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Guess if mr meathead gave the shitbot screen control? AND THEN ENTERED HIS FUCKING PASSWORDS. I am glad to have this job but man, I am a professional babysitter.
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Oh, and one more thing.

"Can't you just recall a backup?"

Did shitbot.exe wipe all former generations because colleague.meat.suit told it to "refactor and clean up code" and it did just that like an automated B.O.F.H. ?

YES.
December 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
So instead of this simple refactoring costing us half a days workhours, it now costs us 3 work days for 2 persons.

But it's so cost effective!

Fuck off.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 AM
1. shitbots can't do COBOL for shits*. They neither can read* nor write* even basic functional COBOL to a maintainable standard*.

(* No, not even your favourite one.)
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Todays example: I am rewriting from scratch a 9000line module he fed in its entirety into the shitter (poopilot, none the less) and asked it to refactor and optimize for performance.
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Reposted by landbeyond
Företagsekonomins lagar är relativt enkla att förstå när man satt sig in i dem. Kapital kommer alltid att dras till marknader där man kan få avkastning som överstiger risken. Skolmarknaden är extrem. Få andra ställen erbjuder i princip säkra vinster.

bsky.app/profile/skol...
"Ägarna måste få ränta på de pengar de satsat på verksamheten" hör man ibland. Academedias ägare har skjutit till drygt 2,2 miljarder. Academedias vinst efter räntekostnader men innan skatt är cirka en miljard. Man får nästan 50 % årlig ränta på det insatta kapitalet.

Rimligt? *tråd*
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
yea
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I'm in this story and I'm very underwhelmed.
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The front stickers really could just be my bio.
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Reposted by landbeyond
By the way hard drives don't store your data in one's and zeros and neither do communication lines because you eventually reach the precision gradient of the timing signal where all the ones or zeros consecutively are indistinguishable so they have to encode it in different ones and zeros.
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Surely someone have already created it, but otherwise I suggest the bot named Weird AI Yankovic
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 AM