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JonBenét Lambsy
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Living and eating burritos

Detroit

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Gotta be careful with acronyms.
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Traveling is awful!
February 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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celebrate Charlie Kirk not being able to say anything racist about Bad Bunny’s halftime show with this commemorative tshirt:
"RIP" Shirt
a shirt commemorating the death of a really awful & genuinely evil man.  As Your Lawyer I Advise You To Say: "we are sorry he died the way he did though, that's awful & we really hope that rightwing ....
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February 9, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Several people fell into a dishwasher and were impaled on knives.
February 7, 2026 at 10:27 PM
They have little hands that are good at grabbing, though!
February 7, 2026 at 5:05 AM
It's still one of these amazing things I think about sometimes. Rodents have this magic ability to surpass their limitations.
February 7, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I watched him do it once. He'd start by pushing the door open as much as he could. Then he'd just sit there hitting the dog leash clip. It honestly took like an hour for everything to line up perfectly where the bar of the door would push through the little bit that he could open the clip.
February 7, 2026 at 5:00 AM
But eventually we had to switch to little luggage locks because Percy figured out how to open the dog leash clips. So, I guess he was smart enough.
February 7, 2026 at 4:57 AM
They were in a cage that had multiple levels and doors. To keep the doors shut we used those clips from dog leashes. It worked. The prairie dogs weren't smart enough or strong enough to open them.
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 AM
You can put chocolate chips in there or walnuts or banana. Lots of options.
February 7, 2026 at 4:47 AM