Lainey 🐝
@laineybird.bsky.social
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Lainey 🐝
@laineybird.bsky.social
· Jun 4
This is an Anti-ChatGPT account idc
Hubband reading iron flame is all fun and games until hes listening to it out loud (at a ridiculously slow speed) during the part that always makes me cry
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Hubband reading iron flame is all fun and games until hes listening to it out loud (at a ridiculously slow speed) during the part that always makes me cry
*watching my husband revel in our dogs neediness*
Me: "having a dog with anxiety is awful for your ego."
H: "cant be any worse than my wife with anxiety"
Me: "having a dog with anxiety is awful for your ego."
H: "cant be any worse than my wife with anxiety"
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
*watching my husband revel in our dogs neediness*
Me: "having a dog with anxiety is awful for your ego."
H: "cant be any worse than my wife with anxiety"
Me: "having a dog with anxiety is awful for your ego."
H: "cant be any worse than my wife with anxiety"
I love getting drunk and playing separate video games with my hot husband
December 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I love getting drunk and playing separate video games with my hot husband
My husband decided ON HIS OWN to start reading Fourth w
Wing do you think im being pranked
Wing do you think im being pranked
December 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My husband decided ON HIS OWN to start reading Fourth w
Wing do you think im being pranked
Wing do you think im being pranked
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Read this. Then read it again.
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Read this. Then read it again.
I can absolutely sit at this hockey game and be really normal
December 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I can absolutely sit at this hockey game and be really normal
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
I want to write bc I like writing.
I want to publish bc I love sushi.
I want to publish bc I love sushi.
December 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I want to write bc I like writing.
I want to publish bc I love sushi.
I want to publish bc I love sushi.
One of my favorite bits is when I go into a chat with a friend and theyve sent me more than 4 videos since I last sent one and responding "why are you so obsessed with me"
December 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
One of my favorite bits is when I go into a chat with a friend and theyve sent me more than 4 videos since I last sent one and responding "why are you so obsessed with me"
Im just sitting here on my silly little couch in my silly little comfy lit by the light of my silly little christmas trees giggling at my silly little videos on my silly little phone
December 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Im just sitting here on my silly little couch in my silly little comfy lit by the light of my silly little christmas trees giggling at my silly little videos on my silly little phone
Its december and ive been married for almost 10 months and I still am already starting to get sooooo pumped for our reception in June
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Its december and ive been married for almost 10 months and I still am already starting to get sooooo pumped for our reception in June
No I dont have any shame about responding to ai posts sent to me with "ew ai" why do you ask
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
No I dont have any shame about responding to ai posts sent to me with "ew ai" why do you ask
I want to go complain to my husband about my headache but hes just gonna tell me to drink water and go for a walk and I dont wanna drink water and go for a walk
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I want to go complain to my husband about my headache but hes just gonna tell me to drink water and go for a walk and I dont wanna drink water and go for a walk
Recently been really into making a bunch of new soups and then turning the leftovers into pasta sauces I love winter
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Recently been really into making a bunch of new soups and then turning the leftovers into pasta sauces I love winter
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i have chosen to be hopeful even if it may prove a delusion
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i have chosen to be hopeful even if it may prove a delusion
Im the type of girly who wont laugh out loud at youtube even if its funny so tell me what happens to me when I watch dan and Phil that is making me cackle hysterically while my husband looks at me like im nuts
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Im the type of girly who wont laugh out loud at youtube even if its funny so tell me what happens to me when I watch dan and Phil that is making me cackle hysterically while my husband looks at me like im nuts
Asked my husband to bring me a snack when he picked me up and instead he ordered dinner for me I love being married
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Asked my husband to bring me a snack when he picked me up and instead he ordered dinner for me I love being married
Trying to talk my husband through what meds to take while hes sick and I am out of town, and he just said hes "going to just take one of everything" so I hope everyone else's Thanksgiving is less stressful than mine
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Trying to talk my husband through what meds to take while hes sick and I am out of town, and he just said hes "going to just take one of everything" so I hope everyone else's Thanksgiving is less stressful than mine
We're watching The Voice and I went "ugh I love Niall" and my mom goes "not like Mimi does" and I went "Mimi ive been in love with him since I was 13" and she goes "you win"
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We're watching The Voice and I went "ugh I love Niall" and my mom goes "not like Mimi does" and I went "Mimi ive been in love with him since I was 13" and she goes "you win"
Hiccups are a blight
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Hiccups are a blight
I think I deserve a treat for how brave im being about my husband being out of town
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I think I deserve a treat for how brave im being about my husband being out of town
Love eating freshly baked cookies watching the new Hell's Kitchen with my husband in our matching comfys
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Love eating freshly baked cookies watching the new Hell's Kitchen with my husband in our matching comfys
Why did they have to make jinu so hot tho
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Why did they have to make jinu so hot tho
SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW!SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW!
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW!SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW!