What is Spotify even in about? I hate AI so much.

muppet chappell roan would be like “it’s a femininenah mahna”

This is Phyllis. She has the unique ability to nap standing up. And an even unique-er ability to do it right on top of her human's face. 14/10

It’s only Wednesday night but the events of the week thus far have convinced me beyond any reasonable doubt that more Americans need to eat kimchi

Three things are true:

1) Green bell peppers are just crunchy water.

2) Poblanos are what green bell peppers should be.

3) Any dish that utilizes green bell peppers would be made better by substituting poblanos.

This is the first year my number one isn’t Harry Styles,He needs to put out new music to get his way back to the top (please Harry please new music)

As a food writer I feel it's important to report that sometimes the solution to your problems is eating as much mac and cheese as physically possible

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.