mental breakdown 🥰
I’m sorry but if you don’t know this rap I’m not sure we can ever connect on an emotional level.
December 8, 2024 at 1:17 AM
I’m sorry but if you don’t know this rap I’m not sure we can ever connect on an emotional level.