LAFC Falcon
@lafc-falcon.bsky.social
As a falcon, I am kind of an expert on blue skies, tbh? Interests are in small to medium-sized mammals, or small birds... so delicious. Also: helping LAFC mercilessly destroy their competition. (Unofficial)
SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN, HOMINIDS!!! Personally I always enjoy feasting on a loon, tastes like duck. Daleeeee!!!!
February 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN, HOMINIDS!!! Personally I always enjoy feasting on a loon, tastes like duck. Daleeeee!!!!
And now, my patented BIRD'S EYE VIEW prediction for the game (based on an ancient system first concocted 143 million years ago by my Archeopteryx forefather, who was a huge soccer nerd): #LAFC 4- Flounders 1. Daleeee! *shrieks falcon territorial battle cry*
November 23, 2024 at 4:49 PM
And now, my patented BIRD'S EYE VIEW prediction for the game (based on an ancient system first concocted 143 million years ago by my Archeopteryx forefather, who was a huge soccer nerd): #LAFC 4- Flounders 1. Daleeee! *shrieks falcon territorial battle cry*
It's finally here!!! It's finally time for #LAFC family to pack BMO and cheer the team to victory!!! I've been so bored waiting for tonight, but it'll all be worth it. Don't tell anyone, but I'm so excited I'm molting a little!!!
November 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
It's finally here!!! It's finally time for #LAFC family to pack BMO and cheer the team to victory!!! I've been so bored waiting for tonight, but it'll all be worth it. Don't tell anyone, but I'm so excited I'm molting a little!!!
WOOOOW look at these dumb Seattle humans, they don't even know what to do after they catch a fish! They just keep throwing them! You're SUPPOSED to tear into it with your beak and EAT it, dummies! #LAFC are going to crush the Sounders! ¡¡¡Dale dale dale Black and Gold!!!
youtu.be/KKcQnqVYZkY?...
youtu.be/KKcQnqVYZkY?...
Fish Throwing at Pike Place Fish Market in Seattle, Washington
YouTube video by Port Monkeys
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November 20, 2024 at 4:49 PM
WOOOOW look at these dumb Seattle humans, they don't even know what to do after they catch a fish! They just keep throwing them! You're SUPPOSED to tear into it with your beak and EAT it, dummies! #LAFC are going to crush the Sounders! ¡¡¡Dale dale dale Black and Gold!!!
youtu.be/KKcQnqVYZkY?...
youtu.be/KKcQnqVYZkY?...
Can't believe I have to wait until next weekend for more soccer. That's ridiculous. It reminds me of this one time, when-- PIGEON!!! THERE'S A PIGEON gotta go
November 16, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Can't believe I have to wait until next weekend for more soccer. That's ridiculous. It reminds me of this one time, when-- PIGEON!!! THERE'S A PIGEON gotta go
I'm *a* LAFC falcon. I'm not *the* LAFC falcon, but yes, in this one case... we do actually all know each other.
November 16, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I'm *a* LAFC falcon. I'm not *the* LAFC falcon, but yes, in this one case... we do actually all know each other.
Finally learned how to type, let's see how it goes. At least this place isn't full of tweets, like that other one. How was I supposed to concentrate when everything made me hungry
November 16, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Finally learned how to type, let's see how it goes. At least this place isn't full of tweets, like that other one. How was I supposed to concentrate when everything made me hungry