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lambtime
@lambtiime.bsky.social
38/m/gay af
lambscape architect
i'm kim wilde's 1 monthly listener on spotify
frogtown, los angeles
if you have hairy knees
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
i need someone to explain precisely what's happening in these heated rivalry sex scenes
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
me, a 39 year old, at a concert that heavily features strobe lights
December 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
i love blocking anyone who annoys me
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
i cannot tolerate seeing another instagram teen accounts ad. how do we stop them
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
when will my office's annual 3 flavor popcorn tin return from war
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"The Grinch Meal is here for a limited time* with NEW Dill Pickle McShaker™ Fries."
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
if i could go back in time and change one thing i would stop whoever said "i was today years old" for the first time and i feel like that would fix everything
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
when will a presidential candidate be brave enough to run on a platform of no more ads on social media
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
i can't stand gay men who make cooking thanksgiving dinner their entire personality - baby you've been freed of heteronormativity, enjoy it, relax!
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
it's the little dog's birthday today and the big dog is PISSED.
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Felch, MI
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
drag name: cilla wet
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
remember when this bitch showed up on lost?
November 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
KBBQ? more like KBBY did i eat all that
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
do you think william shatner was teased in school
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
mmmmmm...... bad coffee
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
wake up babe, new grindr bot just dropped
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
anyway here is cute sleepy bonny
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 AM
iphone typed "ger" instead of "get" tidy (today) and corrected my dog's name to bonny, i don't understand how apple is getting away with this shit, literally just contributing to how shitty the world is right now
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 AM
this looks like the worst movie ever made
November 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
i thought i was buying body wash but i bought LOTION!! my life is over
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
how are my girls
November 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
i've had enough of people doing this dumbass ostrich costume thing with the trash bag and their hand. like honey you're doing that at a party? no. you're doing it for tiktok. it's a chop.
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
my last minute costume for tonight might be "sad person whose indoor plant is dying" and i just go around asking people if they think i can save it
November 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM