Turd Ferguson
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Turd Ferguson
@landlockedtuna.bsky.social
Yea that’s right
s o f capital T
January 23, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Dabo crash out alert system moving to DEFCON 3. Watch this space
Minus some quick comments from Clemson AD Graham Neff, Dabo Swinney has been ranting about this for over 40 minutes now without any questions from reporters.
January 23, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I’ve seen enough. Based on my extensive sociological research, to save America we gotta ban the dodge ram.
January 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM
At this point I am 100% certain his attorneys are grifting him
Drake’s legal team has filed an appeal in his dismissed lawsuit against Universal Music Group, arguing that the judge issued a “dangerous” ruling that rap can't be defamatory
Drake Files Appeal Against Dismissal of ”Not Like Us” Defamation Case
The defamation lawsuit against Universal Music Group was ...
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January 22, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Drinking Keurig coffee is not adult behavior that is for big children
January 22, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Done and dusted. CPB book, confirms what you knew (but also worse, bc moral people have a hard time imaging being so vile). Smoke & ashes tho, that book was lovely and lyrical. Fantastic examination the of opium trade and the cultural echos then and now. also the Boston Brahmin were all drug runners
January 21, 2026 at 4:18 AM
This is Gulf of Tonkin-level bullshit by ownership. This has been the plan forever. stay mad, cheapskates
BREAKING: It's “a 100 percent certainty” that MLB owners will push for a salary cap after Kyle Tucker’s free agency agreement with the Los Angeles Dodgers, a source tells @evandrellich.bsky.social.
January 20, 2026 at 11:30 PM
One of the nicest days at the beach I can remember
January 20, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Elk sausage y’all
January 19, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Reposted by Turd Ferguson
January 18, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Love playoff games decided by “throw fades until you get a PI”
January 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
getting folks out of the river during winter steelhead. big things are Happening
Finally cleaned out the t-shirt drawer enough to add a new one without getting into trouble. Thanks Richard!
January 17, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Reposted by Turd Ferguson
Market-testing terror in small midwest cities like it's a new flavor of Frito-Lay.
January 15, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Watch NYC roll out a program in less than a year that PDX w/ 1/15th the population is in like year 4 of implementation and isnt targeting 100% coverage until 2030.
Last week, we announced a plan to make child care universal. Today, applications are open for pre-K & 3-K. If your child is turning 3 or 4, apply now for the fall at: myschools.nyc
January 14, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Lotta fellas about to get the same christmas present
January 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Never change Costco
January 14, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Need these
January 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Fellas is it leadership to tell your right tackle to “do his fuckin job”
January 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
January 12, 2026 at 4:57 AM
It takes a special kind of asshole to drive past a small, neighborhood protest that is 95% families and kids & flip everyone the bird from the $80k Denali 3500 dually. theres a metaphor in all this, I’m sure
January 11, 2026 at 7:22 PM
some diamonds in the rough at the library
January 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Why does Billy Bob Thornton look like That in those t mobile commercials
January 10, 2026 at 9:48 PM
libertarianism is a fart sniffing, incoherent ideology #1,176
"Protesting the government is morally blameworthy and potentially justifies murder. I'm a libertarian."
January 10, 2026 at 9:07 PM
How many women have died with “fucking bitch” ringing in their ears? Don’t let the misogyny get erased here
January 10, 2026 at 5:42 AM