Assata Shakur’s Play-Niece
@ladycanary.bsky.social
Black Femme Human. Formerly hood-institutionalized. Currently therapized. 🩷💜💙
Jaylen Brown’s knees gotta get MVP of the tournament.
February 15, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Jaylen Brown’s knees gotta get MVP of the tournament.
And LeBron better not get up there and ruin the vibe with some silly goose Globetrotters shit either. Take this shit serious, grandpa!
February 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
And LeBron better not get up there and ruin the vibe with some silly goose Globetrotters shit either. Take this shit serious, grandpa!
I love how invested Wemby is in the All Star game. Thank you, let’s wake this shit up again.
February 15, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I love how invested Wemby is in the All Star game. Thank you, let’s wake this shit up again.
Tyler Perry can’t keep getting away with this!
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Tyler Perry can’t keep getting away with this!
White people bringing their dogs with them into the Apple Store is my last straw 😭
February 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
White people bringing their dogs with them into the Apple Store is my last straw 😭
Courtney got her ass beat? GOOD. #Unrivaled
a woman with glasses and a scarf around her head holds her arm up
Alt: a woman with glasses and a scarf around her head folds her arms up tight
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February 12, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Courtney got her ass beat? GOOD. #Unrivaled
Bad Bunny is proof that no one should be afraid of their 30s, bc the glowup has been enormous & beautiful 🥰
February 11, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Bad Bunny is proof that no one should be afraid of their 30s, bc the glowup has been enormous & beautiful 🥰
Cancer continues to be a cruel bitch. I hope he was made as comfortable as possible.
James Van Der Beek, who starred in the teen drama series "Dawson’s Creek," has died at 48
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Cancer continues to be a cruel bitch. I hope he was made as comfortable as possible.
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15 of the 66 commercials aired during the Super Bowl were either for AI companies or were made with AI.
The overall reception was “sharply negative"...nearly 50% of mentions were negative and “far more critical than the broader ad sentiment during the event.”
www.marketingbrew.com/stories/2026...
The overall reception was “sharply negative"...nearly 50% of mentions were negative and “far more critical than the broader ad sentiment during the event.”
www.marketingbrew.com/stories/2026...
About that AI Bowl: Reception of AI ads ‘sharply negative’ as brand beefs, misinformation brewed
Meanwhile, a viral Alexander Skarsgård video was rumored to be for AI hardware, and while the video is real, OpenAI said it wasn’t made by them.
www.marketingbrew.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
15 of the 66 commercials aired during the Super Bowl were either for AI companies or were made with AI.
The overall reception was “sharply negative"...nearly 50% of mentions were negative and “far more critical than the broader ad sentiment during the event.”
www.marketingbrew.com/stories/2026...
The overall reception was “sharply negative"...nearly 50% of mentions were negative and “far more critical than the broader ad sentiment during the event.”
www.marketingbrew.com/stories/2026...
23-time Grand Slam champion, Serena Williams, fixing her mouth to say “I’m moving better on Ro” will irk my spirit till the day I leave Earth 😭
February 11, 2026 at 1:25 AM
23-time Grand Slam champion, Serena Williams, fixing her mouth to say “I’m moving better on Ro” will irk my spirit till the day I leave Earth 😭
Just randomly thought about that terrible MAHA/Mike Tyson commercial again. RFK Jr., you will burn for your sins, you bitch.
February 10, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Just randomly thought about that terrible MAHA/Mike Tyson commercial again. RFK Jr., you will burn for your sins, you bitch.
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Me: literally not a trace of puerto rican ancestry
Me tonight: 🇵🇷
Me tonight: 🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Me: literally not a trace of puerto rican ancestry
Me tonight: 🇵🇷
Me tonight: 🇵🇷
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Variety confirms the wedding in Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show was real
Bad Bunny Stuns the Super Bowl With Lady Gaga, Ricky Martin and a Real Wedding Ceremony as Pedro Pascal, Jessica Alba and More Party on Stage
Bad Bunny staged a Super Bowl Halftime performance for the ages on Sunday, with Lady Gaga, Ricky Martin, an elaborate set and a real wedding.
variety.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Variety confirms the wedding in Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show was real
My ideal type of crossover ☺️
Need a mood boost?
Watch the Pacific Northwest Ballet celebrate the Seattle Seahawks being in the Super Bowl
Watch the Pacific Northwest Ballet celebrate the Seattle Seahawks being in the Super Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 2:45 PM
My ideal type of crossover ☺️
And while I’m on gym-talk, if his callouses are rugged and disgusting, tell that nigga to get on a skincare routine! Chemical exfoliants help a lot.
February 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
And while I’m on gym-talk, if his callouses are rugged and disgusting, tell that nigga to get on a skincare routine! Chemical exfoliants help a lot.
Wearing halter tanks to the gym so men can see my arms and shoulders & deduce that I can indeed knock niggas out 💪🏾😤
February 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Wearing halter tanks to the gym so men can see my arms and shoulders & deduce that I can indeed knock niggas out 💪🏾😤
Haití’s flag bearer?? 👀
two men are sitting on a porch talking to each other . one of the men is wearing a blue shirt .
Alt: two men are sitting on a porch talking to each other and they exclaim “daaaaayum”
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February 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Haití’s flag bearer?? 👀
They dubbed over the JD Vance boos in the primetime version of the Opening Ceremony. Nah, actually play my song so I can turn it up!
February 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
They dubbed over the JD Vance boos in the primetime version of the Opening Ceremony. Nah, actually play my song so I can turn it up!
Mariah’s ability to stay absolutely frozen while lip-syncing a ballad that does call for some movement will always amaze me.
February 7, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Mariah’s ability to stay absolutely frozen while lip-syncing a ballad that does call for some movement will always amaze me.
Wait, they got Mariah Carey singing in Italiano?? Okay, let’s wake this up then!
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Wait, they got Mariah Carey singing in Italiano?? Okay, let’s wake this up then!
I forgot how boring the Opening Ceremony can be when a *certain demographic* is running it 🥱
February 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I forgot how boring the Opening Ceremony can be when a *certain demographic* is running it 🥱
Okay, Olympics Opening Ceremony, let’s see these fits.
a man wearing a red bull racing team hat is looking through binoculars
Alt: a man wearing a red bull racing team hat is looking through binoculars
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Okay, Olympics Opening Ceremony, let’s see these fits.
Anyways, back to being deeply in love with Blackness 🤎
The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
February 6, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Anyways, back to being deeply in love with Blackness 🤎
Everything I wanna say about that Donald Trump post, I’ll say it to chosen family and keep it off the internet. Bc what I have to say will def get me on some kinda list.
February 6, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Everything I wanna say about that Donald Trump post, I’ll say it to chosen family and keep it off the internet. Bc what I have to say will def get me on some kinda list.
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Last night, Trump posted a video to his social media platform that contained a racist clip showing Barack and Michelle Obama as monkeys. It's still up:
February 6, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Last night, Trump posted a video to his social media platform that contained a racist clip showing Barack and Michelle Obama as monkeys. It's still up: