Guess if mr meathead gave the shitbot screen control? AND THEN ENTERED HIS FUCKING PASSWORDS. I am glad to have this job but man, I am a professional babysitter.

Oh, and one more thing.

"Can't you just recall a backup?"

Did shitbot.exe wipe all former generations because colleague.meat.suit told it to "refactor and clean up code" and it did just that like an automated B.O.F.H. ?

YES.

So instead of this simple refactoring costing us half a days workhours, it now costs us 3 work days for 2 persons.

But it's so cost effective!

Fuck off.

1. shitbots can't do COBOL for shits*. They neither can read* nor write* even basic functional COBOL to a maintainable standard*.

(* No, not even your favourite one.)

Todays example: I am rewriting from scratch a 9000line module he fed in its entirety into the shitter (poopilot, none the less) and asked it to refactor and optimize for performance.

Företagsekonomins lagar är relativt enkla att förstå när man satt sig in i dem. Kapital kommer alltid att dras till marknader där man kan få avkastning som överstiger risken. Skolmarknaden är extrem. Få andra ställen erbjuder i princip säkra vinster.

bsky.app/profile/skol...

yea

I'm in this story and I'm very underwhelmed.

The front stickers really could just be my bio.

By the way hard drives don't store your data in one's and zeros and neither do communication lines because you eventually reach the precision gradient of the timing signal where all the ones or zeros consecutively are indistinguishable so they have to encode it in different ones and zeros.

Surely someone have already created it, but otherwise I suggest the bot named Weird AI Yankovic