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December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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it is an underrated miracle of the 21st century that we really did massively, massively reduce bullying in schools
My experience as well. So far we're 2-for-2 on kids having a largely bullying/abuse-free middle school experience. Not without bumpy spots of course, but light years away from what I endured.

My hot take: the anti-bullying stuff has really worked, which is why conservatives are pushing back at it.
for what it’s worth I got roped into helping out with my sixth grader’s extracurricular thing so I’ve had more recent contact with middle schoolers who aren’t mine than I usually do, and biased sample/biased reviewer/etc but my verdict is that the kids are all right
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
good lord
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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I have a kid in the Boy Scouts and despite the name of the org and its problematic legacy, it's easily one of the most welcoming organization of its type around right now. Boys, girls, NB. Trans or Cis. The guiding principals of the BSA are now "come as you are" and "every kid deserves to belong"
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
give me the samoan chicken
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
(Me, in NoVA) - hi neighbor, how’s your week going?

“if you ask me any more questions I will throw you in an unmarked van”
Based on the elections a few weeks ago I’d say it’s more like Dems are gonna be a bunch of 45 year olds who spent 10 years living in northern Virginia, speaks fluent Arabic and have odd resume gaps
please study this man's brain in a lab
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Based on the elections a few weeks ago I’d say it’s more like Dems are gonna be a bunch of 45 year olds who spent 10 years living in northern Virginia, speaks fluent Arabic and have odd resume gaps
please study this man's brain in a lab
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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One reason why? Many on the right want to use it again. Libs of TikTok said "We are So Back" after Trump called Walz the r-word. Jack Posobiec, who promoted Pizzagate, said "Trump just officially gave us the word retard back."
www.ms.now/opinion/trum...
Opinion | Trump used an ugly slur against Tim Walz. Many on the right didn't mind.
Eric Garcia: Note how few Republicans have criticized the president's rhetoric.
www.ms.now
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
it’s a great day to mess around on a mainframe I’m just sayin
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
this shot
“.. Wong’s plight — arms raised in anguish and weeping as he stands against the backdrop of what became Hong Kong’s deadliest fire since 1948 — was captured in a Reuters photograph that went viral ..

“.. Wong’s wife is still unaccounted for ..”

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/investigates...
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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A few years ago I got to play a show at Cal Academy right by Claude’s enclosure and would like to retroactively consider it a performance FOR Claude

RIP Pale King
Claude the Albino Alligator Passes Away at Age 30
Beloved Academy icon will be dearly missed.
www.calacademy.org
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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please read this
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The rich would rather occasionally, with fanfare, tip the working class rather than regularly pay a higher fixed tax.
“.. The Dells’ gift extends to children up to 10 years old, though it limits eligibility to those who live in a ZIP code where the median household income is below $150,000.”

@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/b...
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Hey y'all, this is genuinely the last day to support Melissa. You all can help prevent the loss of housing! Any small amount helps!! En masse, it would take so little from everyone. Please support and share if you can. We have been working with her for a while now and can vouch - she is good people!
Show some love for our neighbor!
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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all the homies are getting Nugenix Total-T2 for Christmas because Frank Thomas and Doug Flutie endorse it
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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The entire household is flummoxed by 8.0's homework tonight. What three-syllable word or phrase, presumably legible to a second grader, could be implied by a picture of a plate and a picture of a roast chicken?
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Fundraiser to pay for an emergency kidney procedure, anything helps we have less than $13.4k left to raise in less than 2 weeks to avoid medical debt truly anything helps. Shares and especially generosity would help a lot at this time, we are getting so close to our goal

gofund.me/16ef32cb1
Donate to Support Genc (aka @JucikaDaily, @GENCZILLA), organized by Genczilla V
Fundraiser Update 11/22/2025 Thank you all for the support so far, we're s… Genczilla V needs your support for Support Genc (aka @JucikaDaily, @GENCZILLA)
gofund.me
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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I hate to hand it to RFK, I really do, but "Thank you, and best of luck to you. I'm sorry if you're having a bad time" has got to go down as one of the most eviscerating owns of our entire era
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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A study of recent ICE deployments shows unequivocally that the principal targets are US citizens protesting against ICE, not immigrants. www.brennancenter.org/our-work/res...
ICE Wants to Go After Dissenters as well as Immigrants
The Trump administration is being open about its plans to violate Americans’ First and Fourth Amendment rights.
www.brennancenter.org
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
we should probably do this in dc
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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We must keep calling out those that cave to the Trump Admin, and the latest is Northwestern.

As part of their "deal," NU will pay $75 million, stop vital research, renege on agreements with its students over the war in Gaza, and more.

Throwing your students under the bus to please Trump. Shameful.
Northwestern Agrees to a Deal With Trump Administration
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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dems should start saying that presidential pardons dont apply to international war crimes and in fact implicate the president, no idea if thats true but they should start saying it
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Once again I have been compelled to draw an Absolute Unit.
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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So my book about Howard Zinn’s outsized life comes out August 2026. That’s now official. If you want me to come to your bookstore/library/community center/house party to talk about Zinn’s life and and what teaches us about how to beat back the bastards, please email [email protected]
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM