That's impressive, it is basically the only thing I remember about the movie

Feel this. This calendar year is the least Online I've been since starting to make video essays and it's done wonders for literally everything about my life INCLUDING the videos, but it's obviously not a very lucrative business model 😭

It's silly when words follow the cadence of a sentence but don't actually mean anything! It's interesting to hear a computer try its best to sound like people and it's funny to see how wrong it gets it! Let me laugh at that without risking implying that no human should bother writing a joke again!

(Obligatory acknowledgement, it doesn't feel great asking for money right now! People who can support me directly make all of my work possible and less dependent on shilling for other people's products but that doesn't have to be every viewer! Non-paywalled stuff is in the works I promise!)

💜💜💜 means so much coming from you!!

It's actually a Videomic Go (just for backup in case of any funny business) but it is Rode!

(I have nothing against her or anyone who loves her, the music just doesn't really hit for me as a rule! I've tried so hard! This is the first time I haven't had to try and it's hitting way harder than any time I've sat with it and eventually halfway gotten there! The vibes are weird over here!!)

Yeah the most cogent "fraud" argument I've seen is I guess she said some misleading things about the work history of an editor she hired, as if that's a thing people regularly give major consideration when deciding whether to pre-order a book!!!

Anyway my only contribution to the mess is that y'all fuckers need the library.

Surely there's something more to it, I say to myself! But there is not! A person who is good at making TikToks turned out not to be very good at writing novels despite making many TikToks about the novel they were writing! Call Scotland Yard! We must get to the bottom of this!

(Not that anyone's checking and just fucking saying so is absolutely the ethical thing to do since it's not like it's a 2021 type limited supply situation, but if you, like me, feel some type of way about it anyway, this is an option that is available to you.)

I would put myself in that category and I liked it a lot!

There are things I'd wait 3 hours for but none of them are scare mazes.

(for those keeping score yes this does mean I went to Halloween Horror Nights, I conquered my chainsaw fears, I had fun, I did not do the Terrifier maze because the line was 3 hours and fuck that noise)

I haven't seen the movies and I don't plan to tbh but I feel like if HHN is replicating the scene where the murder clown wears his victim's scalp and tits but simply skips the tits that just says all that we really need to say maybe? I think it's fucked to the core! Is this anything!!!