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lantispitfire.bsky.social
@lantispitfire.bsky.social
Per a friend: "deals drugs, makes booze, and takes pictures of skeletons". No shoes, yes ESC, general chaos
Last minute knitting project, but I've been marked safe from the Yule cat!
December 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Y'all we made it to the darkest night and the shortest day. We'll be getting more sun soon
December 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I steamed a figgy pudding (there are no figs, but plenty of dates) and set it on fire
December 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Burlington pride!
September 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
September 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The vendor of this brand of pill organizer clearly thought this through /s
August 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Various birds seen in yh city
August 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Various birds seen in yh city
August 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Given this was the least expensive instant coffee a the halal store...

Soldi soldi 👏👏
July 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Used my last spoons of the day to rack off half a gallon of mead (technically, braggot).

Told my coworker I have too much drink at home and he offered to help me drink some. Bringing it to work in an empty Pringles can though, since I don't want anyone getting in trouble
June 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
June 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I was gifted a pack of expired momofuku branded noodles (because noodles don't go bad), and it turns out that the noodles are a scam - this is just individually packed white noodles.

For $11 you can get 5 individual packs, or 5# of bulk noodles.

Maybe the cost is in the sauce?
May 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Wasp.
May 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The tale of the Lesbian Hunter, by Vinny Marchi

I'm glad I had the opportunity to see him perform live in person last night, it's still sinking in
April 30, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Post a photo of a bus from your camera roll

Does the inside of a greyhound count?
April 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It got really hot in the pharmacy the other day so I had to remove my sweater, probably pissed off a bunch of conservatives but there were no fucks to give
April 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Yep, date mead is in the works.

1 gallon batch, about 1# of dates, 1# Costco wildflower honey, qs 1 gallon with water. Praying nothing explodes on me
April 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Anyways here's an alien enjoying a bowl of French onion soup
April 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
March 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You have died from eating the cake.
March 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Shamrocks, vs. sham rocks
March 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My new ink today!

A chicken nugget with a face (resembling Plank from Ed Edd and Eddy), sitting in a paper bag with some fries on the side

So I can feel like a chicken nugget and show people too
March 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Happy pi day, I got some egg tarts from a Chinese bakery in Boston
March 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The Green Dragon is a real place!
March 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Yksi, kaksi, kolme, sauna
March 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM