laika
@laikahyacinth.bsky.social
she/it|27|ΘΔ|owned and owner
plural system|empty spaces irredentist
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You, uhm THEY, could probably not do any magic if I keep associating the metaphysical locus of their power with immense suffering somehow.
Thinking about ways to restrain a mage beyond gags and finger restraints. Novocaine injected into the tongue so they slur their words. Drugs that induce tremor so I can't form the sigils. I mean they. I mean they.
December 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
You, uhm THEY, could probably not do any magic if I keep associating the metaphysical locus of their power with immense suffering somehow.
Thinking about ways to restrain a mage beyond gags and finger restraints. Novocaine injected into the tongue so they slur their words. Drugs that induce tremor so I can't form the sigils. I mean they. I mean they.
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Thinking about ways to restrain a mage beyond gags and finger restraints. Novocaine injected into the tongue so they slur their words. Drugs that induce tremor so I can't form the sigils. I mean they. I mean they.
King Hivemoon your court mage is GNC as fuck.
December 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
King Hivemoon your court mage is GNC as fuck.
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tampering with dolls is so important to me
a missing limb, a key turned a little too tight, sparks flying from a maintenance panel--
underclocking your robotdollgirlthing to make her stupider i want to trap her consciousness in a tamagotchi for fun and watch as she's forced to adjust to new hardware
a missing limb, a key turned a little too tight, sparks flying from a maintenance panel--
underclocking your robotdollgirlthing to make her stupider i want to trap her consciousness in a tamagotchi for fun and watch as she's forced to adjust to new hardware
July 30, 2025 at 9:58 AM
tampering with dolls is so important to me
a missing limb, a key turned a little too tight, sparks flying from a maintenance panel--
underclocking your robotdollgirlthing to make her stupider i want to trap her consciousness in a tamagotchi for fun and watch as she's forced to adjust to new hardware
a missing limb, a key turned a little too tight, sparks flying from a maintenance panel--
underclocking your robotdollgirlthing to make her stupider i want to trap her consciousness in a tamagotchi for fun and watch as she's forced to adjust to new hardware
⚙️ There are a lot of posts about putting your fingers in a mages mouth on my timeline today. And I just wanted to say, I th-MNLFKFKSMGGNFNNJDJDFFFF
December 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
⚙️ There are a lot of posts about putting your fingers in a mages mouth on my timeline today. And I just wanted to say, I th-MNLFKFKSMGGNFNNJDJDFFFF
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punching a mage in their solar plexus so they're too winded to cast spells and just absolutely pummeling their pathetically weak little form
December 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
punching a mage in their solar plexus so they're too winded to cast spells and just absolutely pummeling their pathetically weak little form
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MY NAME IS gwenny. AS I BREATHE, YOU WILL NOT PASS THE CASTLE GATE!
November 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
MY NAME IS gwenny. AS I BREATHE, YOU WILL NOT PASS THE CASTLE GATE!
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the deadliest vampire lord of them all is also the most refined...! 🖤🩸
December 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
the deadliest vampire lord of them all is also the most refined...! 🖤🩸
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i remember the good old days when "empty spaces" was literally just badenddoll and various tweet-sized stories that made you wanna puke
December 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
i remember the good old days when "empty spaces" was literally just badenddoll and various tweet-sized stories that made you wanna puke
literally whenever I cut up beetroot I get horny
me: i'm actually not that easily distracted by blood. it doesn't work on me.
me later: (cutting up cherries to remove the pits and getting a bunch of deep crimson stains all over my fingers) where the fuck is my vibrator
me later: (cutting up cherries to remove the pits and getting a bunch of deep crimson stains all over my fingers) where the fuck is my vibrator
December 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
literally whenever I cut up beetroot I get horny
inventing a new type of brain surgery called a plushotomy that makes you permanently plushie moded. who wants one.
December 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
inventing a new type of brain surgery called a plushotomy that makes you permanently plushie moded. who wants one.
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you may not like it but this is what peak masculinity looks like
December 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
you may not like it but this is what peak masculinity looks like
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When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
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dick size reveal
December 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
dick size reveal
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there is nothing worse than that feeling of wishing so badly you could tend to a loved one, soothe and comfort with whispers and touch, and yet being too far away
December 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
there is nothing worse than that feeling of wishing so badly you could tend to a loved one, soothe and comfort with whispers and touch, and yet being too far away
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when i say i have claws, i really do mean it. 🩸🖤
December 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
when i say i have claws, i really do mean it. 🩸🖤
guy who thinks humoral theory used to be right but we've evolved not to have humours anymore
December 23, 2025 at 6:50 AM
guy who thinks humoral theory used to be right but we've evolved not to have humours anymore
Miss Jackson are you gnostic
December 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Miss Jackson are you gnostic
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dolly dolly does she detest the dangling? dolly dolly does she loathe the twisting? dolly dolly dangle and twist with contempt!
October 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
dolly dolly does she detest the dangling? dolly dolly does she loathe the twisting? dolly dolly dangle and twist with contempt!
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right-wing dirtbag comedian: I Hope There's Beer In Hell
scientists: Hell is real. Beer isn't in there
right-wing dirtbag comedian: I Hope I Don't Go To Hell Because I Would Miss Beer So Much
scientists: Hell is real. Beer isn't in there
right-wing dirtbag comedian: I Hope I Don't Go To Hell Because I Would Miss Beer So Much
December 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
right-wing dirtbag comedian: I Hope There's Beer In Hell
scientists: Hell is real. Beer isn't in there
right-wing dirtbag comedian: I Hope I Don't Go To Hell Because I Would Miss Beer So Much
scientists: Hell is real. Beer isn't in there
right-wing dirtbag comedian: I Hope I Don't Go To Hell Because I Would Miss Beer So Much
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I've been working on this video for most of the year & it's on some pretty timely & sensitive topics so, if I may be so bold, I would ask that you share the hell out of it ❤️
youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68
youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68
Revolution, Fascism, & Magic: The Gathering
YouTube video by Spice8Rack
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I've been working on this video for most of the year & it's on some pretty timely & sensitive topics so, if I may be so bold, I would ask that you share the hell out of it ❤️
youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68
youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68
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......This could be the snort of something pig.
December 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
......This could be the snort of something pig.
made myself genuinely lightheaded today thinking about a Japanese dirtbag butch who uses "ore"
December 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
made myself genuinely lightheaded today thinking about a Japanese dirtbag butch who uses "ore"