Brian Larsen
lanewinree.com
Brian Larsen
@lanewinree.com
Mostly Seattle sports, beer, and TTRPGs. He/They. Disaster bi.
Jesus I am still vibrating from that win. Go hawks.
January 26, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I would like to apologize to my spouse @nancipants.bsky.social for having to witness me screaming and running around the house in absolutely deranged fashion after the #Seahawks punched their ticket to the Super Bowl.
January 26, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Gonna apologize in advance, my hometown #Seahawks are playing in the NFC Championship game tonight. Everything is absolutely awful, but I'm gonna take a couple hours to sports (shit)post.

#Seahawks the hashtag to mute, mutuals!
January 25, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Either NFC team is gonna beat the AFC team.
January 25, 2026 at 10:55 PM
*gets everything set up to cook burgers, hot dogs, macaroni, rice, brownies and other things*

I appear to be stress cooking today.
January 25, 2026 at 8:45 PM
You grifting consultant class pundits are SO MAD that those leftists who called this a decade ago were proven to be oh so obviously right.
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
lol. Had an aunt I cut off fifteen years ago somehow find my cell number just to text me that I'm going to suffer something akin to eternal damnation for a couple fairly mild posts objecting to the shit ICE is up to.
January 25, 2026 at 7:10 PM
“… and here’s why Donald Trump is going to personally plow all the streets and fix all the power lines by tomorrow morning”
January 25, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Argh. Deleted that last dunk repost and blocked the person because it's not worth the argument.

I'm just not gonna indulge "but not ALL white people" posts.
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
If nothing else, Minneapolis is exposing the right-wing hypocrisy over everything to a whole bunch of low information or pearl-clutching centrists (unless you're Schumer or Jeffries). ICE sucks, and there's no disputing it now unless you're so far down the MAGA rabbit hole there's no coming back.
January 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Reposted by Brian Larsen
Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Yup. Plenty of us grew up in a world before ICE. It's not needed. It was never needed. Cast it into oblivion never to return.
BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
January 25, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Nancy Kerrigan was no angel.
The media should cover sport the way they cover the state murder of civilians:

‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
January 25, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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when it's so bad the NYT is refusing to both-sides it, you really done fucked up
January 25, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I'm sorry for the sports x politics shitposting it's all I can do right now not to scream until every blood vessel in my body explodes.
January 25, 2026 at 4:11 PM
The call to abolish the home plate umpire strike zone is what cost the centrist Colorado Rockies the NL Central title.
The media should cover sport the way they cover the state murder of civilians:

‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
January 25, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Starting pitchers are racking up strikeouts more than ever, but in this midwest diner, patrons feel lost with the 88MPH fastball gone from the game.
The media should cover sport the way they cover the state murder of civilians:

‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
January 25, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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👀👀👀👀
*Taps the mic*

Is this thing on?
January 25, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Bill Buckner appeared to have misplayed a groundball to first, allegedly allowing the Mets to win.
The media should cover sport the way they cover the state murder of civilians:

‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
January 25, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Felix Hernandez appeared to retire 27 consecutive Tampa Bay Rays batters, which some are calling a Perfect Game.
The media should cover sport the way they cover the state murder of civilians:

‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
January 25, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Edgar Martinez appeared to hit a go-ahead series winning double against the New York Yankees.
The media should cover sport the way they cover the state murder of civilians:

‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
January 25, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Just showed this to the kiddo and he's, well let's put it this way, freaking the ever loving fuck out.
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie – Yoshi First Look Trailer (in theaters April 1st) www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVJd...
January 25, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Owen has gone all-in on the 90s Magic School Bus books and cartoons. This is finally going to push me into either tracking down old hardware or figuring out an emulation solution so he can play the MSB edutainment games and other stuff like those great Broderbund titles.
January 25, 2026 at 2:01 PM
God I'm so glad Owen's school still uses a phonics approach to reading.
January 25, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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"bearing witness to events" literally just means recording what is happening so it cannot be elided or erased in the future, it does not mean you are required to watch execution videos as some duty, stop letting people who don't understand words tell you what to do
January 25, 2026 at 1:16 PM