Its coz they know no one wants to remain a citizen once they move out here. Then making it more expensive to renounce your citizenship than getting a damn passport. Get fucked 😂 We're gonna have to do that blood test. My great grandmother was Aboriginal so... 😅
January 29, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Its coz they know no one wants to remain a citizen once they move out here. Then making it more expensive to renounce your citizenship than getting a damn passport. Get fucked 😂 We're gonna have to do that blood test. My great grandmother was Aboriginal so... 😅
I was not expecting them to play Graveyard Whistling last night 😫
January 27, 2026 at 6:29 AM
I was not expecting them to play Graveyard Whistling last night 😫
Dorit is awful but it was great seeing someone inside Kyle's circle hold her feet to the fire. I hope Dorit does that again this season 😂 That woman hated Kyle from the get go. It was amazing! They should bring back everyone Kyle has targeted for a season 😂
January 25, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Dorit is awful but it was great seeing someone inside Kyle's circle hold her feet to the fire. I hope Dorit does that again this season 😂 That woman hated Kyle from the get go. It was amazing! They should bring back everyone Kyle has targeted for a season 😂
I will never be a Kyle fan affer the way she treated LVP when her brother committed suicide. GOODBYE KYLE! Bloody Boy George 😂 Remember when they all thought that woman had put a curse on them coz those random words appeared as Kyle's computer screensaver? That's the kind of delulu I need 😂
January 25, 2026 at 9:11 AM
I will never be a Kyle fan affer the way she treated LVP when her brother committed suicide. GOODBYE KYLE! Bloody Boy George 😂 Remember when they all thought that woman had put a curse on them coz those random words appeared as Kyle's computer screensaver? That's the kind of delulu I need 😂
Exactly! I need to watch rich women argue about how awful it is to suggest they allow cocaine in their house coz they have young children living there. Especially when Boy George is a regular visitor!!! And Kyle's "just a friend" singing about having sex on a kitchen floor at a suicide benefit 😂
January 24, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Exactly! I need to watch rich women argue about how awful it is to suggest they allow cocaine in their house coz they have young children living there. Especially when Boy George is a regular visitor!!! And Kyle's "just a friend" singing about having sex on a kitchen floor at a suicide benefit 😂
They're actually nothing like being on the floor. Coz no one wants to watch a show where a burnt out nurse rings a doctor for 8 hours asking if they still want a patient to discharge. What I want to watch is Kathy Hilton making the most inappropriate comments at dinner parties.
January 24, 2026 at 4:26 AM
They're actually nothing like being on the floor. Coz no one wants to watch a show where a burnt out nurse rings a doctor for 8 hours asking if they still want a patient to discharge. What I want to watch is Kathy Hilton making the most inappropriate comments at dinner parties.
Just googling Bob Katter and reading the latest news makes me laugh. He says the craziest shit and people up north bloody love him 😂 It's literally like Dogs on a Thursday 😂 I still remember the story of Russell waving at some bogans driving past on his first trip here and they gave him the finger 😂
January 22, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Just googling Bob Katter and reading the latest news makes me laugh. He says the craziest shit and people up north bloody love him 😂 It's literally like Dogs on a Thursday 😂 I still remember the story of Russell waving at some bogans driving past on his first trip here and they gave him the finger 😂
Well right now it's those 4 shark attacks in Sydney that needs addressing. Who is gonna stop the bull sharks in the harbour? 😂 Alcohol and a sausage sizzle? We could never deny that 😂 They don't have clothes lines so no goon of fortune for them 🥲
January 22, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Well right now it's those 4 shark attacks in Sydney that needs addressing. Who is gonna stop the bull sharks in the harbour? 😂 Alcohol and a sausage sizzle? We could never deny that 😂 They don't have clothes lines so no goon of fortune for them 🥲
Who could forget Katter's nonsensical rambling about gay marriage and boys being made to wear dresses to school? 😂 I still think it's hilarious only we took our alcohol to the streets like mate of course we're having our hotdog with booze. Should've done a shoey and watched their heads explode 😂
January 22, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Who could forget Katter's nonsensical rambling about gay marriage and boys being made to wear dresses to school? 😂 I still think it's hilarious only we took our alcohol to the streets like mate of course we're having our hotdog with booze. Should've done a shoey and watched their heads explode 😂
No, I think it's ICE he's sending to that Seal 😂 I just noticed that Murdoch media outlets here are referring to him as TACO Trump. He's even losing those guys 😂
January 22, 2026 at 4:54 AM
No, I think it's ICE he's sending to that Seal 😂 I just noticed that Murdoch media outlets here are referring to him as TACO Trump. He's even losing those guys 😂
They know they're about to be hit with some comedy gold for the history books 😂 yep, you're just trying to have a meal and across the room there's a table of Americans staring at you saying "I think they're Australian." Probably wondering how we escaped those covid camps 😂
January 22, 2026 at 4:43 AM
They know they're about to be hit with some comedy gold for the history books 😂 yep, you're just trying to have a meal and across the room there's a table of Americans staring at you saying "I think they're Australian." Probably wondering how we escaped those covid camps 😂
This explains why he put tariffs on the penguins and seals 😂 one question I really want to ask is where does posting AI pictures on Truth Social sit on the fake news spectrum? It isn't Fox News, Twitter or Facebook so it's a hard one to judge.
January 22, 2026 at 4:23 AM
This explains why he put tariffs on the penguins and seals 😂 one question I really want to ask is where does posting AI pictures on Truth Social sit on the fake news spectrum? It isn't Fox News, Twitter or Facebook so it's a hard one to judge.
They're probably at the point where they're like "oh shit it's this guy again" and just expect it. Just like us when we heard American accents overseas. Remember those Americans being like "oh wow you guys have laws over there?" 🙄
January 22, 2026 at 4:16 AM
They're probably at the point where they're like "oh shit it's this guy again" and just expect it. Just like us when we heard American accents overseas. Remember those Americans being like "oh wow you guys have laws over there?" 🙄
Every time he hears "noot noot" he mistakes it for nuke nuke and thinks "fuck I need Greenland/Iceland/Greenhills Adventure Park"
January 22, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Every time he hears "noot noot" he mistakes it for nuke nuke and thinks "fuck I need Greenland/Iceland/Greenhills Adventure Park"
Somehow he switched teletubbies out to truth social 😂
January 22, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Somehow he switched teletubbies out to truth social 😂
I would've been crying from laughing. But I guess they're worried this guy is in charge of a country with nukes.
January 22, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I would've been crying from laughing. But I guess they're worried this guy is in charge of a country with nukes.
They probably do that when he's at home. He gets his hands on the phone when his carer goes on break. His voters are the reason why you see the US language option next to the English one on overseas tours. It's hard to understand words like colour/mum.
January 22, 2026 at 2:56 AM
They probably do that when he's at home. He gets his hands on the phone when his carer goes on break. His voters are the reason why you see the US language option next to the English one on overseas tours. It's hard to understand words like colour/mum.
It's actually not far off Leslie Nielsen's UN speech in Scary Movie. Imagine sitting in the crowd listening to this guy waffle on.
January 22, 2026 at 2:25 AM
It's actually not far off Leslie Nielsen's UN speech in Scary Movie. Imagine sitting in the crowd listening to this guy waffle on.
@pikkaa95.bsky.social holy shit. It's actually giving racist grandpa with dementia fighting a pad change during a full moon 😅
January 21, 2026 at 9:03 PM
@pikkaa95.bsky.social holy shit. It's actually giving racist grandpa with dementia fighting a pad change during a full moon 😅
You can already see Chris walking out asking "Saved any pizza for me?" And in the middle of that question 15 other government officials will rock up to meet the decoy.
January 20, 2026 at 10:18 AM
You can already see Chris walking out asking "Saved any pizza for me?" And in the middle of that question 15 other government officials will rock up to meet the decoy.
We need a Chris Hansen Epstein Files series. Imagine who else they could've caught if they kept running To Catch a Predator.
January 20, 2026 at 9:11 AM
We need a Chris Hansen Epstein Files series. Imagine who else they could've caught if they kept running To Catch a Predator.