Asheru
@ladyasheru.bsky.social
UK BTS Army (senior division), retired lawyer, art lover, bisexual but self partnered, carer for my elderly mum, left wing, soft hearted and eternally curious
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Asheru/works
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They already have Easter eggs on the shelves in Poundland…
December 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
They already have Easter eggs on the shelves in Poundland…
This made me laugh today. www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/history...
Cambridge's robotic bins that moved and 'chuckled'
The bins were accompanied by benches that would pair up together
www.cambridge-news.co.uk
December 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This made me laugh today. www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/history...
Today's haiku inspired by cleaning a huge paper lampshade from my mother's room, on the front doorstep
Moon paper lantern
I shake the dust in the breeze
Snow falls on the steps
Moon paper lantern
I shake the dust in the breeze
Snow falls on the steps
December 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Today's haiku inspired by cleaning a huge paper lampshade from my mother's room, on the front doorstep
Moon paper lantern
I shake the dust in the breeze
Snow falls on the steps
Moon paper lantern
I shake the dust in the breeze
Snow falls on the steps
It may be a blessing that age verification by facial scan does not tell me what they estimate my incredibly ancient age to be….😹
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It may be a blessing that age verification by facial scan does not tell me what they estimate my incredibly ancient age to be….😹
Ah, LiveJournal, those were the days. I downloaded my whole journal into a pdf when the Russians took it over.
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Ah, LiveJournal, those were the days. I downloaded my whole journal into a pdf when the Russians took it over.
Late at night when your heart is hollow there is nothing better than a sour dough toastie with melted cheese.
December 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Late at night when your heart is hollow there is nothing better than a sour dough toastie with melted cheese.
Sometimes my phone throws random photos from my files at me. This was today’s.
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Sometimes my phone throws random photos from my files at me. This was today’s.
Next door's cat appears to be levitating looking at the rain...
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Next door's cat appears to be levitating looking at the rain...
As the winter takes hold I am fortified by this. Not sure about no.19 for me personally but I definitely agree with no. 4.
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
As the winter takes hold I am fortified by this. Not sure about no.19 for me personally but I definitely agree with no. 4.
Today's haiku:
Winter, potatoes
Frying on the hob sing and
Cackle like spring birds
Winter, potatoes
Frying on the hob sing and
Cackle like spring birds
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Today's haiku:
Winter, potatoes
Frying on the hob sing and
Cackle like spring birds
Winter, potatoes
Frying on the hob sing and
Cackle like spring birds
This made me laugh, a lot.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
Olympic Park velodrome reflects 'fireworks as farts'
Clips of the phenomenon have gone viral on social media after it was shared to TikTok.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This made me laugh, a lot.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
Reposted by Asheru
A wild Jungkook and Jhope hunting a terrified Jin Hyung on stage
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
A wild Jungkook and Jhope hunting a terrified Jin Hyung on stage
Some of our neighbours have really gone to town with their Halloween decorations this year!
October 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Some of our neighbours have really gone to town with their Halloween decorations this year!
I sold my old car this weekend. Now mum is very frail I hardly leave the house at all. First time in 35 years I have been without a car! Strangely liberating.
October 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I sold my old car this weekend. Now mum is very frail I hardly leave the house at all. First time in 35 years I have been without a car! Strangely liberating.
Quince jam. It takes a lot of effort to make but tastes amazing!
October 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Quince jam. It takes a lot of effort to make but tastes amazing!
I find when I am particularly stressed that I can only bear to read stories, watch films, read emails that I have read before so there are no surprises.
October 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I find when I am particularly stressed that I can only bear to read stories, watch films, read emails that I have read before so there are no surprises.
This wins the biscuit for most delightfully unhinged description of a perfume sample
October 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This wins the biscuit for most delightfully unhinged description of a perfume sample
I'm currently simmering quinces from my neighbour's tree with lemon zest and they smell amazing.
October 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I'm currently simmering quinces from my neighbour's tree with lemon zest and they smell amazing.
Radio 3 - Listen Live - BBC Sounds
Listen live to BBC Radio 3 on BBC Sounds
www.bbc.co.uk
October 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Haiku
Autumn apples fall
Meteorites landing hard
In the bird bath - splash!
Autumn apples fall
Meteorites landing hard
In the bird bath - splash!
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Haiku
Autumn apples fall
Meteorites landing hard
In the bird bath - splash!
Autumn apples fall
Meteorites landing hard
In the bird bath - splash!
Halloween is one of my favourite festivals. I love all the tat in the shops wholeheartedly and delightedly
September 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Halloween is one of my favourite festivals. I love all the tat in the shops wholeheartedly and delightedly
Night view of neighbours' window
September 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Night view of neighbours' window