Lammani
@lammani.bsky.social
Trans gal with big dreams of becoming mediocre! Sometimes I post things!
Your local Yu-Gi-Oh GX enthusiast
She/They
Your local Yu-Gi-Oh GX enthusiast
She/They
Why is it that when something is dogshit, it's bad, but when something is bullshit, that means it's unbelievable? What is the difference between a dog and a bull? Are bulls fantasy creatures? If so, what does that make a bulldog?
December 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Why is it that when something is dogshit, it's bad, but when something is bullshit, that means it's unbelievable? What is the difference between a dog and a bull? Are bulls fantasy creatures? If so, what does that make a bulldog?
The irony of getting this ad on a video that is rightfully complaining about how everything needs an app now and how unbelievably frustrating that is, is definitely not lost on me.
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The irony of getting this ad on a video that is rightfully complaining about how everything needs an app now and how unbelievably frustrating that is, is definitely not lost on me.
How frustrating must it be for a fae creature to be friends with another fae creature that only speaks in riddles?
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
How frustrating must it be for a fae creature to be friends with another fae creature that only speaks in riddles?
In the hit song "Everybody" by the Backstreet Boys there is a line that asks the audience to "rock your body right". This implies that it is in fact possible to rock your body wrong.
October 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
In the hit song "Everybody" by the Backstreet Boys there is a line that asks the audience to "rock your body right". This implies that it is in fact possible to rock your body wrong.
Moments before the battle of Waterloo:
"Hi, I'm Napoleon Bonaparte, welcome to Jacqueass."
"Hi, I'm Napoleon Bonaparte, welcome to Jacqueass."
October 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Moments before the battle of Waterloo:
"Hi, I'm Napoleon Bonaparte, welcome to Jacqueass."
"Hi, I'm Napoleon Bonaparte, welcome to Jacqueass."
Whooooooa, this is such a rad concept! I wanna keep this on my radar!
Here's the trailer to my coming game: Twinkle's Galactic Tour!
Just an alien gal trying to make it as a singstar 👽⭐
A musical platformer with feels and rocket boots, inspired in 90s anime!
#lowpoly #indiegames #gamedev
Just an alien gal trying to make it as a singstar 👽⭐
A musical platformer with feels and rocket boots, inspired in 90s anime!
#lowpoly #indiegames #gamedev
October 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Whooooooa, this is such a rad concept! I wanna keep this on my radar!
My headcanon for Amog from Megabonk is that under that hazmat suit, he's a dog person. Because playing as him has me running in circles so much, and I love every second of it.
October 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My headcanon for Amog from Megabonk is that under that hazmat suit, he's a dog person. Because playing as him has me running in circles so much, and I love every second of it.
Oh. My. God. YES. 👏
Necrozma is kind of a yugioh monster imo
October 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Oh. My. God. YES. 👏
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So if Charlemagne is also known as Carl the Great, by the transitive property, Carl's Jr. can be referred to as Charlemagne's Jr.
September 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
So if Charlemagne is also known as Carl the Great, by the transitive property, Carl's Jr. can be referred to as Charlemagne's Jr.
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Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
Trans rights forever.
So I have received a bit more news on the upcoming D&D campaign I'll be taking part in. The DM is going to lean on the goofy side of things, so I think I'm going to put my Frankenstein's monster character on the back burner again, in favor of a dockworker goon warlock whose patron is "da boss".
September 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
So I have received a bit more news on the upcoming D&D campaign I'll be taking part in. The DM is going to lean on the goofy side of things, so I think I'm going to put my Frankenstein's monster character on the back burner again, in favor of a dockworker goon warlock whose patron is "da boss".
The void hungers. And it craves... Olive Garden.
The only thing that can fill its infinite expanse is unlimited breadsticks.
The only thing that can fill its infinite expanse is unlimited breadsticks.
September 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The void hungers. And it craves... Olive Garden.
The only thing that can fill its infinite expanse is unlimited breadsticks.
The only thing that can fill its infinite expanse is unlimited breadsticks.
The whole Undertale "Fingers in his ass" thing feels like the musical equivalent of "just draw them pregnant".
September 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The whole Undertale "Fingers in his ass" thing feels like the musical equivalent of "just draw them pregnant".
Last night I watched Wild Wild West for the first time since I was a child. I remembered it being bad. I didn't remember it being a nonstop train of uncomfortable scenes that are so absurd that it wraps around from being uncomfortable to inducing laughing fits from how unbelievably terrible it is.
September 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Last night I watched Wild Wild West for the first time since I was a child. I remembered it being bad. I didn't remember it being a nonstop train of uncomfortable scenes that are so absurd that it wraps around from being uncomfortable to inducing laughing fits from how unbelievably terrible it is.
You know, I don't think describing yourself as the Walmart of auto insurance makes me feel particularly great about your service.
September 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
You know, I don't think describing yourself as the Walmart of auto insurance makes me feel particularly great about your service.
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wonderful time in SAN FRANCISCO last night with @booksmith.bsky.social and @archive.org what an incredible space to fill with love. TONIGHT IS LOS ANGELES final show of tour with @skylightbooks.bsky.social at dynasty typewriter. still some tickets left get them here www.squadup.com/events/chuck...
September 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
wonderful time in SAN FRANCISCO last night with @booksmith.bsky.social and @archive.org what an incredible space to fill with love. TONIGHT IS LOS ANGELES final show of tour with @skylightbooks.bsky.social at dynasty typewriter. still some tickets left get them here www.squadup.com/events/chuck...
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Bluesky is an echo chamber. We need to expand our minds by creating an elite underwater city only for specific people who we like. It's the only way
September 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Bluesky is an echo chamber. We need to expand our minds by creating an elite underwater city only for specific people who we like. It's the only way
The photo opp at the end of the Chuck Tingle event was really nice! Despite my awkward smile!
September 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The photo opp at the end of the Chuck Tingle event was really nice! Despite my awkward smile!
Homie, this is a magnificent scene I am seeing here at the #internetarchive. Got me a signed book, got some balloon animals, now we await the Tingle. #chucktingle
September 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Homie, this is a magnificent scene I am seeing here at the #internetarchive. Got me a signed book, got some balloon animals, now we await the Tingle. #chucktingle
Yooo, I got that onion engagement ring at Jack in the Box!
September 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Yooo, I got that onion engagement ring at Jack in the Box!
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“Her pronouns are he/him” - Batman
August 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
“Her pronouns are he/him” - Batman
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one of my favourite little details in Chapter 12 in Xenoblade X is everyone jumps back from the force. Meanwhile Gwin here does a full on front roll.
August 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
one of my favourite little details in Chapter 12 in Xenoblade X is everyone jumps back from the force. Meanwhile Gwin here does a full on front roll.
Okay, if something happened with a certain old man, this would be the funniest way I could have found out about it.
August 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Okay, if something happened with a certain old man, this would be the funniest way I could have found out about it.