Brian Larsen
@lanewinree.com
Mostly Seattle sports, beer, and TTRPGs. He/They. Disaster bi.
“… and here’s why Donald Trump is going to personally plow all the streets and fix all the power lines by tomorrow morning”
January 25, 2026 at 6:34 PM
“… and here’s why Donald Trump is going to personally plow all the streets and fix all the power lines by tomorrow morning”
The really do love each other.
January 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
The really do love each other.
Behold one dog who is cold.
January 17, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Behold one dog who is cold.
I'm sorry did they assault that baby while they were busy kidnapping her?????
January 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I'm sorry did they assault that baby while they were busy kidnapping her?????
My wife is awesome. Proud of you Nanci
January 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
My wife is awesome. Proud of you Nanci
Poe, who thinks she’s dainty.
January 8, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Poe, who thinks she’s dainty.
Also behold many manatee
January 2, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Also behold many manatee
I would like to share this picture of a baby manatee my parents captured at Blue Springs National Park today because goddammit awww
January 2, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I would like to share this picture of a baby manatee my parents captured at Blue Springs National Park today because goddammit awww
In a very much just because I can I'm gonna do it, I now have my M3 Macbook extended to five displays thanks to the new Thunderbolt dock I got for Christmas.
December 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
In a very much just because I can I'm gonna do it, I now have my M3 Macbook extended to five displays thanks to the new Thunderbolt dock I got for Christmas.
A boy, his Switch 2, and his dog
December 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
A boy, his Switch 2, and his dog
Something something unlimited power
December 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Something something unlimited power
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
And to all a good night
December 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
And to all a good night
Tomorrow the grandparents are in town which means Owen gets his last birthday present
December 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Tomorrow the grandparents are in town which means Owen gets his last birthday present
The biggest reason Mastodon just does not work as a social platform is I just tried logging back in for the first time in a year and I honestly wouldn’t even know where to start on this prompt.
December 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The biggest reason Mastodon just does not work as a social platform is I just tried logging back in for the first time in a year and I honestly wouldn’t even know where to start on this prompt.
I am very much the last person to raise even the mildest stink to customer service/front desks but uh this was the -second- attempt at getting us a room tonight
December 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I am very much the last person to raise even the mildest stink to customer service/front desks but uh this was the -second- attempt at getting us a room tonight
And in honor of this momentous occasion, a reminder of the best ever Joe Buck related tweet
![Satirical text post of Joe Buck calling a baseball game reading
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4kstoooo23xazoymuwtgkpg6/bafkreietgkflzei3wtculixwp34llvbpusbu37vnvgkgp6hgskjz3lvrqe@jpeg)
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
And in honor of this momentous occasion, a reminder of the best ever Joe Buck related tweet
I love this very sweet, very dumb dog who has a lone solitary brain cell. She’s the absolute best silly thing.
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I love this very sweet, very dumb dog who has a lone solitary brain cell. She’s the absolute best silly thing.
In future news, dad has regrets.
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
In future news, dad has regrets.
A very sleepy dog has found all the blankets to nest in
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A very sleepy dog has found all the blankets to nest in