The Ahrens
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The guy who put a 19 year old named Big Balls in charge of gutting key government services: “experience matters when lives are at stake”
December 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The guy who put a 19 year old named Big Balls in charge of gutting key government services: “experience matters when lives are at stake”
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staffer: you talked to the little girls?
trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked
staffer: what
trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked
staffer: what
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
staffer: you talked to the little girls?
trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked
staffer: what
trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked
staffer: what
They have been way too OPI happy in this Detroit Pittsburgh game.
December 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
They have been way too OPI happy in this Detroit Pittsburgh game.
Libertarians claim to be smarter than everyone but then they come up with these dumbass ideas and you know everything they stand for is full of shit.
Rand Paul: "My plan is this -- let people on the Obamacare market, which is about 4% of America, a small number of people, let them buy their insurance through Costco, Sam's Club, Amazon ... "
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Libertarians claim to be smarter than everyone but then they come up with these dumbass ideas and you know everything they stand for is full of shit.
Start with your healthcare Ronnie. Once you consumer it to your liking you can roll out that plan to me. 🙄
Ron Johnson: "Obamacare has caused this consolidation. The solution is consumerism. Free market competition."
December 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Start with your healthcare Ronnie. Once you consumer it to your liking you can roll out that plan to me. 🙄
Kyle Pitts is winning people consolation brackets tonight.
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Kyle Pitts is winning people consolation brackets tonight.
These guys are, and I mean this with all sincerity, fucking dumbasses
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
These guys are, and I mean this with all sincerity, fucking dumbasses
He’s got mouths to feed.
YESSSSSSSSSSS I NEED IT
Garafolo: Philip Rivers to visit with the Colts Tuesday.
December 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
He’s got mouths to feed.
This hit the over and covered.
So this is a sad field goal, right?
The Raiders with a field goal as time expires ... and the Raiders lose to the Broncos 24-17
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This hit the over and covered.
How many 5-7 teams are getting into bowl games?
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
How many 5-7 teams are getting into bowl games?
So much energy.
images of Trump dozing during today's cabinet meeting
(Chip Somodevilla/Getty & Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)
(Chip Somodevilla/Getty & Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
So much energy.
Wearing a representative Matt Gaetz jacket to boot.
get a load of the "journalist" asking questions at the Pentagon press briefing
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Wearing a representative Matt Gaetz jacket to boot.
What wild times where this post has to exist.
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
What wild times where this post has to exist.
That’s Daniel Tosh. Real Lane Kiffin is still in Oxford.
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
That’s Daniel Tosh. Real Lane Kiffin is still in Oxford.
NHL Overtime has devolved into stupid hockey.
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
NHL Overtime has devolved into stupid hockey.
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Imagine organizing your whole life around a movie whose central point you missed.
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino "also revered Starship Troopers, Robert Heinlein's 1959 military sci-fi classic about an interstellar war between humans and alien bugs - a book his sister says he still reads to this day."
An endless amount of deranged details in this interview with Greg Bovino's sister, but most notably that his uncle produced the Jack Nicholson movie The Border and the depiction of the agent as corrupt radicalized him as a 12-yr-old.
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Imagine organizing your whole life around a movie whose central point you missed.
This is the dumbest fucking shit ever. Unless you also plan on proposing a public option. Which the aren’t.
Cassidy: "The president is proposing that we take the $26b that would be going to insurance companies if we just do an extension and give it directly to the American people in which 100% of the money is used for them to purchase healthcare on their own terms. That makes them an informed consumer."
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This is the dumbest fucking shit ever. Unless you also plan on proposing a public option. Which the aren’t.
Overtime hockey is so boring this way.
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Overtime hockey is so boring this way.
Which is wild because that man is bullet proof.
Whatever Trump is desperately covering up about Epstein, it’s clearly so bad that he thinks it could destroy him
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Which is wild because that man is bullet proof.
Literally insurance works the opposite. You pool your resources with as many people as possible so that you can pay less to cover everyone.
Just negotiating by yourself is the number way to get your worst rate or coverage or both.
Just negotiating by yourself is the number way to get your worst rate or coverage or both.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Literally insurance works the opposite. You pool your resources with as many people as possible so that you can pay less to cover everyone.
Just negotiating by yourself is the number way to get your worst rate or coverage or both.
Just negotiating by yourself is the number way to get your worst rate or coverage or both.
Fetterman went from awesome to milquetoast real quick. I know he had medical situations but my lord the flip has been drastic.
Hell yeah brother
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Fetterman went from awesome to milquetoast real quick. I know he had medical situations but my lord the flip has been drastic.
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listen there was simply no way to know that Brian Kelly would be extremely unpleasant to deal with
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
listen there was simply no way to know that Brian Kelly would be extremely unpleasant to deal with
He gave us the answer to “who is going to pay for it” we have great ideas but we don’t want to tip our hands
BARTIROMO: How do you want this to play out once the ACA subsidies expire?
DR OZ: We have lots of great ideas, but I don't want to show our cards. As the president often says, why would I telegraph to you what we're gonna do?
DR OZ: We have lots of great ideas, but I don't want to show our cards. As the president often says, why would I telegraph to you what we're gonna do?
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
He gave us the answer to “who is going to pay for it” we have great ideas but we don’t want to tip our hands