My brother and I finding out this week we're the only ones in our family who are true blue Aussie citizens with no British citizenship and 95% chance we're Aboriginal.
a man with a beard says " who would ve thought "
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January 29, 2026 at 10:15 AM
My brother and I finding out this week we're the only ones in our family who are true blue Aussie citizens with no British citizenship and 95% chance we're Aboriginal.
Nothing But Thieves played Graveyard Whistling 🥺
January 26, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Nothing But Thieves played Graveyard Whistling 🥺
People really need to stop recommending The Pitt and Grey's Anatomy to me. I already work in a hospital. I can't spend my precious time off watching romanticised TV shows about it. What I need is the delulu ladies from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to take me off the ledge after a rough day.
January 23, 2026 at 5:07 PM
People really need to stop recommending The Pitt and Grey's Anatomy to me. I already work in a hospital. I can't spend my precious time off watching romanticised TV shows about it. What I need is the delulu ladies from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to take me off the ledge after a rough day.
China watching Trump's shenanigans with the EU right now.
January 18, 2026 at 7:14 AM
China watching Trump's shenanigans with the EU right now.
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Seven years we've been together. Five of them married ❤️ I made this playlist for our first date, and I still have it. Completely unchanged. A moment frozen in time. A moment where I didn't realise I was on the precipice of finding my soulmate and my reason for being ❤️ I'll never forget that day ❤️
January 17, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Seven years we've been together. Five of them married ❤️ I made this playlist for our first date, and I still have it. Completely unchanged. A moment frozen in time. A moment where I didn't realise I was on the precipice of finding my soulmate and my reason for being ❤️ I'll never forget that day ❤️
Also, you should definitely marry a man who will wake up at 4am to take 2 trains to meet you at work so you won't fall asleep on the 1.5 hour drive home and will buy you Sky Ferreira (slay queen) tickets around Australia coz you had no one to go with the first time she toured here 💘
January 17, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Also, you should definitely marry a man who will wake up at 4am to take 2 trains to meet you at work so you won't fall asleep on the 1.5 hour drive home and will buy you Sky Ferreira (slay queen) tickets around Australia coz you had no one to go with the first time she toured here 💘
Anyway, what's really crazy about life is one day you're 19 years old lying on the pavement in your backyard listening to Thunder Road by Bruce Springsteen dreaming of escaping your life. Next minute you're 34 and living the best life with your soulmate. It gets better.
January 17, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Anyway, what's really crazy about life is one day you're 19 years old lying on the pavement in your backyard listening to Thunder Road by Bruce Springsteen dreaming of escaping your life. Next minute you're 34 and living the best life with your soulmate. It gets better.
Tomorrow will be 5 years since we got married in a registry office wearing Jackie Daytona shirts before getting drunk on kalimotxos at a bar we went to on 50 million dates beforehand.
January 17, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Tomorrow will be 5 years since we got married in a registry office wearing Jackie Daytona shirts before getting drunk on kalimotxos at a bar we went to on 50 million dates beforehand.
and thinking "that dude would make a great husband to someone but it won't ever be me" coz I was against marriage plus I genuinely thought I would never see him again. Turns out he had already sent me a text asking to see me again.
January 17, 2026 at 4:48 PM
and thinking "that dude would make a great husband to someone but it won't ever be me" coz I was against marriage plus I genuinely thought I would never see him again. Turns out he had already sent me a text asking to see me again.
7 years ago Adam and I became a couple. It was one of the weirdest phases of my life aka Dogs on a Thursday night and navigating my way through a fuck ton of grief. I remember dropping him home after our first "date" after telling him the craziest stories that I'd never told anyone ever before
January 17, 2026 at 4:38 PM
7 years ago Adam and I became a couple. It was one of the weirdest phases of my life aka Dogs on a Thursday night and navigating my way through a fuck ton of grief. I remember dropping him home after our first "date" after telling him the craziest stories that I'd never told anyone ever before
Is your family lore normal fucked up or Blue October fucked up?
January 16, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Is your family lore normal fucked up or Blue October fucked up?
When you've booked your Iceland trip but you're an underpaid nurse so this will be your lagoon fit
January 12, 2026 at 7:02 PM
When you've booked your Iceland trip but you're an underpaid nurse so this will be your lagoon fit
Is it weird to go to a party for a friend in my old ward who is leaving to come to my ward?
January 11, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Is it weird to go to a party for a friend in my old ward who is leaving to come to my ward?
Wie ben jij? Ik ben een god
Ik weet zeker, jij hebt zeven pillen op
Suck my dick, bitch
Suck my dick, bitch
Suck my dick, bitch
Ik weet zeker, jij hebt zeven pillen op
Suck my dick, bitch
Suck my dick, bitch
Suck my dick, bitch
January 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Wie ben jij? Ik ben een god
Ik weet zeker, jij hebt zeven pillen op
Suck my dick, bitch
Suck my dick, bitch
Suck my dick, bitch
Ik weet zeker, jij hebt zeven pillen op
Suck my dick, bitch
Suck my dick, bitch
Suck my dick, bitch
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I don't understand how a group of people who denounce science, ethics, humanity, law and common decency can be seen as good? The level of ignorance needed to not be able to access any of the information we have that warns against and disproves the entire cult that is MAGA is astounding. Cunts fucked
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I don't understand how a group of people who denounce science, ethics, humanity, law and common decency can be seen as good? The level of ignorance needed to not be able to access any of the information we have that warns against and disproves the entire cult that is MAGA is astounding. Cunts fucked
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It's absolutely insane, as a bystander, to watch as people who call for basic human rights be denounced as terrorists. While people calling for the kidnapping of citizens, and applauding the murder of anyone with slightly pigmented skin are seen as the good guys? America, you cunts are fucked!
January 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
It's absolutely insane, as a bystander, to watch as people who call for basic human rights be denounced as terrorists. While people calling for the kidnapping of citizens, and applauding the murder of anyone with slightly pigmented skin are seen as the good guys? America, you cunts are fucked!
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It's absolutely insane, as a bystander, to watch as people who call for basic human rights be denounced as terrorists. While people calling for the kidnapping of citizens, and applauding the murder of anyone with slightly pigmented skin are seen as the good guys? America, you cunts are fucked!
January 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
It's absolutely insane, as a bystander, to watch as people who call for basic human rights be denounced as terrorists. While people calling for the kidnapping of citizens, and applauding the murder of anyone with slightly pigmented skin are seen as the good guys? America, you cunts are fucked!
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We have enough evidence to have a good idea of what's coming next. The world needs to apply sanctions to the US and leave them as an isolated state. Choke the global power away until the threat has passed. If we follow them down this rabbit hole, we will end up counting the casualties.
January 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
We have enough evidence to have a good idea of what's coming next. The world needs to apply sanctions to the US and leave them as an isolated state. Choke the global power away until the threat has passed. If we follow them down this rabbit hole, we will end up counting the casualties.
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We have enough evidence to have a good idea of what's coming next. The world needs to apply sanctions to the US and leave them as an isolated state. Choke the global power away until the threat has passed. If we follow them down this rabbit hole, we will end up counting the casualties.
January 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
We have enough evidence to have a good idea of what's coming next. The world needs to apply sanctions to the US and leave them as an isolated state. Choke the global power away until the threat has passed. If we follow them down this rabbit hole, we will end up counting the casualties.
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Genuine question, but how is what we're seeing in the US any different from the fall of the Roman senate to Julius Caeser? A populist using force to take total power. Along with the use of propaganda and the suppression of dissenters. We're witnessing the death of the US as we know it.
January 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Genuine question, but how is what we're seeing in the US any different from the fall of the Roman senate to Julius Caeser? A populist using force to take total power. Along with the use of propaganda and the suppression of dissenters. We're witnessing the death of the US as we know it.
Joost in December 🤩
January 8, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Joost in December 🤩
It's easier for me to get closer to heaven than ever feel whole again.
January 6, 2026 at 11:03 PM
It's easier for me to get closer to heaven than ever feel whole again.
As lame as it sounds it's days like today that make me so grateful that I have Adam and the time we get together ❤️
January 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
As lame as it sounds it's days like today that make me so grateful that I have Adam and the time we get together ❤️
My bank blocking my card for suspicious activity coz I booked a flight to Estonia and a hotel in Phantasialand at 2am. Yes sir, that was me. It was all me 🥲
December 27, 2025 at 10:49 AM
My bank blocking my card for suspicious activity coz I booked a flight to Estonia and a hotel in Phantasialand at 2am. Yes sir, that was me. It was all me 🥲
Europe trip booked again. Hell yeahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Already can't wait to be back in Iceland 🥹
December 24, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Europe trip booked again. Hell yeahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Already can't wait to be back in Iceland 🥹