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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭
@lambentcaliber.bsky.social
"𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞."
Private investigator/mercenary for hire!
『BIO: Pardon our Dust - Under Construction!』
Muse is 27 || Mun is 30+ || RP 21+ (no minors/taboo) || Mostly SFW
Avatar: Peter Ortiz || Banner: Mary Eichert
Pinned
『♡ & 🗘!』

▶【𝙉𝙊𝙒 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙔𝙄𝙉𝙂: 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙉𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙆𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏】

🔈:"𝐁𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝—𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤!"

#RPSKY - #MVRP - #OCRP - #FANTASYRP - #MODERNRP

𝚁𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝚁𝙿𝟸𝟷+: 𝙽𝙾 𝙰𝙳𝙼𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙰𝙽𝚈 𝙿𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙾𝙽𝚂 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙶𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝙴𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃𝙴𝙴𝙽, 𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙴 𝚄𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙴𝚁𝙰𝚃𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝙰𝙸!

𝙒𝙍𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙉 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘿𝙄𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝘽𝙔: 𝙓 ( #WriterX )
𝕏: Buenos noches. Y'all sleep well, ya hear?
January 27, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Upon entering his newly purchased office suite, X-Kaliber quickly inflates a mattress and throws his coat over himself as a makeshift blanket.

"Zzz..."
January 27, 2026 at 6:38 AM
➤𝚆𝙴 𝙳𝙾 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚂𝚄𝙿𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝙰𝙸 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙸𝚃𝚈!
➤𝚆𝙴 𝙳𝙾 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝙳𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙷𝙾𝙼𝙾𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙱𝙸𝙰, 𝙱𝙸𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙱𝙸𝙰, 𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙽𝚂𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙱𝙸𝙰!
➤𝚆𝙴 𝙶𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝙽𝙾 𝚀𝚄𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙾 𝙱𝚄𝙻𝙻𝙸𝙴𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝙸𝙶𝙾𝚃𝚂!
➤𝚆𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝚃 𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙵𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙾𝚆 𝚆𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 𝙿𝚁𝙸𝚅𝙰𝙲𝚈 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝚁𝙴𝚀𝚄𝙸𝚁𝙴 𝙸𝚃.
➤𝚆𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝚃 𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙻𝙶𝙱𝚃𝚀+ 𝙵𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙻𝚈.
➤𝙱𝙴 𝙴𝚇𝙲𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝚃𝙾 𝙴𝙰𝙲𝙷 𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙾𝚄𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙻𝚅𝙴𝚂 (and party on)
January 27, 2026 at 6:32 AM
"Shit, I almost forgot I got to get the keys from Solomon Circle. No movies then... I'll just crash there."
January 27, 2026 at 6:13 AM
"Brand. Cal Brand."

A cover name. But it was better than giving the whole game away before the hybrid was ready to know.

"Jack Daniels on Ice, friendo." He looks at his own glass. "Hell, make it a whiskey sour."
"... Not necessarily."

While he didn't know anyone that needed the help from a mercenary, it might surprise the other to know what kind of work that the hybrid does.

"Got a name? Next round is on me, least I can do considering you brought me my wallet back."
The man waves it off, shaking his head.

"Pfft, no. A good deed is its own reward."

He takes a sip of his own whiskey on the rocks, letting out a small exhale.

"But if you know any mercenary outfits that operate 'round these parts, I'd appreciate it, dude."
January 27, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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((EVENT: DOOMSDAY))

((11/24- Who knows?))
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"I think I'm gonna catch a midnight movie...", X-Kaliber mused to himself. "Think they got some of that Z-Grade stuff on tap at the Dragon Art Theatre."
January 27, 2026 at 5:58 AM
"Quirk? AH, I see... explains the hopping and all that."
“Yeah, no press on ears over here. These are part of my quirk.”
"That's how my mama raised me, miss."

He chuckled softly.

"Damn good hearing! Those ears ain't for show..."
January 27, 2026 at 5:55 AM
A sincere chuckle escaped him. "Well, I don't wanna hold you up for any moment longer if there's some place you gotta be."

He points his fingers at her in the shape of a gun. "Be seein' ya, miss." He does a little salute before turning to leave.
". . ." Well that activated a heart skip for a moment. Dragons or anything related was major PTSD. Good job.

"Y-Yeah sure man. Need help and all that. No biggie. Yep, yep."
"Sure, sure. I am more than certain that you are capable of taking care of yourself."

A sagely nod.

"But if you ever need a guy who can help you wrestle a dragon, or break curses, I'll be setting up shop close by!"
January 27, 2026 at 5:54 AM
The man waves it off, shaking his head.

"Pfft, no. A good deed is its own reward."

He takes a sip of his own whiskey on the rocks, letting out a small exhale.

"But if you know any mercenary outfits that operate 'round these parts, I'd appreciate it, dude."
He looks at the wallet, checks it briefly, he knew those magnetic phone wallets were bullshit and should have never gotten one.

He growled heavily, but he looks at the human gives a nod.

"Thanks, I suppose you want a reward or something?"
"Ah, well... You dropped this."

X-Kaliber tosses a wallet over to him, careful not to hit him or the drink.

"No money's been taken and all the cards are accounted for. I may be into some dirty work, but I ain't a thief-"
January 27, 2026 at 5:51 AM
"Sure, sure. I am more than certain that you are capable of taking care of yourself."

A sagely nod.

"But if you ever need a guy who can help you wrestle a dragon, or break curses, I'll be setting up shop close by!"
Just snatching the card from him. Looking on both sides of it.

"Business huh? Listen hun, I'm more in the business of handling my own shit." Even if it kills her.
He tilts his head to the side. "Business!"

A patient smile crept across his face. "I'm a handyman that just flew from the other side of the world. If you got any problems that you need fixin', I'm the kinda guy who git 'er done!"
January 27, 2026 at 5:47 AM
"Ah, well... You dropped this."

X-Kaliber tosses a wallet over to him, careful not to hit him or the drink.

"No money's been taken and all the cards are accounted for. I may be into some dirty work, but I ain't a thief-"
"You have have respect without the correlation to other famous "ancestors" that may or may not be related to me."

That's when he relaxed himself while taking a sip of his drink.

"And how did you know my fuckin' name by the way?"

It should be known that Ross is the temperamental type.
"Hey, na na na-" He throws his hands up in surrender with a nervous laugh.

"I was givin' you a compliment! I respect the scaly monster crowd, honest!"
January 27, 2026 at 5:42 AM
He tilts his head to the side. "Business!"

A patient smile crept across his face. "I'm a handyman that just flew from the other side of the world. If you got any problems that you need fixin', I'm the kinda guy who git 'er done!"
I guess she's doing this now. Guess Ashe will play along?

"Uh. I'm Ashe, hello?" Just taking a small step back. "Depends. What's the card for?"
"AH, YES! Intros~" Clears his throat.

"I don't give out my name freely, miss, but you can call me X-Kaliber~"

He draws a card from his pocket. "Would you like a card?"
January 27, 2026 at 5:39 AM
"That's how my mama raised me, miss."

He chuckled softly.

"Damn good hearing! Those ears ain't for show..."
Her ear perked toward him when she flashed by him.

“Pfft. Lagomorphs-“

💨. Another flash by.

“Smartass.”
The mercenary watches her from the streets with a quirked brow.

"Dang, they got the lagomorphs out in full force...", he said to himself.
January 27, 2026 at 5:34 AM
"Hey, na na na-" He throws his hands up in surrender with a nervous laugh.

"I was givin' you a compliment! I respect the scaly monster crowd, honest!"
"... I can see that you're wishing to have a visit to your local doctor's office soon, is that it?"

A glare can be seen from Ross.
"WHOA, THAT'S A HUGE LIZARD! Any relation to the Giant Gila Monster, Mr. Osborne?"
January 27, 2026 at 5:32 AM
"AH, YES! Intros~" Clears his throat.

"I don't give out my name freely, miss, but you can call me X-Kaliber~"

He draws a card from his pocket. "Would you like a card?"
"Sneaking? That shit isn't exactly my style, even if I can do it." Cue the shrug.

"Bro who the fuck are you."
"Yeah, you!" He juts his head at her. "If I can see you, I hope you're better at the sneak game than you seem like."
January 27, 2026 at 5:31 AM
"WHOA, THAT'S A HUGE LIZARD! Any relation to the Giant Gila Monster, Mr. Osborne?"
January 27, 2026 at 5:24 AM
"Yeah, you!" He juts his head at her. "If I can see you, I hope you're better at the sneak game than you seem like."
Just pointing to herself. "Me?"
"That's a puckish rogue I see dere. HOPE YOU KNOW HOW TO SNEAK!"
January 27, 2026 at 5:22 AM
The mercenary watches her from the streets with a quirked brow.

"Dang, they got the lagomorphs out in full force...", he said to himself.
January 27, 2026 at 5:20 AM
"That's a puckish rogue I see dere. HOPE YOU KNOW HOW TO SNEAK!"
January 27, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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✦ LGBT+ Fʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ.
✦ Mɪɴᴏʀs ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ.

#MVRP #JujutsuKaisenRP #JJKRP
July 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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"𝐖𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐲 𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐃𝐨𝐨. 𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐎𝐟𝐟."

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#OC #Fandomless #MVRP
January 22, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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