Lara
lalamama21.bsky.social
Lara
@lalamama21.bsky.social
Midlife Crisis imminent
Target, Target, Target. HOW DARE YOU.

You have long been my happy place. I loved your inclusivity in every way. I would come just to browse and would end up spending hundreds of dollars before leaving the store. I bought clothes, groceries, EVERYTHING at Target. I loved your company. 1/3 🧵
February 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Beyonce winning Best Country Album at the Grammys gonna piss off allll the right people.
February 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Putin is full out celebrating our idiocy.
February 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Hello, friends! Everyone pls follow me bc I’m about to get banned at the other place for being mean to Elon. Adopt me into the 🦋 community of hilarious angry people…
February 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Normalize being nice.
February 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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If I were a dem politician looking to betray some donors, I'd at the very least betray the corporate ones first.

Just sayin'
February 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
If you still have access to FB, GO LOOK AT THE dept of education Facebook post since the inauguration. Holy. Shit.
January 30, 2025 at 11:48 AM
In 2014, my friend Katie (@katedean.bsky.social) gifted my then-7y.o. kid a copy of "1989". That's how Jules became a Swiftie. My journey into the Swiftie-verse began shortly thereafter (but only reaching peak in early 2023). 1/🧵
December 9, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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gotDAMN
December 7, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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When she’s right she’s right
December 7, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Just read an article that Guinness is "finding a new audience with young women". As a formerly young woman who has been drinking Guinness (and more generally, stouts) for over 25 years, I can assure you, we've always liked it. Sláinte Mhath. 🇮🇪
Guinness rations supply to British pubs as popularity soars with gen Z
Brand’s owner, Diageo, facing pressures as newfound appreciation for drink creates extraordinary demand
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2024 at 11:59 AM
It snowed. It was pretty. Now it is sloppy. December weather in PA in a nutshell. ❄️
December 5, 2024 at 3:32 PM
My kids went to their other grandparents for the afternoon. I'm taking the time to do ABSOLUTELY F*CKING NOTHING. Follow me for more parenting tips.
December 2, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Woke up to use the bathroom. Doggo jumped up and our of our bed, thinking I was taking her out into the black tundra that is Northern PA in winter. When I came back 2 minutes later, she was in my spot and refuses to move. I've been clinging to the edge of the bed for 30 min. She hasn't flinched. 🤦‍♀️
December 1, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Here goes nothing. Also, I miss my space and AOL.
November 30, 2024 at 11:45 AM