I'm a shoes off person. My Husband tracks dirt through the house. In 15 years I haven't managed to break him of the habit. 😡

He was hungry!

I think my lack of faith was indicated early when my favorite part of midnight service was spotting who'd rolled in drunk from the pub.

I would also accept this because far less games with 9 and 10pm starts.

Ok, that's enough Internet for today.

English *is* my native language and I've been called out on using words that are non-standard but common in my dialect. I was 22 years old and submitting papers to journals before I discovered some words I'd used my whole life weren't "English."

Is it like an eigenvector? Not gonna lie, still don't really understand.

I saw something about a plan in the works to fork Firefox....waterfox?

I feel like hiring one of those to drive around New England.

Same (without the kids but with a flock of chickens).

My brain immediately went "Scottish Blend, made for soft water." I don't even like tea, the power of childhood advertising 😂.

We've had a miserably cold December and our house is heated with an air source heat pump and backup electric. I'm dreading seeing the bill.

I was 37 for several years. I wasn't trying to hide my age, I just forgot.

I'm trying to use it to get the dog over his fear of hockey. So far it isn't really working.