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Lameonade
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idk either
maybe i should just post whatever random creative thing i'm working on at the moment and not care about whether people like it or not
February 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
freaky ahh people: spiders aren't scary, they're actually kind of cute 🥺

the spider:
February 5, 2026 at 10:58 PM
2025 was not my year as far as money goes lol
February 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
maybe i have artificial intelligence
February 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
*discovers a new song i like*

ooo, i like this song. i'm going to listen to it until my ears bleed and i never want to hear it again
January 13, 2026 at 12:44 AM
if i had to choose an ice cream flavor to call my favorite, i think it would be unlocking my phone and staring at the home screen, questioning why i unlocked it, then locking it again. yeah i think that's my favorite ice cream flavor 😋
January 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
idk how many time it needs to be said, but everything is on a spectrum, lol
January 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
i just want to make it clear that "shut the fuck up" is a phrase of endearment from me ❤️
December 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
*spends 30 minutes trying to compose a niche post within the constraints of the app and societal expectations*

well this just ain't gonna work

*deletes draft*
December 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
i hate when people tell me i look cold, that i need to be wearing more layers, etc. i tell them i'm not cold but to no avail. i'm just going to start lying at this point. my mother is a penguin and my father is a polar bear. i was born in Antarctica inside an iceberg. my heart is made of ice. 😐
December 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
okay i do have a serious gripe with the CMF Watch calculator function though. WHY does it use scientific notation when i have only 2 decimals? and it can clearly display it fine? this is a pain for doing quick math for a tip or tax calculations because it drops the tenths place for no reason
December 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
me at work waiting hours for work to show up: omg im so bored i need to do something or else im going to go insane

me when the work shows up: is this abomination bestowed upon me an expression of god's hatred for my soul
December 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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when you're conceived, your "self" begins borrowing matter from the universe like checking out books from a library. in a tub your feet exchange particles with the water. where do you end and begin? that's why it's ontologically impossible to get mad at me for stealing pens from the bank. they're me
December 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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drawings i made for my bf on noteit
December 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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finding out AI was in a game i enjoyed feels like when people "prank" vegetarians by sneaking bacon grease into their food or whatever
December 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
about time i retired the Galaxy Watch. it kept having issues connecting to my Nothing phone, on top of incessantly asking for permissions to be granted for the digital assistant i did not want. hopefully this works better for me since the brands align
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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“try to avoid snacking after dinner” okay then I will starve to death in the night. good bye
December 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
i just watched a 2½ hour video explaining the Control/Alan Wake universe and i still feel like i need to take a 4 year college course to actually understand it
December 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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your house:
- stuck-up "above it all" attitude
- immobilized in terror, just standing there like a chump
- 2 floors is bourgeois excess

my house:
- literally surfing
- automatic tactical retreat when the coastline advances
- i didn't need the lower floor anyway
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
*gestures to self*

i need to throw all this shit away
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
dear Samsung Galaxy Watch devs: if i deny the permission for your digital assistant 100 times, i'm not going to approve them the 101st time you ask either. stop prompting me for it. i don't want it
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
tbh i'm over this whole having a human body thing

can we skip to the part where everything is a crab
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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it's too early to be up... (its 3pm)
October 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
what are you looking forward to most in Kirby AirRiders?

them:

i can't wait to play the new City Trial!
the new Machines and Riders look epic!
the online gameplay is going to be so much fun!

me:

🌽
October 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM