Lana is very tired
@lanaiscreating.bsky.social
I'm tired and I make pretty things
I booked some gender affirming care today. Because as a cis woman of a certain age I am finding there to be too many hairs on my chin.
September 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I booked some gender affirming care today. Because as a cis woman of a certain age I am finding there to be too many hairs on my chin.
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Every time people say we don't need human translators, I point out that a human wouldn't mess up the different between "forgive me father, I have sinned" and "sorry daddy, I've been naughty".
June 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Every time people say we don't need human translators, I point out that a human wouldn't mess up the different between "forgive me father, I have sinned" and "sorry daddy, I've been naughty".
Why am I bisexual and not pansexual?
My attraction is not gender blind, it is however gender inclusive.
I hope that explains the difference for you
My attraction is not gender blind, it is however gender inclusive.
I hope that explains the difference for you
June 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Why am I bisexual and not pansexual?
My attraction is not gender blind, it is however gender inclusive.
I hope that explains the difference for you
My attraction is not gender blind, it is however gender inclusive.
I hope that explains the difference for you
Human! It is VITAL that you chuck this carrot across the room for me to chase. Make haste!
June 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Human! It is VITAL that you chuck this carrot across the room for me to chase. Make haste!
I slipped and fell into the LEGO store. Couldn't be helped...
June 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I slipped and fell into the LEGO store. Couldn't be helped...
I'm not trying to get y'all to drink. But a dry dirty martini is a drink and a snack in one and it just made my day a lot less horrible
June 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I'm not trying to get y'all to drink. But a dry dirty martini is a drink and a snack in one and it just made my day a lot less horrible
It is less crisp after baking. But still
May 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It is less crisp after baking. But still
The start of rhubarb upside down cake. Because being extra is sometimes needed
May 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The start of rhubarb upside down cake. Because being extra is sometimes needed
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Finally, a shoutout to my Monstera earrings by @lanaiscreating.bsky.social and my 'feminist' necklace by @nynke.bsky.social & @pim.fyi! I love wearing things made by friends 😊
May 4, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Finally, a shoutout to my Monstera earrings by @lanaiscreating.bsky.social and my 'feminist' necklace by @nynke.bsky.social & @pim.fyi! I love wearing things made by friends 😊
Ik was in schotland en kocht bij Argos een bloedmooie william morris dekbedovertrek. Ik kocht niet ook de tweede die ik mooi vond.
Maak net mn bed op en zooooveel spijt dat ik de tweede niet heb meegenomen 😭😭😭
Dussehhhhh. Ben jij in groot Brittannië of ga je binnenkort? Kan je m meenemen voor me?
Maak net mn bed op en zooooveel spijt dat ik de tweede niet heb meegenomen 😭😭😭
Dussehhhhh. Ben jij in groot Brittannië of ga je binnenkort? Kan je m meenemen voor me?
May 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Ik was in schotland en kocht bij Argos een bloedmooie william morris dekbedovertrek. Ik kocht niet ook de tweede die ik mooi vond.
Maak net mn bed op en zooooveel spijt dat ik de tweede niet heb meegenomen 😭😭😭
Dussehhhhh. Ben jij in groot Brittannië of ga je binnenkort? Kan je m meenemen voor me?
Maak net mn bed op en zooooveel spijt dat ik de tweede niet heb meegenomen 😭😭😭
Dussehhhhh. Ben jij in groot Brittannië of ga je binnenkort? Kan je m meenemen voor me?
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I live near a nike outlet and they have one tiny rack of plussize stuf at 70% off and today I found a tennisskirt with in built shorts for 10 euro so I'll be so cute powerlifting this summer!!
March 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I live near a nike outlet and they have one tiny rack of plussize stuf at 70% off and today I found a tennisskirt with in built shorts for 10 euro so I'll be so cute powerlifting this summer!!
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Just draw the fuckin thing yourself. The imperfection is part of the charm. The fact that you drew it is the whole fuckin point. Don't embarrass yourself engineering a prompt, just pick up whatever you have at hand and give it a go. Be a human being.
March 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Just draw the fuckin thing yourself. The imperfection is part of the charm. The fact that you drew it is the whole fuckin point. Don't embarrass yourself engineering a prompt, just pick up whatever you have at hand and give it a go. Be a human being.
For the first time an x-ray did not result in a broken verdict for my kid! So after complex underarm, shoulder, foot, toe, and wrist. Now the wrist is only sprained!!
Yes my kid breaks a lot, dyspraxia is a bitch
Yes my kid breaks a lot, dyspraxia is a bitch
March 27, 2025 at 9:29 AM
For the first time an x-ray did not result in a broken verdict for my kid! So after complex underarm, shoulder, foot, toe, and wrist. Now the wrist is only sprained!!
Yes my kid breaks a lot, dyspraxia is a bitch
Yes my kid breaks a lot, dyspraxia is a bitch
I don't know why I torture myself with competitive speed knitting. But here I am at 7 am knitting complicated socks to get to the next round
March 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I don't know why I torture myself with competitive speed knitting. But here I am at 7 am knitting complicated socks to get to the next round
Mijn kat gaat dood en ik haat het
March 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Mijn kat gaat dood en ik haat het
Always one upping my husband at weight lifting so he will try to catch up and become more and more sexy in the process muhahahahaha
Oh you did a 90kg deadlift sunday, guess I'll do a 91 today.
Nice side effect: I'm getting jacked
Oh you did a 90kg deadlift sunday, guess I'll do a 91 today.
Nice side effect: I'm getting jacked
February 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Always one upping my husband at weight lifting so he will try to catch up and become more and more sexy in the process muhahahahaha
Oh you did a 90kg deadlift sunday, guess I'll do a 91 today.
Nice side effect: I'm getting jacked
Oh you did a 90kg deadlift sunday, guess I'll do a 91 today.
Nice side effect: I'm getting jacked
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Not true. I'll give you some examples of when styles crossed over from womenswear to menswear, and how men have worn straight-up womenswear or just feminine styles in cool ways. 🧵
February 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Not true. I'll give you some examples of when styles crossed over from womenswear to menswear, and how men have worn straight-up womenswear or just feminine styles in cool ways. 🧵
I made two sourdough breads. One was... Unfortunate, so I tried again. Same exact ingredients. Just actually doing all the steps and waiting long enough.
Unfortunatly you need the steps
Unfortunatly you need the steps
February 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I made two sourdough breads. One was... Unfortunate, so I tried again. Same exact ingredients. Just actually doing all the steps and waiting long enough.
Unfortunatly you need the steps
Unfortunatly you need the steps
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Irving B, the man you are
February 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Irving B, the man you are
First try with the sourdough
February 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
First try with the sourdough
Oh goody, the mom is back in hospital. The kidneys are even worse now!
January 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Oh goody, the mom is back in hospital. The kidneys are even worse now!
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Cancer took my brother, my uncle, my grandfather, and now slowly my mother and a big part of my life whilst I take care of her.
I do not enjoy cancer.
This may be a popular opinion on the topic but I don't know what else to say and I am having emotions.
I do not enjoy cancer.
This may be a popular opinion on the topic but I don't know what else to say and I am having emotions.
January 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Cancer took my brother, my uncle, my grandfather, and now slowly my mother and a big part of my life whilst I take care of her.
I do not enjoy cancer.
This may be a popular opinion on the topic but I don't know what else to say and I am having emotions.
I do not enjoy cancer.
This may be a popular opinion on the topic but I don't know what else to say and I am having emotions.