Lancener
@lancener.bsky.social
31, Bay area, any pronouns, definitely being NSFW sometimes
I wonder how many ambulances on Christmas are old people doing things they usually do, but their relatives see it because Christmas gatherings.
December 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I wonder how many ambulances on Christmas are old people doing things they usually do, but their relatives see it because Christmas gatherings.
Why's that bird got potato sack titties?
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Why's that bird got potato sack titties?
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@ all my inflatable friends
December 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@ all my inflatable friends
The only problem with getting high and watching a bad movie, is that being high makes me horny as fuck. I don't want to be hard while I'm watching Neil Breen be Neil Breen.
December 19, 2025 at 8:16 AM
The only problem with getting high and watching a bad movie, is that being high makes me horny as fuck. I don't want to be hard while I'm watching Neil Breen be Neil Breen.
If you feed a grass-type pokemon a berry, is that cannibalism?
December 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
If you feed a grass-type pokemon a berry, is that cannibalism?
TIL: non-resident tuition is a scam, good god, who the fuck. Had to cut back heavily on classes for a semester, should be able to prove residency for fall semester at least.
December 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
TIL: non-resident tuition is a scam, good god, who the fuck. Had to cut back heavily on classes for a semester, should be able to prove residency for fall semester at least.
Finding a course that satisfies 3+ requirements for the major I'm in feels good. Getting an email about signing up for ChatGPT Edu does not.
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Finding a course that satisfies 3+ requirements for the major I'm in feels good. Getting an email about signing up for ChatGPT Edu does not.
After yesterday and MFF, my walking in the last week has been about 40 miles. Sore from it but I’ve definitely made improvements from previous cons, I barely even got a blister.
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
After yesterday and MFF, my walking in the last week has been about 40 miles. Sore from it but I’ve definitely made improvements from previous cons, I barely even got a blister.
This is gonna be a long one.
College Orientation day: wake up, wander around the campus following signs that aren't pointing to where I need to go. Eventually find a massive line of people, did it. I wasn't on the list and they had to go through extra steps to add me. Sit through some pointless
College Orientation day: wake up, wander around the campus following signs that aren't pointing to where I need to go. Eventually find a massive line of people, did it. I wasn't on the list and they had to go through extra steps to add me. Sit through some pointless
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This is gonna be a long one.
College Orientation day: wake up, wander around the campus following signs that aren't pointing to where I need to go. Eventually find a massive line of people, did it. I wasn't on the list and they had to go through extra steps to add me. Sit through some pointless
College Orientation day: wake up, wander around the campus following signs that aren't pointing to where I need to go. Eventually find a massive line of people, did it. I wasn't on the list and they had to go through extra steps to add me. Sit through some pointless
Probably the best MFF I've had, so much to do, so busy the whole time. But ouch, my fucking feet, someone rub them. Bonus points if it turns you on.
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Probably the best MFF I've had, so much to do, so busy the whole time. But ouch, my fucking feet, someone rub them. Bonus points if it turns you on.
I like that they call it arming the doors on a plane, don’t know why they want to give weapons to a band so badly.
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I like that they call it arming the doors on a plane, don’t know why they want to give weapons to a band so badly.
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There’s something to be said about sitting in a room of people you care about and realizing they all care about you just as much and opening your mouth to verbalize that and instead saying “here’s the weirdest kink art I ever found on FurAffinity”
December 8, 2025 at 9:23 AM
There’s something to be said about sitting in a room of people you care about and realizing they all care about you just as much and opening your mouth to verbalize that and instead saying “here’s the weirdest kink art I ever found on FurAffinity”
My mind's telling me yes, but my body is telling me aghhhnn.
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My mind's telling me yes, but my body is telling me aghhhnn.
Fuck, marry, kill: the 3 frames of this hotel painting, my answer in the alt text.
December 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Fuck, marry, kill: the 3 frames of this hotel painting, my answer in the alt text.
The Langoliers got him for sure, he's been in the bathroom since takeoff and we just landed from a 4 hour flight.
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The Langoliers got him for sure, he's been in the bathroom since takeoff and we just landed from a 4 hour flight.
The plan to go to bed late and wake up early has been a success. I feel dead and I'm already ready to go back to sleep, hopefully waking up at 3AM won't be a problem now.
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The plan to go to bed late and wake up early has been a success. I feel dead and I'm already ready to go back to sleep, hopefully waking up at 3AM won't be a problem now.
I've been coding too much recently, I keep trying to end sentences with a semicolon;
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I've been coding too much recently, I keep trying to end sentences with a semicolon;
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Coital Combat, Finish (in) Him!
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Coital Combat, Finish (in) Him!
The dichotomy of family Thanksgiving, sending my family a politically charged "fuck off" followed by eating with my boyfriend's family and talking about aliens.
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The dichotomy of family Thanksgiving, sending my family a politically charged "fuck off" followed by eating with my boyfriend's family and talking about aliens.
I appreciate that dragons in basically all media end up with a crotch bulge.
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I appreciate that dragons in basically all media end up with a crotch bulge.
Realized that I don't mind the noise of living in a downtown area because the people I was living with were loud as fuck AND in the same building as me.
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Realized that I don't mind the noise of living in a downtown area because the people I was living with were loud as fuck AND in the same building as me.
Benadryl-fueled naps hit way harder.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Benadryl-fueled naps hit way harder.
Being horny enough to learn how to draw something is the hottest part of furry porn.
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Being horny enough to learn how to draw something is the hottest part of furry porn.