“It’s giving, tree.”

- a member of “Generation Zed”, talking about The Giving Tree, from the book The Giving Tree

how we envisioned the dark future: you wear leather and buy brain stims from a small store in an alley. your wrist computer helps you hack

actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss

Emoji reacts are so good. A friend just told what month he and his wife are expecting their first child, and I did a calendar react 📆 What does that even mean

You will never lick a boot so well and so often that they let you take a turn wearing it.

Ah shit I have to get a dog. I just thought of “Doglas”. Like as a name

My shopping list app has done a spotify wrapped. Let’s just say, September was a pretty light month for bananas in MY kitchen haha what am I like