saw your bf underproof a fruited dough, that crumb is gonna be atrocious, absolutely tragic

Taylor Swift and Brittany Mahomes chest bumping? not on my 2023 bingo card

Taylor Swift just chest-bumped Brittany Mahomes. Still processing, but I think it’s a Top 5 life moment

further proof that cancel culture is not real😡

flying on Friday the 13th! also my seat is row 14 which is probably actually the 13th row! wish me luck!

are we all on the "using empty liquor bottles as decoration" to "using pint glasses stolen from breweries as decoration" pipeline or just me?

my dad live texted me his thoughts on the republican debate (he was busy yesterday so he recorded it and watched it today, obviously)

so I totally missed the boat on 1989 back in 2014 (ironically bc I was 21 and changed my entire personality to convince a 29 year old to date me) and I'm still not really on board but hoping TV changes my mind!

my first ever bsky post has gotten more likes than any tweet I ever tweeted in 16 years of having a Twitter wow I love it here 🥰

and my first ever bluesky post has a typo 🙃

I'm very intimidated by bluesky. like, I had no problem posting any dumb though I had on Twitter but y'all on here at actually funny!?!?