LaserswordGoblin
@laserswordgoblin.bsky.social
Ashley Michael G.M.
Writer, gamer, lightsaber enthusiast.
I am also a stealthy, go-quickly-into-the-underbrush, Jedi.
Pronouns pending. Currently no preference.
Nothing specific, no schedule, and no mic.
twitch.tv/laserswordgoblin
Writer, gamer, lightsaber enthusiast.
I am also a stealthy, go-quickly-into-the-underbrush, Jedi.
Pronouns pending. Currently no preference.
Nothing specific, no schedule, and no mic.
twitch.tv/laserswordgoblin
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It is a new year so as I am contractually obligated to do every year...
I am afraid to tell you...
You've just....
I am afraid to tell you...
You've just....
January 7, 2026 at 12:16 AM
It is a new year so as I am contractually obligated to do every year...
I am afraid to tell you...
You've just....
I am afraid to tell you...
You've just....
This is dog adjacent, I suppose.
January 1, 2026 at 9:50 PM
This is dog adjacent, I suppose.
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STOP. OPTING. ME. INTO. SHIT.
December 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
STOP. OPTING. ME. INTO. SHIT.
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Every time a trans actor books work, that is a step forward. Not backwards.
Those of you who see things otherwise should turn the fuck around.
Those of you who see things otherwise should turn the fuck around.
December 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Every time a trans actor books work, that is a step forward. Not backwards.
Those of you who see things otherwise should turn the fuck around.
Those of you who see things otherwise should turn the fuck around.
Someone at d&d yesterday (in character): I leave a trail of blood wherever I go.
Me (also in character, probably): They make pads for that.
#SorryNotAboutPettingDogs
Me (also in character, probably): They make pads for that.
#SorryNotAboutPettingDogs
December 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Someone at d&d yesterday (in character): I leave a trail of blood wherever I go.
Me (also in character, probably): They make pads for that.
#SorryNotAboutPettingDogs
Me (also in character, probably): They make pads for that.
#SorryNotAboutPettingDogs
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If you've ever said that you support trans people, it's time to take a stand. It's time to prove that you care more about your trans friends than you do for Fortnite and Harry Potter. Show them you won't stand for Fortnite putting money into the pockets of bigots running anti-trans orgs.
🪄✨ BREAKING: #FortniteWinterfest 2025 Harry Potter crossover CONFIRMED!
Stay tune for more updates at tinyurl.com/56y9bxe4
Patch 39.11 December 18
#Fortnite #HarryPotter #FortniteSkin #WinterfestEvent
#FortniteCrossover #GamingTrends #HarryPotterFortnite #Baskingamer
Stay tune for more updates at tinyurl.com/56y9bxe4
Patch 39.11 December 18
#Fortnite #HarryPotter #FortniteSkin #WinterfestEvent
#FortniteCrossover #GamingTrends #HarryPotterFortnite #Baskingamer
December 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If you've ever said that you support trans people, it's time to take a stand. It's time to prove that you care more about your trans friends than you do for Fortnite and Harry Potter. Show them you won't stand for Fortnite putting money into the pockets of bigots running anti-trans orgs.
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December 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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An actual pause button, like LucasArts adventure games had. Hit the button and you pause the game anywhere, in the middle of a cutscene, line of dialogue, anything. Hit it again and the game resumes. Not a "skip cutscene and open menu" button, a pause button. People have animals, kids and partners
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
An actual pause button, like LucasArts adventure games had. Hit the button and you pause the game anywhere, in the middle of a cutscene, line of dialogue, anything. Hit it again and the game resumes. Not a "skip cutscene and open menu" button, a pause button. People have animals, kids and partners
Continuing to wear a mask in public is great because, in addition to the health benefits, it allows me to hide the idiotic grin I get every time I get hit with a random wave of euphoria.
It happens more and more often.
If I was not masking, I feel like people would think I have gone insane.
It happens more and more often.
If I was not masking, I feel like people would think I have gone insane.
October 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Continuing to wear a mask in public is great because, in addition to the health benefits, it allows me to hide the idiotic grin I get every time I get hit with a random wave of euphoria.
It happens more and more often.
If I was not masking, I feel like people would think I have gone insane.
It happens more and more often.
If I was not masking, I feel like people would think I have gone insane.
August 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
August 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I just recently learned that this was available on the merch store and can only be purchased by people that have hit Mastery Rank 30 (as confirmed by login).
Anyway, I have one now.
#Warframe
Anyway, I have one now.
#Warframe
July 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I just recently learned that this was available on the merch store and can only be purchased by people that have hit Mastery Rank 30 (as confirmed by login).
Anyway, I have one now.
#Warframe
Anyway, I have one now.
#Warframe
I can pet that dog!
(Kinda... and also, not really a dog. Not even dog-shaped...)
#Kena:BridgeofSpirits
(Kinda... and also, not really a dog. Not even dog-shaped...)
#Kena:BridgeofSpirits
June 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I can pet that dog!
(Kinda... and also, not really a dog. Not even dog-shaped...)
#Kena:BridgeofSpirits
(Kinda... and also, not really a dog. Not even dog-shaped...)
#Kena:BridgeofSpirits
April 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
February 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
February 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM