La Ellie (Eleonor England)
@laellie.bsky.social
Jazz vocalist, educator, #FuckCelery, Facebook refuge, mid-level manager at Antifa
Look, I know y’all think New Yorkers are rude. But we’re not the little bitches that put all our packages and purses and shit on empty chairs so nobody else gets to sit down
April 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Look, I know y’all think New Yorkers are rude. But we’re not the little bitches that put all our packages and purses and shit on empty chairs so nobody else gets to sit down
Welp yesterday I managed to score an appt with the DMV to get a Real ID. Is it at dawn two days after the deadline? Yes! Also it's in San Ysidro
April 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Welp yesterday I managed to score an appt with the DMV to get a Real ID. Is it at dawn two days after the deadline? Yes! Also it's in San Ysidro
April 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Take that, you little bitch-ass penguins
April 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Take that, you little bitch-ass penguins
So when you see a Tesla burning on the side of the road, how can you tell if it was burned down by an angry protester or if it exploded because it's a Tesla?
March 31, 2025 at 2:12 AM
So when you see a Tesla burning on the side of the road, how can you tell if it was burned down by an angry protester or if it exploded because it's a Tesla?
Is he gonna just make America suck so much that Mexico builds its own wall?
March 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Is he gonna just make America suck so much that Mexico builds its own wall?
My main problem with cabaret shows is there no drink MAXIMUM. Like I dunno what to do here - I need guidance!
March 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My main problem with cabaret shows is there no drink MAXIMUM. Like I dunno what to do here - I need guidance!
We're midway through President Trump's plan to stop immigration by making the US so undesirable that no one wants to come here in the first place
March 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
We're midway through President Trump's plan to stop immigration by making the US so undesirable that no one wants to come here in the first place
Just heard on Fox "News" that Trump has awarded the contract to make this new military plane to...(wait for it)...Boeing. you can't make this shit up
March 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Just heard on Fox "News" that Trump has awarded the contract to make this new military plane to...(wait for it)...Boeing. you can't make this shit up
No way a Kawai! My fave! @ripleygrierstudios.bsky.social
March 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
No way a Kawai! My fave! @ripleygrierstudios.bsky.social
Hitler dismantled the Germany democracy in 53 days. This bitch has been in office 56 days and is only like halfway there. These ppl suck at their jobs
March 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Hitler dismantled the Germany democracy in 53 days. This bitch has been in office 56 days and is only like halfway there. These ppl suck at their jobs
Reposted by La Ellie (Eleonor England)
If Terrorist Tesla has just 2 more weeks of these losses the stock will get delisted from the DJIA and the company will face bankruptcy.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SELL SELL SELL TESLA!!!!!!!!! DESTROY NAZI STOCKS!!!!!! 📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SELL SELL SELL TESLA!!!!!!!!! DESTROY NAZI STOCKS!!!!!! 📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉
March 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If Terrorist Tesla has just 2 more weeks of these losses the stock will get delisted from the DJIA and the company will face bankruptcy.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SELL SELL SELL TESLA!!!!!!!!! DESTROY NAZI STOCKS!!!!!! 📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SELL SELL SELL TESLA!!!!!!!!! DESTROY NAZI STOCKS!!!!!! 📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉
March 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
March 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
What I've learned from moving to NYC without a real plan: you can't just go off Willy Nilly to someplace with slightly terrible tacos
March 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
What I've learned from moving to NYC without a real plan: you can't just go off Willy Nilly to someplace with slightly terrible tacos
Reposted by La Ellie (Eleonor England)
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
The problem is everyone knows what needs to be done but nobody wants to be the one to do it
March 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The problem is everyone knows what needs to be done but nobody wants to be the one to do it
I'm just glad someone finally invented decaf OJ. Fuck that took long enough
March 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm just glad someone finally invented decaf OJ. Fuck that took long enough
At LAX they have a grand piano in the United terminal. There's always some kid there tearing it up on some jazz and w a roller bag parked nearby. Fucking love this town
March 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
At LAX they have a grand piano in the United terminal. There's always some kid there tearing it up on some jazz and w a roller bag parked nearby. Fucking love this town
Elon doesn't have a 155 IQ. I mean, if he can't figure out his target market for electric vehicles is ppl in the center and left then I don't know what to tell you
February 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Elon doesn't have a 155 IQ. I mean, if he can't figure out his target market for electric vehicles is ppl in the center and left then I don't know what to tell you
I guess I don't understand why the US can't be the 11th province of Canada? That seems a lot more reasonable
February 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I guess I don't understand why the US can't be the 11th province of Canada? That seems a lot more reasonable
So all the businesses are leaving the US to save money and going to third world countries, such as China and Indonesia. And Texas
February 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
So all the businesses are leaving the US to save money and going to third world countries, such as China and Indonesia. And Texas