My name is Lance
@lancep.bsky.social
Musician, ridiculously lucky husband, world’s greatest dad (I have the coffee mug to prove it!)
Which is exactly how we got here.
December 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Which is exactly how we got here.
I miss it so much. My mother in law booked us a holiday cruise so I’m going to see it again in a couple weeks.
December 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I miss it so much. My mother in law booked us a holiday cruise so I’m going to see it again in a couple weeks.
You know, if I had a nickel for every time someone said “you’re too young to walk with a cane” I wouldn’t be rich, but I’d have a whole lot of nickels. Most of the time I try to laugh it off, sometimes though, I graphically tell them why and walk away knowing I ruined their weekend
December 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
You know, if I had a nickel for every time someone said “you’re too young to walk with a cane” I wouldn’t be rich, but I’d have a whole lot of nickels. Most of the time I try to laugh it off, sometimes though, I graphically tell them why and walk away knowing I ruined their weekend
Don’t know what that go daddy shit at the bottom is but I do not endorse
December 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Don’t know what that go daddy shit at the bottom is but I do not endorse
To be fair, the hunger games joke wrote itself
December 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
To be fair, the hunger games joke wrote itself
You are not incorrect.
December 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You are not incorrect.
Exactly! A buddy and I killed a 30 pack of bud building a play set for my kids one summer, didn’t even catch a buzz
December 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Exactly! A buddy and I killed a 30 pack of bud building a play set for my kids one summer, didn’t even catch a buzz
Right?? I seemed to miss that chapter in How to Make Friends and Influence People. Just seems like a dickish move. I mean would you do that at someone’s house?
December 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Right?? I seemed to miss that chapter in How to Make Friends and Influence People. Just seems like a dickish move. I mean would you do that at someone’s house?
Beer snobbery is absolutely insufferable, but also ignorant. One lawn mowing session in July will tell you everything about why certain US brands are popular. Here’s a hint, you’re not reaching for a porter
December 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Beer snobbery is absolutely insufferable, but also ignorant. One lawn mowing session in July will tell you everything about why certain US brands are popular. Here’s a hint, you’re not reaching for a porter
Surprised you don’t roll your own. Not too hard if you have the fridge space. I just can’t stomach buying brisket not destined for the smoker
December 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Surprised you don’t roll your own. Not too hard if you have the fridge space. I just can’t stomach buying brisket not destined for the smoker
Good to know that’s still a thing
December 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Good to know that’s still a thing
Im all about Navy beating Army. Of course, I come from generations (every single member) of United States Naval Service aaannnd I’m married to a soldier
December 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Im all about Navy beating Army. Of course, I come from generations (every single member) of United States Naval Service aaannnd I’m married to a soldier
This is standard confidentiality policy for most substance abuse treatment facilities
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This is standard confidentiality policy for most substance abuse treatment facilities
We got one for our youngest and they loved it. Never used it myself but it made pretty good soda
December 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
We got one for our youngest and they loved it. Never used it myself but it made pretty good soda
I did, she’s really been kicking ass!
December 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I did, she’s really been kicking ass!
Just sent this to my 1L? kid who is taking their property final today so thank you
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Just sent this to my 1L? kid who is taking their property final today so thank you
Points for the white winter ale! Had that last week. Different but tasty
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Points for the white winter ale! Had that last week. Different but tasty
Grilling/BBQ Season runs from New Year’s Day to New Year’s Eve
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Grilling/BBQ Season runs from New Year’s Day to New Year’s Eve