lambtime
@lambtiime.bsky.social
38/m/gay af
lambscape architect
i'm kim wilde's 1 monthly listener on spotify
frogtown, los angeles
lambscape architect
i'm kim wilde's 1 monthly listener on spotify
frogtown, los angeles
if you have hairy knees
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
if you have hairy knees
me, a 39 year old, at a concert that heavily features strobe lights
December 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
me, a 39 year old, at a concert that heavily features strobe lights
i cannot tolerate seeing another instagram teen accounts ad. how do we stop them
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i cannot tolerate seeing another instagram teen accounts ad. how do we stop them
when will my office's annual 3 flavor popcorn tin return from war
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
when will my office's annual 3 flavor popcorn tin return from war
"The Grinch Meal is here for a limited time* with NEW Dill Pickle McShaker™ Fries."
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"The Grinch Meal is here for a limited time* with NEW Dill Pickle McShaker™ Fries."
bury me in the ground
December 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
bury me in the ground
it's the little dog's birthday today and the big dog is PISSED.
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
it's the little dog's birthday today and the big dog is PISSED.
remember when this bitch showed up on lost?
November 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
remember when this bitch showed up on lost?
wake up babe, new grindr bot just dropped
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
wake up babe, new grindr bot just dropped
anyway here is cute sleepy bonny
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 AM
anyway here is cute sleepy bonny
this looks like the worst movie ever made
November 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
this looks like the worst movie ever made
my last minute costume for tonight might be "sad person whose indoor plant is dying" and i just go around asking people if they think i can save it
November 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
my last minute costume for tonight might be "sad person whose indoor plant is dying" and i just go around asking people if they think i can save it
katy won't answer my question 😩
October 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
katy won't answer my question 😩
actual footage of me driving in london today
October 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
actual footage of me driving in london today
parents will absolutely GAG over a scarecrow. "OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT!!!" i swear they would take a bullet for a scarecrow.
October 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
parents will absolutely GAG over a scarecrow. "OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT!!!" i swear they would take a bullet for a scarecrow.
teaching myself how to be difficult and unhelpful at work
October 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
teaching myself how to be difficult and unhelpful at work
everyone in london loves to be warm and no one understands that i came here to be coldddddd
October 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
everyone in london loves to be warm and no one understands that i came here to be coldddddd
i was at a british-bulgarian wedding this evening and i asked one of the cater-waiters if she had a napkin and she said "yeah but i don't think you can blow your nose with it"
October 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i was at a british-bulgarian wedding this evening and i asked one of the cater-waiters if she had a napkin and she said "yeah but i don't think you can blow your nose with it"
everyone in london when they see me:
October 17, 2025 at 8:18 AM
everyone in london when they see me:
the sweetness level of new orleans coffee is revolting
October 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
the sweetness level of new orleans coffee is revolting
i think there are some important sports being played today in new orleans 🤷♂️
October 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
i think there are some important sports being played today in new orleans 🤷♂️
as if everything wasn't already the worst, my flight is delayed
October 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
as if everything wasn't already the worst, my flight is delayed
ok ok i'm back with another one - bug ang
October 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
ok ok i'm back with another one - bug ang