LaserP
@laserp.bsky.social
20s, Anime, Games, and Random BS, idk
And i said what about second breakfast at tiffany's
December 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
And i said what about second breakfast at tiffany's
What if you scanned agent 47's head barcode and it actually scanned for like a pineapple fanta or something
December 27, 2025 at 6:42 AM
What if you scanned agent 47's head barcode and it actually scanned for like a pineapple fanta or something
A year ago my cat died and i started making stupid shitposts to distract myself. Pain makes you funny, pinch a nerve or something idk
December 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
A year ago my cat died and i started making stupid shitposts to distract myself. Pain makes you funny, pinch a nerve or something idk
Anxiety's got my bouncing my leg in the most rhythmic of fashions that would make niel peart proud
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Anxiety's got my bouncing my leg in the most rhythmic of fashions that would make niel peart proud
Gettin an osteoporosis shawty so i can crack all bones with the one plap to rule them all
Gettin a diabetic shawty so I can suck on that one toe
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Gettin an osteoporosis shawty so i can crack all bones with the one plap to rule them all
You know british programmers are depressed because they're always making sad inits
December 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You know british programmers are depressed because they're always making sad inits
Women can code me like a program on a computer but my compiler is stupid and they have to debug me, sorry women
December 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Women can code me like a program on a computer but my compiler is stupid and they have to debug me, sorry women
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Im so shy i cant even ask women i like for a paintjob
December 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Im so shy i cant even ask women i like for a paintjob
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My biggest issue with gacha games is that I believe every woman is a five-star ultra rare limited pull.
December 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My biggest issue with gacha games is that I believe every woman is a five-star ultra rare limited pull.
New type of guy: billionaire whose bank flags buying out a company for a lot of money as fraudulent and he has to call them to pleaaaaase please please let him buy it
December 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
New type of guy: billionaire whose bank flags buying out a company for a lot of money as fraudulent and he has to call them to pleaaaaase please please let him buy it
Im not arguing with a woman turned 90 degrees to the right, whatever you say clit eastward
December 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Im not arguing with a woman turned 90 degrees to the right, whatever you say clit eastward
You know what they say: the grass is always wiener on the other side
December 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You know what they say: the grass is always wiener on the other side
You think you're getting through tour backlog just fine and then BOOM: minecraft modpack you forgot you liked comes back into your life
December 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
You think you're getting through tour backlog just fine and then BOOM: minecraft modpack you forgot you liked comes back into your life
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meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
December 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Sorry taco bell employees, just rolled my first tortilla and i understand...
December 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Sorry taco bell employees, just rolled my first tortilla and i understand...
Honestly at this point if my choices of succ were succubus or success id probably choose success, well i guess this is growing up
December 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Honestly at this point if my choices of succ were succubus or success id probably choose success, well i guess this is growing up
All it took for people to realise the free games on epic are a scam is for a game that supports a bad person be put on it. Goes to show that no one cares how bad something is until it visibly affects them negatively
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
All it took for people to realise the free games on epic are a scam is for a game that supports a bad person be put on it. Goes to show that no one cares how bad something is until it visibly affects them negatively
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I hope his peace is contagious
December 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I hope his peace is contagious
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Golf is inherently a flawed sport. If having less points is better, than the only winning move is not to play
December 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Golf is inherently a flawed sport. If having less points is better, than the only winning move is not to play
Oh i get it... IT guys go from nerds to awkward sports fans so they don't immediately die when they utter the phrase "i have tickets"
December 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Oh i get it... IT guys go from nerds to awkward sports fans so they don't immediately die when they utter the phrase "i have tickets"
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Are we human?
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December 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Are we human?
or
or
Reddit gamers opinions are all backwards. In what world is the trailer of dead island good? In what world is the gameplay of mass effect 1 bad? In what world is mass effect 2 the best one? These people do not play games
December 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Reddit gamers opinions are all backwards. In what world is the trailer of dead island good? In what world is the gameplay of mass effect 1 bad? In what world is mass effect 2 the best one? These people do not play games
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If I was a cat I'd be like mrrrpmrrr mrrrow mrrrr mrrrrr and then I would sleep on your keyboard
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
If I was a cat I'd be like mrrrpmrrr mrrrow mrrrr mrrrrr and then I would sleep on your keyboard