Secretary of Not Drinking
@langewhopper.bsky.social
not a ceo
when the help walks in on you
December 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
when the help walks in on you
squelching so soon after felching
what is happening
what is happening
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
squelching so soon after felching
what is happening
what is happening
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Beach Bunny Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Beach Bunny Thanksgiving
sorry charley
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
sorry charley
it’s not thanksgiving without
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
it’s not thanksgiving without
Lady Rainicorn!
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Lady Rainicorn!
There is a subset of football guy with awful food takes, we all get mad at them around Thanksgiving.
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
There is a subset of football guy with awful food takes, we all get mad at them around Thanksgiving.
love you non fash fuckers
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
love you non fash fuckers
mainframes forever baby
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
mainframes forever baby
OH SHIT FLORENCE
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
OH SHIT FLORENCE
washing down my naltrexone with a crisp Narragansett Atlantic Light Lager they use only the finest fonts
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
washing down my naltrexone with a crisp Narragansett Atlantic Light Lager they use only the finest fonts
baby elephant, walk down Connecticut and I’ll meet you in Arlington, I have snacks
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
baby elephant, walk down Connecticut and I’ll meet you in Arlington, I have snacks
they call it the “ministerial douchebag” in media circles, it’s a pose only taught in private school
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
they call it the “ministerial douchebag” in media circles, it’s a pose only taught in private school
the aristocrat
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
the aristocrat
If she was on the other side conservatives would roast Helen Andrews for looking like the alien from American Dad, but the left is built different.
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If she was on the other side conservatives would roast Helen Andrews for looking like the alien from American Dad, but the left is built different.
haha fuck em up buzz
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
haha fuck em up buzz